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Bath Salts May Be Behind Naked Man Confronting Girl In Park

MIAMI (CBS4) – The drug that made headlines after the causeway cannibal case is back in the news again.
This time, North Miami Beach Police said a man believed to be on bath salts stripped nearly naked at a childrens playground and threatened a three-year-old girl with sexual advances.
Police said surviellance video shows Shane Shuyler stripping in the tot lot and then going very close to a three-year-old girl.






Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 14th, 2012
Blondie is going to have FUN, FUN, FUN in the big house, but without the benefit of bath salts. Wonder if Soap-On-A-Rope comes in bath-salt flavor?
even steven
June 14th, 2012
Lock him in a room with a cheese grater, an ice pick, and a great big pile of bath salts.
jwm
June 14th, 2012
WTF is it with people? I mean- with all the unhinged evil going on as a result of taking this crap, why is anyone trying it? They can’t print the Darwin Awards fast enough for these clowns.
JWM
CrustyB
June 14th, 2012
Two in the sternum, one in the head.
MNHawk
June 14th, 2012
Who is the first tard that thought smoking Calgon was a great idea? Did they try kitty litter first before finding out that Calgon could really take them away?
Noelegy
June 14th, 2012
@JWM, because they think it won’t happen to THEM.
jwm
June 14th, 2012
@MNHawk:
Kitty litter is a shitty trip.
JWM
grayscape
June 14th, 2012
Why are Democrats even allowed on playgrounds?
feeling really ahole-y
June 14th, 2012
oh, i don’t know, what’d she look like?
RosalindJ
June 14th, 2012
One of the first news stories I read this morning:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-y-mom-bath-salt-bender-dies-tasing-article-1.1095423
What is this crap? Some kind of pcp/meth hybrid? People growling? W.T.F.
serfer62
June 14th, 2012
Has the Choom Gang heard about this?
Billy Fuster
June 14th, 2012
“Honest Officer, I thought she was eighteen.”
norman einstein
June 14th, 2012
I think it’s time teh Won appointed a “Bath Salts Czar”.
I nominate Nanny Loonberg, NYC.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
June 14th, 2012
So *that’s* what became of the bass player from Molly Hatchet.