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Bath Salts May Be Behind Naked Man Confronting Girl In Park

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(Source: Miami-Dade Corrections) Shane Schuyler

 

MIAMI (CBS4) – The drug that made headlines after the causeway cannibal case is back in the news again.

This time, North Miami Beach Police said a man believed to be on bath salts stripped nearly naked at a childrens playground and threatened a three-year-old girl with sexual advances.

Police said surviellance video shows Shane Shuyler stripping in the tot lot and then going very close to a three-year-old girl.

 

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    June 14th, 2012

    Blondie is going to have FUN, FUN, FUN in the big house, but without the benefit of bath salts. Wonder if Soap-On-A-Rope comes in bath-salt flavor?

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  2. even steven

    June 14th, 2012

    Lock him in a room with a cheese grater, an ice pick, and a great big pile of bath salts.

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  3. jwm

    June 14th, 2012

    WTF is it with people? I mean- with all the unhinged evil going on as a result of taking this crap, why is anyone trying it? They can’t print the Darwin Awards fast enough for these clowns.

    JWM

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  4. CrustyB

    June 14th, 2012

    Two in the sternum, one in the head.

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  5. MNHawk

    June 14th, 2012

    Who is the first tard that thought smoking Calgon was a great idea? Did they try kitty litter first before finding out that Calgon could really take them away?

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  6. Noelegy

    June 14th, 2012

    @JWM, because they think it won’t happen to THEM.

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  7. jwm

    June 14th, 2012

    @MNHawk:
    Kitty litter is a shitty trip.

    JWM

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  8. grayscape

    June 14th, 2012

    Why are Democrats even allowed on playgrounds?

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  9. feeling really ahole-y

    June 14th, 2012

    oh, i don’t know, what’d she look like?

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  10. RosalindJ

    June 14th, 2012

    One of the first news stories I read this morning:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-y-mom-bath-salt-bender-dies-tasing-article-1.1095423

    What is this crap? Some kind of pcp/meth hybrid? People growling? W.T.F.

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  11. serfer62

    June 14th, 2012

    Has the Choom Gang heard about this?

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  12. Billy Fuster

    June 14th, 2012

    “Honest Officer, I thought she was eighteen.”

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  13. norman einstein

    June 14th, 2012

    I think it’s time teh Won appointed a “Bath Salts Czar”.
    I nominate Nanny Loonberg, NYC.

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  14. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    June 14th, 2012

    So *that’s* what became of the bass player from Molly Hatchet.

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