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College Student Arrested For Wasabi Attack
Cops: Man, 22, hit girlfriend with jeans doused in spicy sauce
JUNE 13–A Massachusetts college student is facing criminal charges after admitting he assaulted his girlfriend with a pair of jeans covered in wasabi sauce, an attack that the man claims was prompted when “some guy she slept with in school was texting her.”
John McGuinness, 22, and his girlfriend were returning early Friday from a Barnstable bar–where they had watched a Celtics game–when the woman received the text. The ensuing argument continued until the woman dropped McGuinness off at his home.
While driving to her residence, the 21-year-old woman got a text from McGuninness “stating that he had my $200 pair of jeans and he was throwing them outside,” according to a Barnstable Police Department report. McGuinness is pictured in the above mug shot.
The woman doubled back to McGuinness’s home, where he “came out to the driveway with my jeans covered in wasabi sauce.” She told cops that McGuinness “had my jeans by the waist and whipped me in the face with them. I got wasabi sauce in my eyes and they were burning and I couldn’t see.”
RANDO
June 13th, 2012
Wasabi. Pffft!
Chalupa
June 13th, 2012
It all started when the other guy texted “Miso horny!!”.
the aardvark
June 13th, 2012
How come this reminds me of that song, I think I’m turning Japanese? I like wasabi but this is way too much. What a putz.
Death_By_Farts
June 13th, 2012
This piece of shit deserves the proper punishment:
Wasabi sauce rubbed onto his balls every 20 minutes for a 24 hour period.
Efficacy
June 13th, 2012
Just another new style of HOT Pants.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 13th, 2012
I like spicy foods (Habaneros, etc) but to me, eating Wasabi is like getting windex sprayed up my nose and mouth. Blech.
Guy’s a douche. She should sneak in his apartment and wash his manties in BenGay
Chuck U Farley
June 13th, 2012
@efficacy – man, I miss hot pants. My wife used to look great in them!
(of course in them days, she looked great in everything)
serfer62
June 13th, 2012
Wasabi is Japanese horse radish
Billy Fuster
June 13th, 2012
He flies off the handle and she buys $200 jeans. Sounds like these wackos are made for each other.
Tortillapete
June 13th, 2012
Wasabi? Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Bad Brad
June 13th, 2012
It was easy to tell at a young age, Eddie Monster was headed for trouble.
Noelegy
June 14th, 2012
Who buys $200 jeans?