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Jay Carney Hospitalized

Home - by - June 12, 2012 - 23:02 America/New_York - 15 Comments

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  1. TooMuchTime

    June 12th, 2012

    So now when Carney tells someone to, “Kiss my ass,” he won’t have wait for it to happen. He’ll just do it himself.

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  2. Bad Brad

    June 12th, 2012

    I’m calling Bull Shit. If he’s in the hospital it would be foe affixation for having his head up his dumb ass. What a punk.

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  3. Chalupa

    June 13th, 2012

    Talking out his ass, propping up an ass.

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  4. Gina

    June 13th, 2012

    Toomuchtime had a much cleaner version of interpretation than I did.
    However Carney, no doubt, would prefer mine.

    Btw, where is everyone.. Is it bowling night? I feel like I’m talking to myself.

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  5. michellesbigbeaver

    June 13th, 2012

    His large greasy vagina gives him much more flexibility than a normal man…..

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  6. Radio Patriot

    June 13th, 2012

    One of your funniest, Fur… I hope Carney-val sees this one.

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  7. serfer62

    June 13th, 2012

    Will he be allowed free contraceptives?

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  8. Unneutral

    June 13th, 2012

    Torn between liberalism and the truth.

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  9. Bad Brad

    June 13th, 2012

    Yesterday was the anniversary of John Wayne’s death (1979). And here we are focusing on the weak sister rat bastard scum sucking piece a shit and his even worse boss. Aaaaaagh.

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  10. BJL

    June 13th, 2012

    Does this mean he tea bags himself? Aaahhh yes, just as I suspected..

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  11. Groucho Marxist

    June 13th, 2012

     
  12. Birdie Num Num

    June 13th, 2012

    Keep in mind that this SOS typically posed as an ‘objective journalist’ at Time.

    Further demonstrating that the ‘media’ are basically all part of the ‘Rat/left team.

    It’s just a matter of who signs the paycheck.

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  13. joe

    June 13th, 2012

    The doctor diagnosed Carney with stage 4 liar-itis.

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  14. Tim

    June 13th, 2012

    Really is surprising that the doctors could pull his head outta his ass so quickly.

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  15. Nunya

    June 19th, 2012

    LOL! Mr Hat’s “fake” newspaper is more realistic than anything coming outta the DNC-controlled alphabet media

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