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Wow – Sexyyyyyuck
I guess since Jennifer Aniston’s chest seems to be at her navel she figures if she wears these ugly ass jeans, with the crotch dropped a foot, the illusion will be that her tatas are in the proper place.
It ain’t working.
What is it with people who will wear what they think they should be wearing rather than LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?
She looks like an idiot.
Update – You ain’t seen nuttin yet. Look at what it says on the back of Aniston’s douchefriend’s tee shirt -
Guess My Age And Then Add 5Is this shithead for real? Hollywood is diseased with narcissism. Do they know how vomit inducing they are?
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Anonymous
June 12th, 2012
To me it looks like they are wearing each others pants. You can almost see his cameltoe.
Nunya
June 12th, 2012
Ewww yeah totally agree, and Jenn is usually pretty well dressed at least
Wonder what’s with her prison-receiver pants? Unless they belong to the bigger guy walking in front of her there, and she got dressed in the dark and/or in a hurry…
Anonymous
June 12th, 2012
What? So she’s got a load in her pants. It could happen to anyone
Troy
June 12th, 2012
Guess my IQ, then subtract 50…
Chalupa
June 12th, 2012
The TSA agent was trying to guess his weight…
Zonga
June 12th, 2012
Nunya for the win!
“prison-receiver pants”
wth
June 12th, 2012
Guess his penis size, then divide by two.
Gebl Ripper
June 12th, 2012
I’d still do her.
One plus is that it seems every movie she’s in lately has her jiggling her boobs. I like to keep abreast of things. I’d like to give her a pearl necklace.
That’s it – I’m out of tit jokes.
Alfa06
June 12th, 2012
#wth…that’s “fuzzy” math…he’d be left with…Remainder=Vagina.
Yebbid
June 12th, 2012
The winner is wth! So true. Big Belly Laughs.
Jerry Manderin
June 12th, 2012
I never watched an episode of “Friends.” I never found Jennifer “I’m the same in every role” Aniston to be the hottest show on earth. Ok. I go back to work now. DAMN it feels great to say “I go back to work now!” =]
super toe
June 12th, 2012
I bet he takes longer to get ready to go out than she does.
TooMuchTime
June 12th, 2012
I guessed zero. So that makes him a typical hollyweird leftist snotty-nosed brat.
Yeah. I guessed right.
Moe Tom
June 12th, 2012
I lead such a sheltered life. The only time I see these assholes is when I click on IOTW. Even then I don’t know who they are. Like the broad who got bonked on the noggin and never missed a note, while “singing.”
sleeping giant
June 12th, 2012
Never watched friends…didn’t much care for it.
However, I’d hit Jennifer Aniston….as hard and often as I could get it…
which is never
Steaming Pyle
June 12th, 2012
Just wait for the ‘crotch on the ground’ look to show up everywhere now among the vapid followers of such trends.
Anonymous
June 12th, 2012
Is that her bodyguard? He looks so….oooooh, tough.
rotflmao !
Steaming Pyle
June 12th, 2012
http://www.ghettoredhot.com/anatomy-of-an-urban-thug/
joe
June 12th, 2012
Remember Jennifer Lopez wearing those crotch-dropping pants when she performed on AI? This must be a new fashion trend and it smells to high heaven.
Anonymous
June 12th, 2012
“Guess your age” ??
How ’bout we play my game instead: Who the f– are you, and why should I care ?
“I’m not a stud, I play one on TV”. Ghey dude has to wear a t-shirt under his t-shirt !
Death_By_Farts
June 12th, 2012
I realize this sounds horrible and cruel, but I’m gonna say it.
When the big one destroys LA and most of southern cali, I hope it happens right smack in the middle of the academy awards. That would be the first time in my life when I would actually watch it.
The terrified screams coming from those snobby liberals would make me smile, no shit. Isn’t that sick?
norman einstein
June 12th, 2012
Whenever I’m unable to avoid seeing Aniston mentioned, such as now, I feel sorry for her. She always looks so unhappy somehow. It’s been…what?…20 years since her TV show ended?
And yet the paparazzi still follow her around.
I suppose the fact that she has a new boytoy is news in Hollyweird circles. But why does she keep picking such assholes?
Jennifer, wake the fuck up. People are laughing at you.
Noelegy
June 12th, 2012
@norman einstein, I never got her appeal, either, and wondered why I am still seeing her all over the place. It was explained to me thusly: She got a boatload of money in her divorce from Brad Pitt, and as a result she has the best publicity money can buy. Hence her omnipresence on tabloid magazine covers.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
June 12th, 2012
Those are his pants
and as for the “Guess My Age And Then Add 5″
Put me down for 10!
Jethro
June 12th, 2012
She’s wearing “grandpa” jeans!
grayjohn
June 13th, 2012
Ah celebrities. Wish I had time to give a shit. Oh well.
Groucho Marxist
June 13th, 2012
I’ll defend this one. Looks like she’s traveling. A lot of celebs get caught by papprazzi looking totally trashed in public. The public is used to seeing them sharp and well dressed. Sometimes they can move among the rest of us looking like Walmart sideshows and not get harrassed for autographs. Other than that I could give a rats behind.