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DERP!

Jebadummy Bush says that his father, as well as Reagan, would have a tough time getting nominated today because the republican party is too ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE. He says this while Romney swept through the primaries like a hot knife through butter.

Jebby, your analysis is about as cogent as Ronald Reagan JUNIOR’S.

Go away now. You talked too much and now people know you’re a moron. You should have stayed silent and rode that myth that you’re a rising star in the GOP. You’re rising like Meghan McCain.

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» 30 Comments

  1. Moe Tom

    June 11th, 2012

    Phuckit! why do we keep kicking ourselves in the arse? Jeb we thought you were a nuts and bolts guy, until. Well, until now only the libs thought you were a jerk.

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  2. Toaster

    June 11th, 2012

    Your title says it all BFH.

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  3. Blind Snowman

    June 11th, 2012

    Translation from Political Class Speak (Polbonics) to English = ” These unlearned masses don’t listen to us…”

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  4. RickeyG

    June 11th, 2012

    Charlie Crist made Jeb look like a genius and true conservative. Until Jeb opened his mouth.

    I still maintain that almost all politicians will pass themselves off as more conservative than they really are just to get elected. 2010 House freshmen offered as evidence.

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  5. Nunya

    June 11th, 2012

    #41, #43, and Laura are the only 3 from that family that are retiring (or should be retiring) gracefully

    The Repubs are “too conservative”?? Puh-leeze, yeah because the RNC welcomed Sarah Palin, Herman Cain, and the TEA party with open arms /SARC

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  6. cfm990

    June 11th, 2012

    I don’t know about your dad, but conservatives have been praying for another Reagan. So, from what I just read. Your head has been someplace either, very sandy or very stinky.

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  7. Papadoc

    June 11th, 2012

    Part of the genius of Reagan was his ability to unify the Religious Right with the Goldwater (“True”) Conservatives and the moderates in both parties. And he didn’t do it by moving to the middle.
    I’ve never heard of any politician lying to appear more liberal in order to get elected, but politicians of both parties routinely misrepresent themselves as more conservative than they are, in order to get elected.

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  8. beachmom

    June 11th, 2012

    Every time someone in the media says Jeb should run for POTUS or Romney should pick him for Veep, I yell, “God No!”
    He is a big government liberal rino and the last thing we need.
    And a sure win for Dear Leader.

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  9. exceller

    June 11th, 2012

    does Jeb think someone like Reagan could be twice elected as governor of California now? of course not, so which way has the electorate moved, left or right?

    Republicans have went from John McCain to Mitt Romney so spare me this nonsense about having to be “ultra-conservative” to get Republican support.

    there can be no common ground with communists.

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  10. Papadoc

    June 11th, 2012

    Jeb Bush was the governor who interjected state government politics into a family’s tragic medical situation. That’s not a conservative action.

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  11. ChiefIlliniCake

    June 11th, 2012

    Nobody misses his Father much(or his brother, for that matter).

    The Bush family has always had Reagan envy.

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  12. IronyCurtain

    June 11th, 2012

    These RINOs never, ever learn the lesson of what happens when you try to get on the “good side” of the imbeciles at the New York Times.

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  13. fxdwg69

    June 11th, 2012

    No more Bushes, Clintons, Kennedys, etc. Politics is NOT a family business.

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  14. Jethro

    June 11th, 2012

    “I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”

    -Calvin Coolidge

    There is a lot of wisdom in that statement.

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  15. michellesbigbeaver

    June 11th, 2012

    Any bets that he is offered the VP slot? The word around the net was that if Mitt made it as the Republican nominee, Jebhole was going to be his VP…. (the fact that he is actually showing up in the news now of all times offers a little creedence to the rumor….)

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  16. persecutor

    June 11th, 2012

    “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Lincoln.

    Jeb baby, just go away!

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  17. norman einstein

    June 11th, 2012

    Brother Jeb is not ready for prime time, nor will he EVER be.
    His “pro-amnesty” bullshit did it for me.

    Fortunately, I think Romney’s “people” are much too smart to let him near this RINO with a ten-foot pole.

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  18. Reaganite Republican

    June 11th, 2012

    This man has no future in the TEA Party era

    Run along, little doggie

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  19. Dumbplumber

    June 11th, 2012

    Someone needs to remind the Progressives, Liberals, Democrats and Progturds that since Reagan ‘reaching across the isle, consensus and compromise has buried the U.S. in unspeakable debt. And for a few years, when Dems controlled both houses of Congress, there was a spending spree unparalleled in history and that my generation will never see paid back.

    Having said that, the time has come for Conservatives to have a time at bat. Since the RINOs and Libs have made a mockery of themselves so far.

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  20. Chuck U Farley

    June 11th, 2012

    Face it Jeb, you didn’t have the guts to go fight it out on the campaign trail, you wuss.

    You’re just running around now so Romney will notice you and hopefully (God help us!) pick you for Veep.

    “Oooo, look at me, Mitt. I’m relevant. Pick me, pick me!

    Run along now Little Jebbie. Your time has past.

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  21. Anonymous

    June 11th, 2012

    He was a good Governor. Then we got flip flop Charlie who was a disaster.

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  22. Buddy

    June 11th, 2012

    I knew Jeb’s father. He was no Reagan either.

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  23. Zombie Joe Paterno

    June 11th, 2012

    @Jethro: “‘I have never been hurt by what I have not said.’ -Calvin Coolidge

    There is a lot of wisdom in that statement.”

    I respectfully disagree.

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  24. bitterclinger

    June 11th, 2012

    I have also heard the Romney/Jeb rumor. Word had it that the Bushies agreed not to give Willard a hard time in return for putting Jeb “I loves me some illegals; have you met my wife?” Bush on the #2 slot.

    The Bushies absolutely HATE teh Palin and were sweating bullets that she would deprive the dynasty of another go ’round. “Bar” has said some esp. nasty things about SP.

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  25. Ricky

    June 11th, 2012

    Who ever said Jeb was a good governor must have their head up their ass.
    Jeb lined his pockets and the pockets of his wife while in office with kick-backs and stock options with Aramark and Trinity. Several State employees lost their job because of his new spending policies while in office.. the reality is..he wasn’t saving the tax-payer any money, instead went way over budget..or have your forgotten? He’s no better than the other 2 ass clowns that followed him.

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  26. Tony R

    June 11th, 2012

    And to think, I just started to kind of like Jeb last week when he bitch-slapped Debbie WassupDoc Shitz. Oh well.

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  27. [...] iOwnTheWorld: Jebby, your analysis is about as cogent as Ronald Reagan JUNIOR’S. [...]

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  28. S-a-n-f-o-r-d period

    June 12th, 2012

    He reminds me of an enema bag. Only with a shorter hose.

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  29. BarnabyBoog

    June 12th, 2012

    Jeb…………..you are passe’, you are ignorant, you give the name Bush a very bad aftertaste, so, Jebbie, sit your fat azz down, shut the ef up and go away into oblivion. Don’t you dare hurt the GOP you dumbnutz cacksucker! WE will NEVER elect you even chief Eunuch……..there will never be another BUSH in the WH…goodbye Jebbie.

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  30. [...] iOwnTheWorld: Jebadummy Bush says that his father, as well as Reagan, would have a tough time getting nominated today because the republican party is too ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE. He says this while Romney swept through the primaries like a hot knife through butter. [...]

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