U.S. Secretary of Commerce John Bryson was charged with felony hit-and-run by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department after a bizarre series of apparently deliberate crashes this past weekend, the Los Angeles Times reports.
The Times describes the incident as follows:
Bryson was driving a Lexus in the 400 block of South San Gabriel Boulevard shortly after 5 p.m. Saturday, when he allegedly rear-ended a Buick as it was waiting for a train to pass, according to a statement released by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and the San Gabriel Police Department.
After briefly stopping to talk to the three men inside the Buick, Bryson left the location in the Lexus and then struck the Buick a second time, authorities said. The men followed Bryson’s car and called 911 to ask for police assistance.
Bryson continued to drive his Lexus into Rosemead, which is patrolled by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. There, he allegedly crashed into a second vehicle near the intersection of San Gabriel Boulevard and Hellman Avenue.
There authorities found him alone and unconscious behind the wheel of his car.
Bryson was hospitalized. There was no explanation given for his conduct.
No explanation?? How about, he’s in the Obama Administration.
The commerce department has issued a statement saying “he suffered a seizure.”
He’s going to suffer a seizure of his cabinet position. Oh, wait. This is the Obama Administration. You could rape a girl scout on Sunset Boulevard and you’d still be a proud member of this growing shitstain in our nation’s history.