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Obama’s Secretary of Commerce Goes on Felony Hit and Run Rampage
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U.S. Secretary of Commerce John Bryson was charged with felony hit-and-run by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department after a bizarre series of apparently deliberate crashes this past weekend, the Los Angeles Times reports.
The Times describes the incident as follows:
Bryson was driving a Lexus in the 400 block of South San Gabriel Boulevard shortly after 5 p.m. Saturday, when he allegedly rear-ended a Buick as it was waiting for a train to pass, according to a statement released by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and the San Gabriel Police Department.
After briefly stopping to talk to the three men inside the Buick, Bryson left the location in the Lexus and then struck the Buick a second time, authorities said. The men followed Bryson’s car and called 911 to ask for police assistance.
Bryson continued to drive his Lexus into Rosemead, which is patrolled by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. There, he allegedly crashed into a second vehicle near the intersection of San Gabriel Boulevard and Hellman Avenue.
There authorities found him alone and unconscious behind the wheel of his car.
Bryson was hospitalized. There was no explanation given for his conduct.
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No explanation?? How about, he’s in the Obama Administration.
The commerce department has issued a statement saying “he suffered a seizure.”
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
He’s going to suffer a seizure of his cabinet position. Oh, wait. This is the Obama Administration. You could rape a girl scout on Sunset Boulevard and you’d still be a proud member of this growing shitstain in our nation’s history.
BILL
June 11th, 2012
hey all you liberal obama supporters, are you proud of your potus and his cronies?
What if all Americans behaved in the same fashion as our potus and his cronies? Just ignore whatever laws you want, its all good, no consequences. a-holes all of them!
BCooperman
June 11th, 2012
I hope law enforcement got a good breath or blood sample. Sounds like he was HAMMERED.
Goldenfoxx
June 11th, 2012
@BCooperman – that’s what I think also, he was smashed. Usually with a seizure you become immobile, being drunk you can usually not give a crap and keep moving–which he did. Obummer & Holder will find a way to get him out of his situation. Here in California, if you have a seizure, they immediately take your drivers license away. In order to get it back, a doctor has to release you. That’s what happened to my niece – and it took forever to get her license back.
TooMuchTime
June 11th, 2012
“Well, I know I’ve been found guilty Your Honor, I’m just trying to think like a good demmorhoid and figure out a way to put this on my resume.”
Dr. Tar
June 11th, 2012
It’s a desperate plea for attention – Obama has been out doing so many fund raisers and hob nobbing with famous people that he’s ignored all his little croonies back in the White House. And this guy holds a cabinet post not some flunky Czar title made up to pay off a political debt or to make Valery Jarrett happy.
Noodengr
June 11th, 2012
well if it was a seizure, i am sure they will keep him on in the cabinet. Might as well he will fit in with all the other handicapped flunkies that are in it.
Nunya
June 11th, 2012
Wasn’t there a story from back in the mid-90s where Hillary’s motorcade struck and hit a pedestrian or something like that? I’m sure the story, along with the pedestrian, has long been
buriederased from anyone’s memory but I seem to recall…RickeyG
June 11th, 2012
Any report he may have converted to Islam just before the crashes? If so, it may be another case of homegrown jihadi terror. Ooops, I meant workplace violence.
Joe Btfsplk
June 11th, 2012
Bryson accident #1: “Why you no move car out of my way? Just for that… I hit you again!”
Bryson accident #2: “Why you no move car out of my way? I tired now… will have little nap.”
Uncharitable
June 11th, 2012
If he had a seizure AFTER the accident-
WTF was his problem BEFORE?
BigFurHat
June 11th, 2012
Now he’s going to have to go around having fake seizures, like George Costanza’s elbow flinch.
Stevo
June 11th, 2012
Was the ‘seizure’ straight up or one the rocks?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Stevo
June 11th, 2012
‘On the rocks’ – Sorry
MNHawk
June 11th, 2012
“You could rape a girl scout on Sunset Boulevard and you’d still be a proud member of this growing shitstain in our nation’s history.”
Now now, no need to exaggerate. Raping a nursing home manager works just fine for this example.
MNHawk
June 11th, 2012
The again, even someone who rapes a nursing home manager is trying to distance himself from this stuttering clusterfluke.
Tim
June 11th, 2012
“Seizure” … see, it ain’t his fault!
Somehow, Bush is behind this …
Noelegy
June 11th, 2012
Whaaaaaaaaat? He wasn’t driving a Chevy Volt?!?
Stirrin the B.S.
June 11th, 2012
So they’re going to say that he recovered from his first seizure sufficiently to drive away from the first (and second) crash, only to suffer a second seizure? What bad luck.
SheVee
June 11th, 2012
He might be telling the truth, if the lastest trendy drink in D.C. is called the “Seizure.”
Carlsonal
June 11th, 2012
DUI, or I’ll eat my friggin shoe.
IronyCurtain
June 11th, 2012
I had no idea he was 1/32 Drunken Kennedy.
Genl Ripper
June 11th, 2012
While the few MSM outlets that even reported on this are saying “seizure” or “stroke” or “victimless ailment du-jour” as the root cause of Bryson’s fucktardedness, the two police departments that are investigating this HAVE NOT RULED OUT DRUGS AND/OR LIQUOR.
My bet is that when he spoke to the guys in the first car, he said “Hey fuck you! I’m Secretary of Commerce! I can do anything I want, you fucking peasants!”
This shitweasel was one of the co-founders of the NRDC National Resources Defense Council, a far-left radical Enviro Industry gang that is anti-capitalist and anti-fishing.
With this assklown in charge of Commerce, it’s no wonder that Jane Lubechenko at NOAA/ NMFS Natl Marine Fisheries Service is getting away with her corrupt, illegal anti-fishing Catch Shares ponzi scheme. For those not in the know, Lubechenko was EDF Environmental Defense Fund Vice Chairman until Obama appointed her head of NOAA/ NMFS as a payoff to the Enviro Industry that gave tens of million$ to Obama’s 2008 campaign.
I say turn Bryson & Lubechenko into Soylent Green and feed them to the goddamn filthy hippies.