20-something years ago, I remember the anticipation of that first Playboy that was gonna have Madonna nekkid pictures in it. As a young man, (Hell it must’ve been longer than 20 yrs come to think of it), I surely did want to see her “Tatas”. But it scarred me for life! I’ve still got that image of her laying on that couch with what looked like dead ferrets under her armpits, burned into the back of my mind. You just made it surface. You couldn’t make me purposefully click that link to go see her thing, if you put a gun to my head, TYVM!!!!

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uh oh, someone forgot to add a spray tan for the mr. olympia competition

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Already seen it, as has Willem DaFoe. Next.

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She looks more interested in it than her audience of mostly gay guys probably was.

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Looks like a dude.

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An udder tragedy…

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Since her entire 30 year “music” catalog has been utterly disposable she has to resort to this to make headlines.
Look for her to soon be the historic first performer to take a dump onstage.
What an accomplishment!

+6

I’ve seen bigger mosquito bites.

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Have some pity for her. She checking to see if its dripping pus.

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Too bad that spider got in her bed. Hope it didn’t lay it’s eggs in that.

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What’s with the pink nipple? One of our mothers here will have to verify, but don’t women who have given birth have brown ones? Guess Lourdes is adopted…

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Is it me or will these no talent hacks resort to anything to get their names in the news?

Someone shoud wack her in the head with a metal pole to.

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@Nunya.. i don’t think she is adopted. she has all of her mom’s facial hair.

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If she did this in Istanbul what will she do when she get’s back to the states? Handstands that display her Vajayjay? Oh wait..

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=modona+superbowl+photos&view=detail&id=F6BFDC0D99F758B4CB1D127755E501798E310340&first=0&qpvt=modona+superbowl+photos&FORM=IDFRIR

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Despite the bold font, I will not GO THERE.

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@Nunya, where the heck did you get that one?

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Oh, I get it! You’re finally answering that post of a couple of weeks ago, where you showed someone on a beach with small saggies.

And to think everyone thought that was some dude that looked like a lady when it was actually the other way around.

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eeww…all the flesh is gone and she’s just got nipples on her muscles. Gross.

+4

Madge doesn’t realize it, but this action is code for “I’m done.”

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@beachmom: I wasn’t sure it was true, and had no way of knowing, that’s why I put it out there I musta read it in some pr0gressive textbook, you know how accurate those things are

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I’m sure her kids are so pleased.

Please Madge…not the vadge!

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Truth Or Scare

+2

It looks so old and gnarled.

+1

I think it’s time Madge stepped away from the steroids! Damn girl – I remember when you almost looked good!

+1

I thought that was Penthouse. You’re right about the ferrets.Huhhhhuhuhuhuh.

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Gahh! There’s hair on them thar nipples!

Somebody should tie that skank up and tweeze each hair out, one by one. Sloooowly. And her skidmarked granny panties should be shoved in her mouth so we can’t hear her bitching.

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Nice arms/Nasty Tits.

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