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Man smuggled banned girlfriend into his apartment for 14 MONTHS… by hiding her inside a pink suitcase
A 50-year-old Oregon woman has been arrested after her boyfriend allegedly snuck her inside his apartment through a suitcase after she was banned 14 months ago.
Kola J. McGrath was arrested Monday for trespassing after workers at her boyfriend’s downtown Portland apartment complex discovered she had been sneaking inside by hiding in a large pink suitcase.
Police were notified this week when a witness saw a man putting a woman in the suitcase, prompting him to call police over a possible kidnapping.
h/t Huckleberry
grayscape
June 8th, 2012
Progshits never cease to amuse me with their stupidity…
antiteabagger
June 8th, 2012
All I see is the suitcase. Where is the woman?
mkultra
June 8th, 2012
50? FIFTY?!???
Troy
June 8th, 2012
I would have just put a bag over her head.
Moe Tom
June 8th, 2012
Now aint that interesting? Nothing much else happening huh?
Moe Tom
June 8th, 2012
Kathy Griffin’s mother?
mkultra
June 8th, 2012
The suitcased faces of meth
reddecaesari
June 8th, 2012
the good news is he wasn’t that gay porn “star” from canada
Jethro
June 8th, 2012
@Moe Tom:
Kathy Griffin’s daughter?
mkultra
June 8th, 2012
@Jethro:
Kathy Griffin’s genitals?
Moxie Man
June 8th, 2012
I think the Samsonite chimpanzees tossed around that suitcase.
Moxie Man
June 8th, 2012
Check out those cheekbones, she must be 31/32 Cherokee.
Bad Brad
June 8th, 2012
I think he just glued a handle on her ass and called her luggage. Maybe a Samsonite decal.
Moe Tom
June 8th, 2012
Elizabeth Warrens grandmother?
plainjane31
June 9th, 2012
Why wasn’t he arrested?
The Doktor
June 9th, 2012
Cute bangs. Make her look 10 hours younger.
Nunya
June 9th, 2012
He sure does have some “baggage” eh?
Friend of the family
June 9th, 2012
It’s a strange world.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 9th, 2012
LOL @ The Doktor
xiphos
June 9th, 2012
Are we sure she wasn’t run through a meat grinder first?
Cfm990
June 9th, 2012
Sir, shall I carry your bag?
Nah, she can walk.
Libra
June 9th, 2012
Put her back in the suitcase…please!
I'm Your Huckleberry
June 9th, 2012
stupid IS, as stupid Does…,
“my momma says, life is like a box of chocolates…, ya never know whatcha gonna get,…once ya open the suitcase…
protards, ya can’t hurt them, but ya can ship them in a suitcase, and have them taken across the country on JetBlue…
bitterclinger
June 9th, 2012
I want to know what she did to get banned from the apt. complex.
Anonymous
June 9th, 2012
@bitterclinger: One look at that face and you ask why she got banned?
I'm Your Huckleberry
June 9th, 2012
she broke a fire extinguisher..for real
Unneutral
June 9th, 2012
I can understand sneeking her out but not in.
Corona
June 9th, 2012
She looks like she’s so worth the trouble.
norman einstein
June 9th, 2012
Sounds like an open and shut case to me. Nyuk, nyuk!
But seriously, how did he get it to close around those EARS?
joe
June 9th, 2012
The face that launched 1000 ships… away from Troy!
NorthernX
June 9th, 2012
Well. That’s a whole lot of ugly to be shoving into one suitcase…