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Sorry, no time for Greenie.
I’m feelin’ mighty *super* right now…..

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Pink Hi Beams?

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Lois Lane’s Lungs?

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Where the hell are the nipples…are you saving them for later?

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Fake.

(serves you boys right for not posting sumpn for teh ladies)

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Not interested.

That’s the joke, not me being a jerk.

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I came to the conclusion that I need to grace that Superman logo with a Pearl Necklace.

BTW – if you want a good laugh, go onto Urban Dictionary and look up the definition for Superman, as in “my girlfrined pissed me off so much last night that I Supermanned her once she was asleep.”

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Let’s see her do that with a “batgirl” logo t-shirt:
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/35/3589/YRL2F00Z/posters/juniors-dc-comics-batgirl-logo-distressed.jpg

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Yes… what I can see SO far, DOES look ‘SUPER!’

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There is more than meets the eye…

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Behind every superman their is a superwoman. Oh how how droll.

Behind every superman their is a great set of Lois Lane.

Holy Lois Lane Batman!

I am not getting the green lantern vibe.

Is that Lois Lane in your shirt or are you just glad to see me?

Super boob, coming to a Presidency near you!

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“The Green Lantern saw these, my red hair and my waist and rejoined the 96 percent. That boy always was a tad confused”.

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You light up my life and now you’re busted.

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Viagranite for … me.

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How can looking at those make you gay? Unless its a tranny. Is there a girl superhero called Super Boobs, just asking?

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The “S” is for Silicone. And please note she/he has no hips.

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Those are so super they could make Green Lantern turn straight.

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Cluper Seavage!

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Turns me into a “Man of Steel”!

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“They’re not fake and they’re spectacular!”

(She’s got one of them ‘squeeze ‘em together’ bras on. See the bump in the middle?)

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That’s enough to make Green Lantern go straight.

“One crack’s as good as another” exclaimed Green Lantern.

…there’s a ‘Hi Beam’ joke in there somewhere…

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This is what Superman comes home to

And this is waiting for the Green Lantern

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb475/millertime6813/BarneyFrankOffends.jpg

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Wow! That’s Super, man.

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This reminded me of the BOOB CZAR I met at the 9/12 march in DC. Is that a “big fur hat” on her head? Any relation BFH?
http://www.kenbeard.com/dcmarch/images/2424.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxplhCXpok4ufXkawXELfJrMv7qOPTjTogqYiRup5h5MAm3VM3UW7lTLF_
http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002121.html
They’re real patriots, and they’re spectacular!

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Methinks Nunya and MJA are envious…

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“Up Up and I’m Gay!!!”

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Heh…breasts.

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Chuck, I tried the High Beam Joke early on. Went over like a lead balloon. Ya know Green Lantern, Pink High Beams. Whatever, I hate when I need to explain things. Avoid that route Chuck.

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ROFL MJA! And thanks for the backup. Why do I keep invading these locker room posts? They’re not ever gonna post anything for us gals It’s like the passworded posts, I never learn

Actually Jethro, she could be jealous of me, and only my future husband (if one is in God’s plan) will ever know…suffer **raspberry**

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That’s a super set!

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LoL @ Jethro,

Truly, we’re not envious of that he/she because we are actual females, you see.

[Haven't you all learned not to ogle any pictures of women that Bfh puts up WITHOUT SEEING THE FACE?
hahahhahaha.]

The S is for SEX CHANGE!
Sweet dreams, suckas!

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The Mammaries of Steel. Able to crush tall beer cans in a single pound.

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OOps – had to look twice, thought it was bottoms up!

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The “S” is for sucks to be gay, don’t it.

Still, a little truth in advertising would be nice her, let’s see more of “Super woman”, the ladies of iOTW have me questioning what exactly we are looking at here.

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Great hooters ghost!

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@MJA -

Got your camera fixed, eh? Thanks.

Avid fan.

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She has hips. That camera angle = wide angle close-up. Like a picture of my dog from six inches away…

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Ssssuckem?

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The Green Lantern picks the wrong week to turn gay.

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Damn, they found my kryptonite….

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