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Illegal Aliens Climb Aboard Lawsuit Gravy Train

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Juana Garcia, who has five kids and no job, is suing the Border Patrol because her illegal alien husband died out in the desert while sneaking back into the country after being deported. Hers can be added to a long list of truly appalling illegal alien lawsuits. A master of them is Alfredo Garcia:

When Alfredo Garcia, 41, was arrested in April 2011 by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, the Mexican national was in the midst of suing yet another business under the auspices of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Garcia is a wheelchair-bound paraplegic who has been making a living filing lawsuits against businesses in Southern California.

In fact, the illegal alien has filed more than 500 such lawsuits, collecting $165,000 in settlement money.

Garcia’s most recent suit is against the Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood. His suit alleges that the height of a coat hook and mirror in the bathroom of the store are too high for someone in a wheelchair.

The illegal alien is seeking $5,000 in damages. …

In addition to being a professional plaintiff, Garcia is also a four-time convicted felon.

 

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  1. Racist

    June 8th, 2012

    In addition to being a professional plaintiff, Garcia is also a four-time convicted felon.

    As well as registered and voting Demoncrat, and Obama Campaign Staffer!!!

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  2. Racist

    June 8th, 2012

    Don’t we as citizens have the right to “deport” alien invaders? Someone should round his crippled-ass up and drop him off just across a remote area of the border…without his chair!!!

    ooooh… Somebody’s in a foul mood tonite! Could have been the Libtard I had to go off on at HuffPooP for insulting Reagan! Or maybe it’s just the past 3 days on a roof in the hot sun has cooked my brain a little!!!

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  3. Corona

    June 8th, 2012

    If it was up to me he’d be hanging from that oh so very high coat hook like in Goodfellas. And Layla part 2 would be playing.

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  4. timmie g

    June 8th, 2012

    waht? cause the $100,000,000,000 in free healthcare and free education for the little fokkers isn’t enough?

    nice going you fucking kennedies and the rest of you fucking dumbassocrats

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  5. The Doktor

    June 9th, 2012

    Here’s an idea. Set up one of those “stings” where people get letters to come pick up their “prize” or “free tickets” or whatever and then get them all in a room.

    Then lock them all up in a big bus and take their damned asses back to Mexico. Better yet, drop them offshore Cuba.

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  6. MaryfromMarin

    June 9th, 2012

    Didn’t Sam Peckinpah make a movie about this guy?

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  7. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    June 9th, 2012

    It comes to mind that the desert is full of holes that could easily hold a person. The Bordern Patrol simply needs to find, shovel, and shut up.

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  8. Billy Fuster

    June 9th, 2012

    Bullet therapy will cure this jerk.

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  9. IronyCurtain

    June 9th, 2012

    Land mines get such a bad rap, but the truth is they’d be the perfect solution here. In fact, just the warning sign alone would probably do the trick – but I’d have to insist it would be in English only. Not my problem if they refuse to learn the language of they country they’re attempting to invade.

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  10. bitterclinger

    June 9th, 2012

    For this our founders risked their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor.

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