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Charlie Sheen Celebrates “Boxing Day” a Day Early
Charlie Sheen, one of the dumbassiest of Hollywood dumbasses (and THAT is saying something) even gets Christmas Day and Boxing Day confused!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actor Charlie Sheen, star of the hit sitcom “Two and a Half Men,” has been released from jail in the Colorado ski resort city of Aspen after his Christmas Day arrest on domestic violence charges, police said.
Sheen, 44, was booked on felony charges of second-degree assault and menacing, and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief, all of which were “coupled with a domestic violence component,” the Aspen Police Department said.
He was released on Friday evening after posting an $8,500 bond, and faces a court hearing on February 8. Police declined additional comment, saying a news release would be issued on Monday with any new details.
Police did not identify the person whom Sheen was accused of assaulting. But various websites have said Sheen shoved his third wife, Brooke Mueller, during a heated quarrel. TMZ reported that Mueller had been drinking heavily when she dialed 911 about 8:30 a.m. MST (10:30 a.m. EST), and subsequently recanted her allegations against Sheen.
She was totally asking for it I bet, huh, Charlie? I suspect she tried to tell Sheen that fire can melt steel ! That or, you know, he’s not only completely cuckoo pants, but also an utter asshat.
FrankG
December 26th, 2009
must be that Ike Turner CD collection he got for Christmas
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cakes
December 26th, 2009
Don’t get me started on Charlie Sheen…suffice it to say Snark he is both cuckoo pants and an asshat and a__________.
Comrade Whoopie
December 26th, 2009
Boxing Day should be the day when we take all the Lefty douche bags like Sheen out and punch them in the head.
Maybe that’s all they need is a hard reboot* to get their minds right.
*(A swift kick in the side of the head with a steel toed boot)
Chris
December 26th, 2009
It’s only Boxing if your opponent is aware that it is, and can defend themselves.
Guys, it’s no dishonor to just walk away; indeed, real men respect that.
Otherwise, it’s just poor white trash (regardless of fortune) beating up on a woman, for which sheen should get an 80% asswhoopin’.
Axit
December 26th, 2009
“….and subsequently recanted her allegations against Sheen.”
Think that womyn don’t use the power of tilted domestic violence laws and stereotypical perceptions of the male always being the perpetrator to their advantage?
Sheen may be a “liberal” asshat, but it would be interesting to know the full story.
“Sheen’s Los Angeles-based spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, declined comment except to say: “Don’t be misled by appearances. Appearances and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion.”"
I, for one, will await the full story…
Call me Lennie
December 26th, 2009
@ Cakes
Are you saying you’ve had an encounter with Charlie Sheen? I’d like to say that he strikes me as being a total punk, but then I might get you started….
Eric
December 26th, 2009
Menacing? Troublesome or annoying, holy crap Colorado could lock up half the Hollyweird population on that one. How is anyone not in jail there?
Peter
December 26th, 2009
Not that I’m a fan of any of the Sheens, because I’m not, however, one of the reports I heard said that *her* blood alcohol level was just about triple his.
And yes, nothing bad enough can happen to this turd, but I’m thinking that she’s decided to screw him with her clothes on this time.
Tom Mo
December 26th, 2009
I guess when it comes to the liberal hollywood set
there is a little schadenfreude in all of us. They
have nothing good to say about this country or the
people who are trying to do the right thing.
Phu*k sheen and his trallop of a wife.
Elektracutie
December 27th, 2009
There’s talk of divorce. [let me get my teeny violin]
But the biggest travesty of the story is…who’s Sheen trying to convince that he’s ONLY 44 ?!
[can I get a "yeah right" from the congregation?]