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Michelle Doesn’t Go All the Way Down – Barack Obama
Not like Larry.
Or Barack -
Pool reporter ( reporting about Obama’s appearance and introduction of Ellen, at an LBGTQFFW Fundraiser) Todd Gilman of the Dallas Morning News writes:
He warmed up with some jokes about the first lady’s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show. “Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down” – a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.
White House officials didn’t immediately respond to an inquiry about whether the line was correctly interpreted.
Here’s a fuller transcript from the White House:
I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in pushups — (laughter) — but I think she claims Michelle didn’t go all the way down. (Laughter.) That’s what I heard. I just want to set the record straight — Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well. (Laughter.) So she shouldn’t feel bad. She’s an extraordinary talent and she’s just a dear, dear friend — Ellen DeGeneres. Give Ellen a big round of applause.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 7th, 2012
Hahahaha. OK that shit was funny.
And what is that he’s eating? A Wasabisicle?
I Luv Bacon
June 7th, 2012
Deep-throater-in-chief.
I wonder if Ellen got some facetime with the first brllo pad.
Toaster
June 7th, 2012
What the heck is it with the ghey acronyms?!?!
LGB – OK, that’s obvious Lez, Ghey & Bi
LGBT&Q – Initially, I had no idea what the extra letters were for
Now WHAT’S LGBTQFFW?? LGBTQ + Fast & Furious in Wisconsin ?
MER
June 7th, 2012
Who wants to go all the way down on Hussein? Or Barry? Or whatever the fuck his name is?
Anonymous
June 7th, 2012
Both Barry and Moose will go all they way down in November..
Anonymous
June 7th, 2012
Barry should go down and out. Flaming
Reiuxcat
June 7th, 2012
Only Reggie knows for sure about whether His O’liness can go deep.
tucsondon
June 7th, 2012
This guys just oozes class, doesn’t he?
joe
June 7th, 2012
What is it with these people always so concerned about sexual things? Barry knows there are more important things… look at his communist policies for the USA. You jerks who elected this thing need to apologize to the rest of us.
the aardvark
June 7th, 2012
I really don’t have the right words to describe about just how much I despise this this man as President. And if I did they would be mostly obscene.
Drackxman
June 7th, 2012
No way B. Hussein could do more pushups than the Wookie.
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StrangernFiction
June 7th, 2012
mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
Dr. Tar
June 7th, 2012
Rush labeled it best – Barack Hussein Kardashian – Celebrity-and-Chief
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/05/rush-limbaugh-barack-hussein-kardashian_n_1571947.html?ref=politics
No President would make such a rude and insulting joke at the expense of his or her spouse.
Say, I wonder just how funny Moochelle found that joke? I bet she gave him a few bruises over that one (but not the face, got to keep the face pretty for the photo ops).
Truthsayer
June 7th, 2012
No, Michelle doesn’t but Barry does!
Maudie N Mandeville
June 7th, 2012
The president has done a great service to this nation by broaching this subject. So here goes:
Obviously, there’s a lot of ‘going down’ in the black culture, female on male. That’s where many of their STD’s come from. However, male on female ‘going down’ is far less prevalent. If mama doesn’t know to talk to the 14 year old about family values, education, and marriage, personal hygiene is overlooked, also.
Again, thanks to the president. This will be his seminal moment when all America paid attention to his leadership.
Nunya
June 7th, 2012
Ruh-roh, the kiss of death from Der Fuhrer. I suspect Ellen’s popularity will now “go down” farther than Moochelle’s pushups
Just ask Oprah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That’s at least three feminazis now who have sabotaged their own careers since hitching her wagon to the worst presidunce ever: Hillary, Oprah, and now Ellen
And the delicious irony is that they’d all be on top had they backed a truly accomplished, self-sufficient female like, oh, um Sarah Palin
reddecaesari
June 7th, 2012
barry sucks guys.
Noelegy
June 7th, 2012
@Dr. Tar, it doesn’t matter if she bruises him up a little. I saw a recent photo of him with Bubba Clinton, in which Barry looked like a chocolate Easter bunny: deep brown and shiny. His skin tone (cosmetics) seems to alter according to what audience he’s greeting. Kind of like his magical here-now, gone-later gray hair.
Jerry Manderin
June 7th, 2012
Moochelle can’t do a full push-up because of her huge ass.
TN Tuxedo
June 7th, 2012
Does anyone honestly think that this was a gaffe? I sure don’t.
Following the Wisconsin recall, Obama is in full-throttle BAMN mode (By Any Means Necessary). He will now do anything to keep people talking about anything and everything except his record, his failures and the failures of the Democrat party. Nothing is taboo, nothing is too controversial to serve as a distraction. This is just the beginning.
Besides, he would much rather we talk about double entrendre than this.
willie t
June 7th, 2012
You jerks who elected this thing need to apologize to the rest of us.
wwaaaaaaaaaaaayy more than an apology, joe waaaaaaay more
Anonymous
June 8th, 2012
@TNTuxedo
BAMN – agreed! and it’s a twofer if it grinds america down in the process.
Morgan
June 8th, 2012
I proudly voted for Obama and can’t wait to vote for him again.
Is this were all the right wing zealots hang?
Feminazis? Hate women much?
MaryfromMarin
June 9th, 2012
@Morgan, Rite-Aid called. Your medications are ready for pickup.
ant
June 10th, 2012
She doesn’t go all the way down because she prefers pie….lots of it.