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Ben & Jerry’s does not, at all, contribute to America’s obesity problem, and if they do, they are exempt, as is any other left-wing “good corporations.”

Breitbart.com

Co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream Ben Cohen is launching a new campaign to help his friends in the Occupy movement. No, he isn’t donating his millions of dollars to charity. He’s going to help distribute rubber stamps which can be used to deface dollar bills.

“At some point you have a enough ugly fat gut.” – BFH

Cohen’s goal is to get “thousands of people to buy rubber stamps and stamp any currency that comes into their possession.” The stamps will include slogans like “Corporations are not people,” “Money is not speech” and “Not to be used for bribing politicians.”

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  1. Weldor

    June 4th, 2012

    How about “not to be used to buy ice cream from fat commie pieces of sh*t”…

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  2. MaryfromMarin

    June 4th, 2012

    I do believe that this is against the law:

    http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/17/333

    Wouldn’t rubber-stamping messages on banknotes qualify as “defacing” them?

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  3. ChiefIlliniCake

    June 4th, 2012

    two piece of shit fat bearded fat commie fat hebrew shitbags.

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  4. ChiefIlliniCake

    June 4th, 2012

    Sorry. My alter ego took over for a second.

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  5. Gvii

    June 4th, 2012

    Yet another reason why I will NEVER spend so much as a penny on any of the products from these communist/progressive(Yeah, I know I’m just repeating myself.) rejects.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    June 4th, 2012

    He’s selling these stamps. Even if he doesn’t make a profit (and I’ll bet he does), he doesn’t lose (or donate) any money. What a duplicitous fat bastard.

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  7. Chuck U Farley

    June 4th, 2012

    …and this is predicated on the fact that the Occupoopers actually have money, right?

    Good luck with that one, ‘Fat Bastard’.

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  8. Chalupa

    June 4th, 2012

    How about some new Ben And Jerry flavors for the occasion – like

    Zuccotti Hurl Chunk

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  9. Nunya

    June 4th, 2012

    As good as their ice cream is, yeah what Weldor said

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  10. Chalupa

    June 4th, 2012

    New York’s Finest Fender Fudge

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  11. Kool Aid

    June 4th, 2012

    just hit your local grocery and grab a dozen Ben and Jerry pints….put them in your cart and continue shopping…..at some point, simply return them all to the nearest shelf….ideally no where near any refrigeration and go through the check out with a big smile on your face…..that should cut into their obscene commie fat pig profits!

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  12. Frosteetoes

    June 4th, 2012

    Haagen Dasz should come up with their own stamps to counter those with: Ben and Jerry Want To Kill You, Ben and Jerry Gang Raped Your Mother, Ben and Jerry Put Dead Rats In Their Ice Cream, Ben and Jerry Masturbate Into The Ice Cream Tubs During Production, Ben and Jerry Worship Satan,…

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  13. Name Redacted™

    June 4th, 2012

    So this is where your money goes when you buy the very progressive and diversity-loving Jeremy Lin Fortune Cookie ice cream.

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  14. Unslung Hero

    June 4th, 2012

    Dontcha just love kosher bolsheviks badmouthing the country they made it in………???

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  15. ChiefIlliniCake

    June 4th, 2012

    I’m not anti-Semitic…

    I’m anti stupid fucking reflexively liberal American of Jewish derivation. Just so we’re clear.

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  16. mcnorman

    June 4th, 2012

    They are adding to America’s obesity problem, why isn’t Mooch all over them?

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  17. TooMuchTime

    June 4th, 2012

    @MaryfromMarin –

    …with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued…

    Maybe it’s defacing them. They can say that there is no intent to render them unfit to be reissued. However, I have a perfect argument to defeat that!

    “Not to be used for bribing politicians.”

    In court, I would say that these stamps make it impossible to use as a bribe because no politician will take the bribe with the slogan on the bills! So it IS defacing them because the bills can’t be reissued to be used as bribes!

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  18. TooMuchTime

    June 4th, 2012

    @Frosteetoes — …or we could.

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  19. Efficacy

    June 4th, 2012

    Hypocrisy thy name be Ben & Jerry Capitalists!

    Love it. If you are bearded, homely, wearing professorial glasses, and spouting Prog crap you are OK with the Marxist bastards.

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  20. reddecaesari

    June 4th, 2012

    @koolaid

    brilliant idea. load up and leave in the health food aisle, lower shelf where no one looks.

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  21. jclady

    June 4th, 2012

    This is why I only by Mayfield products.

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  22. Doc

    June 4th, 2012

    I found what looked like dead mouse parts in their ice cream once…fukthem fat faggot commie bitches. Anybody show up at my house with their shit and they run the risk of getting SHOT!

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  23. vizslak72

    June 4th, 2012

    Gaydar registers a 9 on that picture.

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  24. Chuck U Farley

    June 4th, 2012

    Gaaaaakk! After looking at that photo again I had a vision of those two lard-assed progtards rubbing that concoction in the bowl all over each other and licking it off, not caring if they sucked up a nut (so to speak). Like two bloated, puss-infected incarnations of Baron Harkonnen in ‘Dune’.

    Gaaaaaaaaak! Now someone get me a Q-tip swab dipped in chlorox so I can cram it in my ear and scrub my brain! Better yet, just jam a funnel in my ear and pour in the whole freakin’ bottle!

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  25. Bad Brad

    June 4th, 2012

    Well I hope this doesn’t sound to whacked, but as hard as I work, how do two dumb bastards like this make it big? Here’s what freaken weird, I don’t know any small business person that’s a liberal progressive. I gotta be doing something wrong. Tomorrow, I’m going to stop working out, grow my hair out, and get fat and, well I can’t go that far.

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  26. MaryfromMarin

    June 4th, 2012

    @TMT–

    Well, rubber-stamping any Ben & Jerry’s-approved slogans on them would cause them to be unfit to be reissued to ME.

    Anyway, who will determine just what people would stamp on them? Some of the OWS slogans and quotes could cause the bills to spontaneously combust.

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  27. moarkdave

    June 4th, 2012

    @Kool Aid
    Leaving their products to melt on a store shelf might be satisfying, but it only helps their sales and profits. It would be the retail store that would lose the product and have to trow it out. The store would pay them for it and lose the sales due to waste.
    I would never buy their products and will do nothing to help them in anyway.

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  28. Blink

    June 4th, 2012

    1 20 oz. Coke is 240 calories. Total fat 0 g

    1 serving of B & J’s Chunky Monkey ice cream is 300 calories. Total fat 18.0 g

    1 serving of B & J’s Half Baked Original ice cream is 340 calories. Total fat 16.0 g

    B & J should come out with a new ice cream flavor called Fat Bastard or perhaps to honor Ben Cohen’s initials, call it Big Commie ice cream with 440 calories and total fat of 22 g.

    Will Ben and Jerry’s ice cream be added to Mayor Bloomberg’s and Mooseshell’s hit list?

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  29. the aardvark

    June 4th, 2012

    Another good reason I have never bought any Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, nor will I ever.

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  30. Toaster

    June 4th, 2012

    FYI – Stamping dollar bills is not always illegal.

    http://www.WheresGeorge.com has some info on this

    @ Chief – I’ve got one lib/prog friend who’s Jewish. He has more alleigance to the Donks than he does to his religion (much to his conservative dad’s dismay).

    These butterfat bolshevecks absolutely make me ill. I think everyone else captured my thoughts already, so I won’t bother blabbing any more.

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  31. CrustyB

    June 4th, 2012

    I can’t criticize. I’m still using my TAX CHEAT stamp on Timothy Geithner-signed currency.

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  32. RightCoast

    June 4th, 2012

    Hippy Capitalists to the bitter end.

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  33. MaryfromMarin

    June 4th, 2012

    @Toaster–

    I’ve seen some of the “where’s George?” stamped bills. I assumed that it was for information gathering. The Ben & Jerry’s thing is definitely sloganeering–different?

    I’d be sorely tempted to stamp “Tax Cheat” on Geithner’s bills myself, @Crusty B. Come to think of it, those bills are so devalued already, do they still qualify as “legal tender”?

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  34. Rightwingfeather

    June 4th, 2012

    Then I shall respond to this with a stamp of my own choosing.

    With 1/2 cup of their crap at 300 or so calories I doubt that they fit into the Queens fitness program.

    Just sayin.

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  35. Rightwingfeather

    June 4th, 2012

     
  36. Commissar M

    June 4th, 2012

    I stopped buy Ben and Jerry’s about a decade ago and I also refuse to buy any Wonderful brand products. I have no use for people who make it in the free market system and wish to impose authoritarian leftism on the rest of us.

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  37. TooMuchTime

    June 4th, 2012

    @Toaster — The key words in the law are …intent to render [it] unfit to be reissued… Where’s George is a way to track the bill that can only be done with the internet. Before Where’s George, the FRB said that tracking a single bill was impossible. And the entire idea of Where’s George is to intend to render it MORE fit to be reissued. It’s kind like a novelty. Mr. Cohen’s idea would piss off 50% of the people in the country because they wouldn’t want such a bill. Therefore, it is intended to make it unfit.

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  38. Anonymous

    June 5th, 2012

    Make a rubber stamp that says “Not for human consumption” and stamp it on all the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream containers at your local food market.

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  39. Corona

    June 5th, 2012

    Okay. We get it. Your icecream is made from the fromunda cheese from both of your fucking fat homosexual balls. That’s why we don’t buy your ‘product’.

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  40. Nunya

    June 5th, 2012

    If I get a B&J bill I’ll put the equivalent Paypal amount in iOTW’s tip jar, and spend the actual bill at a non-Union shop and/or TEA party-owned business … wonder if there’s a list of those somewhere …

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  41. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    June 5th, 2012

    No offense, but he really can’t do any more daamage to the dollar with his stamps than the government and Fed have already done.

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  42. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 5th, 2012

    Even before I knew their melodramatic tendencies toward politics, I never cared for their icecream. It just tastes like cold sugar with a little bit of texture. Same goes for Coldstone.

    meh.

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  43. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 5th, 2012

    If y’all get any of those bills, I suggest you take them to the Ben and Jerry’s and have them trade it for a clean one. It’s their idea, they should deal with it.

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  44. joe

    June 5th, 2012

    To Mayor Doomberg and Mooshelle: Why are you not all over these people for aiding and abetting America’s diabesity problem? I won’t ever again buy their ice cream. Haagen-Dasz is it from now on. Haagen-Dasz: Do not screw up like B&J’s.

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  45. Toaster

    June 5th, 2012

    I finally got the link to the stamps that they’re using. I had no idea they were so obnoxious .

    What a bunch of assholes!!

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  46. GregMan

    June 5th, 2012

    Lice-Ridden Leftist Lick
    Pisstachio Pinko
    Sidewalk Turd Supreme

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  47. SgtZim

    June 5th, 2012

    Fudge Packer Surprise

    Commie Crunch

    STD-licious

    Resist We Munch

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  48. Stirrin the B.S.

    June 5th, 2012

    @Toaster – thanks for the link. A bunch of sanctimonious self-righteous and self-serving pricks!

    And after seeing those stamps, I believe Mary from Marin is correct – those bills are sufficiently defaced so as to render them unusable. Haul their fat lard-asses in to court!

    As an aside, I think that that tandem mother-daughter cart riding duo have polished off a few of those B&J ice cream sky scrapers. :)

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  49. Noelegy

    June 5th, 2012

    If they sell Blue Bell ice cream in your area (it’s made in Texas and not sold everywhere), eat that instead. It’s better tasting and less political.

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  50. pink Floyd

    June 5th, 2012

    @Kool Aid, “just hit your local grocery and grab a dozen Ben and Jerry pints….put them in your cart and continue shopping…..at some point, simply return them all to the nearest shelf”

    That will only harm your local grocer. Why would you do that, unless you don’t like them either. If that’s the case then why are you shopping there?

    Oh, and Ben and Jerry slobber on big Marxist wangs!!!

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  51. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    June 5th, 2012

    Bluebell is excellent. But EDY’S rules. Graeter’s is best in the midwest but their flavors are limited.

    BJ’s just sits on the shelf and ages. I gave up on them twenty years ago, as well as Vermont Communist Teddy Bears which I used to buy frequently when they advertised on Rush.

    Myself I prefer Haagen-Dasz RUM-RAISIN.

    They’re the only ones I know of who make it, short of the original Caribbean homemade.

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  52. JohnnyAmerica

    June 5th, 2012

    I hope OWS, if they still exist, will spray paint and kick in the windows of Ben & Jerry 1% operation.

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  53. MaryfromMarin

    June 5th, 2012

    @Stirrin the B.S. and Toaster–

    Glad to have seen that link. If anyone anywhere tries to give me one of those bills, I will refuse to take it, citing chapter and verse of the law (above) and blaming OWS. I expect I won’t be the only one.

    The banks will get very, very tired of trading clean bills for these ruined pieces of trash. What will the Treasury Dept. do when they start receiving huge bundles of these, returned as “unusable”?

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