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Grim Milestone: As Americans Suffer, President Poised to Surpass 100 Rounds of Golf This Weekend

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Flopping Aces

Other than retirees, who has time for 100 rounds of golf over the course of three-and-a-half years? Apparently our beloved president does, since there are no pressing matters of national concern, least of all the economy and endemic joblessness.

According to Keith Koffler, last week the President completed his 98th (documented) round of golf. White House watchers anticipate that by the end of this weekend, the president may well have completed his 100th round of golf since becoming president.

 

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  1. Plain Jane

    June 4th, 2012

    He is so accomplished.

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  2. Troy

    June 4th, 2012

    Heehee, just noticed the golfing-barack in the background.
    Excellent!

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  3. SheVee

    June 4th, 2012

    New BO fundraiser: WIN A CHANCE TO CARRY OBAMA’S WATER ON HIS 100TH ROUND OF GOLF!

    (Mainstream Media hacks exempted as they’ve been carrying his water since 2007)

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    June 4th, 2012

    Hey the election is in the bag. I got Val-Jar, Smolder and Axel-grease lining up all the illegal votes I need – and more!

    I don’t need to worry about you poor suffering slobs. Hell, you aint seen nuthin yet! Fore!!

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  5. Tim

    June 4th, 2012

    Why shouldn’t he play (at) golf while America suffers?

    Americans were stupid enough to elect him, too cowardly to impeach him, and America’s suffering was his intention in the first place!

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  6. SheVee

    June 4th, 2012

    Nero fiddled
    Zero golfed

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  7. Twellsy

    June 4th, 2012

    Around here we call a guy like this “shitstain”. Never thought I could hate one individual sooooo much.

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  8. Reganite

    June 4th, 2012

    “A grim milestone”

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  9. Poonces

    June 4th, 2012

    Goes on the course to watch men swang that thang, and then goes and plays old maid with his hit list deck of cards. What a damn scary little man.

    I’ve never been THIS concerned about a Pres. being re-elected before, and I’ve seen many elections.

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  10. Commissar M

    June 4th, 2012

    On the other hand, this really isn’t a bad thing. Obama’s constantly traveling, playing golf and generally treating this job like a four year vacation but look at all the damage he’s managed to do. What shape do you think the country would be in if he were hard working and diligent instead of a lazy ass?

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  11. Poonces

    June 4th, 2012

    This is a case where you have to cut off the tentacles, not the head to stop the beast. I’m willing to bet he really isn’t smart enough by himself.

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  12. Bullman

    June 4th, 2012

    I wonder…since he is splitting his time about equally between golfing and campaigning, which one is he getting better at? From the polls it looks like he may be the next Tiger Woods.

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  13. Blink

    June 4th, 2012

    “This is a case where you have to cut off the tentacles.”
    I recall Jesse Jackson wanting to cut off a different part of O’s anatomy that also begins with the letter T. Cut ‘em off – tee ‘em up. Fore !

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  14. Poonces

    June 4th, 2012

    @Blink. I was thinking more of his minions like Pelosi and Holder, but if either Bomba or Jesse had the other, that would suffice.

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  15. Frosteetoes

    June 4th, 2012

    Please, just let him go. He doesn’t know what he’s doing and he just get’s in the way.

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  16. TooMuchTime

    June 4th, 2012

     
  17. Robert Fine

    June 4th, 2012

    A fraud and a fascist. Bad combination. We cant’ let up for a minute.

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  18. Bob M.

    June 5th, 2012

    Why does he STILL SUCK at it then? :roll:

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  19. Robert Fine

    June 5th, 2012

    FOREward!

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