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Update on Some iTsBigFurHat.com Polls
With 287 total votes – In descending order:
10- Boris the Spider – The Who
9 – I’m Coming Out – Diana Ross
8- Theme To Dragnet – Ray Anthony
7- In the Arms of an Angel – Sarah McGlaughlin
6- At Seventeen – Janis Ian
5- Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
4- Tears in Heaven – Eric Clapton
3- Dominique – The Singing Nun
2- Yakety Sax – The Benny Hill Show Theme
AND THE NUMBER ONE WORST SONG TO HAVE SEX TO-
1- Ooh That Smell – Lynard Skynard
Things You’d Rather Do Than Bang An Occupier
With 328 total votes
10- Glue Broken Glass onto a Playground Slide
9 – Pull a Fire Alarm in a Hospital’s Burn Care Wing
8- Eat Crabs (Keep in Mind, Crabs is Nancy Pelosi’s Nickname)
7- Manually Apply the Lice To Your Own Pubic Hair
6- Scrub Michael Moore’s Folds With a Toilet Brush
5- Pay a Hefty “Me No Bangy OWSer” Tax
4 -Let Your Cat Play Behind the Chinese Restaurant
3 – Get a Straight Razor Shave From Michael J. Fox
2- Sever Your Pinky Toe With a Tuna Can Lid
And the number one thing you’d rather do than bang an Occupier -
1- Spread the Sun Tan Lotion On Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Hair
If You Were a Tree What Would You Fall On?
With 200 total votes-
10- Gore Vidal’s Hoveround
9- Matt Taibbi’s Misshapen Bald head
8- Cornel West’s Crooked Afro
7- Bill Moyers’ Limousine
6- Lawrence O’Donnell’s Smug
5- Noam Chomsky’s Intellectual Property
4- Maxine Waters’ Wig Collection
3- Frances Fox Piven’s Che Guevara Figurine Collection
2- Joy Behar’s Flabby Dimpled Thighs
And the CLEAR WINNER
1 – Sean Penn
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Things You’d Rather Drive Than a Smart Car
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 2nd, 2012
7- Manually Apply the Lice To Your Own Pubic Hair
oh my lanta.
lolololnasty
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 2nd, 2012
OK I picked “A Harvey Fierstein Powered Rickshaw”.
I will have brought a lot of heavy packages with me so it could be entertaining!
“Now SING for mama!!!” *whip cracks*
Callmelennie
June 2nd, 2012
Worst songs to play at your wedding
“Ramblin’ Man”
“Your Cheatin’ Heart”
“Freak on a Leash”
“Give Me Three Steps”
norman einstein
June 2nd, 2012
@BFH, you need an “Other” option so voters can add their own:
e.g. Drive my boot into DWS’s double-wide ass.
Nunya
June 2nd, 2012
Wow y’all certainly have strong constitutionals … I’m surprised that “broken glass on a playground slide” didn’t poll higher. After all, the only ones who use playground slides these days are public fornicators and homeless dudes
Boobie the Racist Dog
June 3rd, 2012
SmartCar, huh? Well, I’d like to be in the driver’s seat if Audrey Tautou if the one driving. And if she’s going full-speed reverse I’ll make sure MY shift lever is in HIGH gear.