Home - by IronyCurtain - June 1, 2012 - 16:36 America/New_York - 13 Comments
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 1st, 2012
Nothing larger than a B cup?
*looks down at own chest*
Clearly, I’m not allowed in NY
I just read that they rescued a 40 pound cat in New York. To many Big Gulps for that pussy cat.
@MJA. Don’t feel bad, neither is Steven Tyler. Certainly this applies to moobs as well.
When Bloomdouce gets to regulating fat butts, Barry won’t be able to fly Mooch for a New York show & dinner date.
Now that would be a real budget cut I could get behind (sniggers at pun)!
Chalupa needs to parody Billy Joel’s “NY state of mind”
I’m guessing the girls were bottle fed.
@Irony, excellent! Love Loony’s little black lady pumps.
Er…oops…racist…I mean “little lady black pumps”.
Er…oops…sexist…that is “lady little black pumps”.
However…the only “cleavage” Moose has ever exhibited was on her giant solar-eclipsing ASS.
Dang, I was thinking same thing when I heard about the soda cup size.
Implants over a “B” cup will no longer be tolerated. Even if they implants are necessary for reconstructive “C’s” or “D’s.”
Yeah what’s Bloomie got against us big titted gals? DDDs…”they’re real and they’re spectacular!”
And what’s wrong with Dear Oleader being America’s first gay president? Would that he were. Pace John Kennedy Toole, he could sort out the problems in the men’s restroom while worrying about the tailoring of their uniforms.
It would keep him away from TOTUS. (How does the TelePrompTer take all that? Congressional Medal of Honor at least.)
No, let’s have him as America’s first gay president. He could go to Pride Day in San Francisco and shake his booty and when eventually the little boy said that the emperor had no clothes, the parade would go on.
Just as before.
June 2nd, 2012
@Toaster – I’ll have to look into that one – meanwhile I slapped this together -
June 4th, 2012
Same Bloomberg that is replacing NYC cabs of various sorts -mostly traditional American V8 sedans- with ONLY ONE approved vehicle, a hideous NISSAN minivan
Those will look just great in the movies-
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