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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 1st, 2012

    Nothing larger than a B cup?
    *looks down at own chest*

    Clearly, I’m not allowed in NY

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  2. Troy

    June 1st, 2012

    I just read that they rescued a 40 pound cat in New York. To many Big Gulps for that pussy cat.

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  3. Poonces

    June 1st, 2012

    @MJA. Don’t feel bad, neither is Steven Tyler. Certainly this applies to moobs as well.

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  4. Efficacy

    June 1st, 2012

    When Bloomdouce gets to regulating fat butts, Barry won’t be able to fly Mooch for a New York show & dinner date.

    Now that would be a real budget cut I could get behind (sniggers at pun)!

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  5. Toaster

    June 1st, 2012

    Chalupa needs to parody Billy Joel’s “NY state of mind”

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  6. Debbie

    June 1st, 2012

    I’m guessing the girls were bottle fed.

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  7. norman einstein

    June 1st, 2012

    @Irony, excellent! Love Loony’s little black lady pumps.
    Er…oops…racist…I mean “little lady black pumps”.
    Er…oops…sexist…that is “lady little black pumps”.
    Oy.

    However…the only “cleavage” Moose has ever exhibited was on her giant solar-eclipsing ASS.

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  8. Plain Jane

    June 1st, 2012

    Dang, I was thinking same thing when I heard about the soda cup size.

    Implants over a “B” cup will no longer be tolerated. Even if they implants are necessary for reconstructive “C’s” or “D’s.”

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  9. Nunya

    June 1st, 2012

    Yeah what’s Bloomie got against us big titted gals? DDDs…”they’re real and they’re spectacular!” ;)

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  10. theocritus

    June 1st, 2012

    And what’s wrong with Dear Oleader being America’s first gay president? Would that he were. Pace John Kennedy Toole, he could sort out the problems in the men’s restroom while worrying about the tailoring of their uniforms.

    It would keep him away from TOTUS. (How does the TelePrompTer take all that? Congressional Medal of Honor at least.)

    No, let’s have him as America’s first gay president. He could go to Pride Day in San Francisco and shake his booty and when eventually the little boy said that the emperor had no clothes, the parade would go on.

    Just as before.

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  11. Chalupa

    June 1st, 2012

    Fran Cross-Dressher

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  12. Chalupa

    June 2nd, 2012

    @Toaster – I’ll have to look into that one – meanwhile I slapped this together -

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/sugar-sugar-t9088.html

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  13. Reaganite Republican

    June 4th, 2012

    Same Bloomberg that is replacing NYC cabs of various sorts -mostly traditional American V8 sedans- with ONLY ONE approved vehicle, a hideous NISSAN minivan

    Those will look just great in the movies-

    http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2011/05/bloomberg-replacing-iconic-nyc-taxi.html

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