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The President’s Hair Cut
President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. The youngster wanted to see if the President’s haircut felt like his own.
[SNIP] Oh come on! What a lame title they came up with.
We can do better…Amirite?
Weldor
May 27th, 2012
“What does the 666 mean?”
Dan Ryan Galt
May 27th, 2012
The kid’s checkin to see it it’s hollow.
It would be inappropriate to make any comments about good luck and all cause anything Obama comes in contact with turns to crap.
Make sure you wash your hands real good sonny.
Corona
May 27th, 2012
“It’s really soft here.”
rolling vet
May 27th, 2012
…Takes a million dollars to make velcro into teflon… just sayn’…
SheVee
May 27th, 2012
Notice that the Oval Office desk is completely clear. It’s as if no one works there… oh, wait.
SheVee
May 27th, 2012
Obama bows to young child in apology for bankrupting his generation.
Debbie
May 27th, 2012
“Whoa, big boy…you don’t have to bend over that far.”
mkultra
May 27th, 2012
Barry finds the last person on earth he hasn’t bowed to yet.
Sapper Chris
May 27th, 2012
DEEEmons OUT! PAH-RAISuh JEEsus!!
Dr. Tar
May 27th, 2012
“Now son when I bowed to the Saudi’s I bowed only this far. But when I meet the Chinese I bowed down as far as I could go.”
Dr. Tar
May 27th, 2012
“Mr. Pwesdient, why does it echo when I tap your head here?”
CharlieWalksonWater
May 27th, 2012
daddy, you’re wrong, the presmidint dont got a dick head.
Doc
May 27th, 2012
“Go ahead and touch it, it’s nappy but it’s empty!”
Bad Brad
May 27th, 2012
Poor kid better wash his hands, being an ignorant self righteous ass hole might be contagious.
Angrymike
May 27th, 2012
Reggie used to bend me over this far in the Lincoln bedroom……
TooMuchTime
May 27th, 2012
The haircut is still about 12 inches too long.
Debbie
May 27th, 2012
Give me the name of your barber. He’s so talented!
reddecaesari
May 27th, 2012
obama mistakes young child for leader of a middle eastern nation
Alxandro
May 27th, 2012
Wassup, my nappy headed bro?
Dr. Tar
May 27th, 2012
“You know that nickle you dropped son? Well its mine now Mmmwwaahhaaa (evil laugh).”
bitterclinger
May 27th, 2012
Eenie, beanie, chillie weenie, the spirits are about to speak!
Alxandro
May 27th, 2012
“..Smack you upside yo head, dawg”
Dr. Tar
May 27th, 2012
“Sot when you get to be my age, the debt that I’m running up today is going to be so heavy you’ll be walking around like this.”
Alxandro
May 27th, 2012
knock knock
“Why does it sound so hollow?”
pops
May 28th, 2012
when i was a kid rubbin a n******s head was good luck. that was a long time ago i guess.
mkultra
May 28th, 2012
Obama introduces himself to his new chief economic adviser.
Plain Jane
May 28th, 2012
What a bunch of staged bullshit.
How many of your kids asked someone to bend over so they could rub their heads or feel their hair?
My kids nor grandkids would ever come up with this.
Lylelovett666
May 28th, 2012
Child feels worlds largest peanut.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
May 28th, 2012
There are 2 pointy moles on there.
serfer62
May 28th, 2012
The Won blows to anyone
Cynic
May 28th, 2012
Obama bows to the child-king of a pissant third world world country.
cfm990
May 28th, 2012
Cootie Czar Appointed.
TN Tuxedo
May 28th, 2012
Son Gives Noogie to Father – Chastises Him for Skipping Child Support Payments
voted against carter
May 28th, 2012
“And that red button activates my receiver,… but DON’T touch the blue button,…that’s my on and off switch”.
“president obama” explanes his controls.
House of Kell
May 28th, 2012
Hey, Velcro!!!! Do they stick your head to the wall when your misbehaving, too???
FUlibs
May 28th, 2012
The Vetting Of Barack Obama!
Jethro
May 28th, 2012
If I had a son, his hair would feel like Travon’s.
Dano
May 28th, 2012
He just wanted to know what cement felt like…
Billll
May 28th, 2012
The President meets the son of Robert Mugabe, and hopes some of Mugabe’s talent will rub off onto him.
joe
May 28th, 2012
Mom, I found the switch and turned “it” off before it could do any more damage.
Cruisin' Cat
May 28th, 2012
“Workin’ at the tsar wash, yeah….”
99th Squad Leader
May 28th, 2012
Obama “son” tries to touch the President’s imaginary crown.
Noelegy
May 28th, 2012
I got nothing, but that’s a cute little boy.
Navy Squid
May 28th, 2012
Wow! It REALLY IS a Chia head!!!
moarkdave
May 28th, 2012
Obama bows to small boy that looks like Obama’s son, if he had one.
A
May 30th, 2012
Rubbing the head will only make the prick bigger.