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President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. The youngster wanted to see if the President’s haircut felt like his own.

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[SNIP] Oh come on! What a lame title they came up with.
We can do better…Amirite?

» 46 Comments

  1. Weldor

    May 27th, 2012

    “What does the 666 mean?”

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  2. Dan Ryan Galt

    May 27th, 2012

    The kid’s checkin to see it it’s hollow.

    It would be inappropriate to make any comments about good luck and all cause anything Obama comes in contact with turns to crap.

    Make sure you wash your hands real good sonny.

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  3. Corona

    May 27th, 2012

    “It’s really soft here.”

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  4. rolling vet

    May 27th, 2012

    …Takes a million dollars to make velcro into teflon… just sayn’…

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  5. SheVee

    May 27th, 2012

    Notice that the Oval Office desk is completely clear. It’s as if no one works there… oh, wait.

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  6. SheVee

    May 27th, 2012

    Obama bows to young child in apology for bankrupting his generation.

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  7. Debbie

    May 27th, 2012

    “Whoa, big boy…you don’t have to bend over that far.”

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  8. mkultra

    May 27th, 2012

    Barry finds the last person on earth he hasn’t bowed to yet.

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  9. Sapper Chris

    May 27th, 2012

    DEEEmons OUT! PAH-RAISuh JEEsus!!

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  10. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2012

    “Now son when I bowed to the Saudi’s I bowed only this far. But when I meet the Chinese I bowed down as far as I could go.”

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  11. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2012

    “Mr. Pwesdient, why does it echo when I tap your head here?”

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  12. CharlieWalksonWater

    May 27th, 2012

    daddy, you’re wrong, the presmidint dont got a dick head.

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  13. Doc

    May 27th, 2012

    “Go ahead and touch it, it’s nappy but it’s empty!”

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  14. Bad Brad

    May 27th, 2012

    Poor kid better wash his hands, being an ignorant self righteous ass hole might be contagious.

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  15. Angrymike

    May 27th, 2012

    Reggie used to bend me over this far in the Lincoln bedroom……

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  16. TooMuchTime

    May 27th, 2012

    The haircut is still about 12 inches too long.

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  17. Debbie

    May 27th, 2012

    Give me the name of your barber. He’s so talented!

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  18. reddecaesari

    May 27th, 2012

    obama mistakes young child for leader of a middle eastern nation

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  19. Alxandro

    May 27th, 2012

    Wassup, my nappy headed bro?

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  20. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2012

    “You know that nickle you dropped son? Well its mine now Mmmwwaahhaaa (evil laugh).”

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  21. bitterclinger

    May 27th, 2012

    Eenie, beanie, chillie weenie, the spirits are about to speak!

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  22. Alxandro

    May 27th, 2012

    “..Smack you upside yo head, dawg”

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  23. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2012

    “Sot when you get to be my age, the debt that I’m running up today is going to be so heavy you’ll be walking around like this.”

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  24. Alxandro

    May 27th, 2012

    knock knock
    “Why does it sound so hollow?”

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  25. pops

    May 28th, 2012

    when i was a kid rubbin a n******s head was good luck. that was a long time ago i guess.

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  26. mkultra

    May 28th, 2012

    Obama introduces himself to his new chief economic adviser.

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  27. Plain Jane

    May 28th, 2012

    What a bunch of staged bullshit.

    How many of your kids asked someone to bend over so they could rub their heads or feel their hair?

    My kids nor grandkids would ever come up with this.

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  28. Lylelovett666

    May 28th, 2012

    Child feels worlds largest peanut.

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  29. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    May 28th, 2012

    There are 2 pointy moles on there.

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  30. serfer62

    May 28th, 2012

    The Won blows to anyone

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  31. Cynic

    May 28th, 2012

    Obama bows to the child-king of a pissant third world world country.

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  32. cfm990

    May 28th, 2012

    Cootie Czar Appointed.

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  33. TN Tuxedo

    May 28th, 2012

    Son Gives Noogie to Father – Chastises Him for Skipping Child Support Payments

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  34. voted against carter

    May 28th, 2012

    “And that red button activates my receiver,… but DON’T touch the blue button,…that’s my on and off switch”.

    “president obama” explanes his controls.

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  35. House of Kell

    May 28th, 2012

    Hey, Velcro!!!! Do they stick your head to the wall when your misbehaving, too???

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  36. FUlibs

    May 28th, 2012

    The Vetting Of Barack Obama!

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  37. Jethro

    May 28th, 2012

    If I had a son, his hair would feel like Travon’s.

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  38. Dano

    May 28th, 2012

    He just wanted to know what cement felt like…

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  39. Billll

    May 28th, 2012

    The President meets the son of Robert Mugabe, and hopes some of Mugabe’s talent will rub off onto him.

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  40. joe

    May 28th, 2012

    Mom, I found the switch and turned “it” off before it could do any more damage.

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  41. Cruisin' Cat

    May 28th, 2012

    “Workin’ at the tsar wash, yeah….”

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  42. 99th Squad Leader

    May 28th, 2012

    Obama “son” tries to touch the President’s imaginary crown.

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  43. Noelegy

    May 28th, 2012

    I got nothing, but that’s a cute little boy.

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  44. Navy Squid

    May 28th, 2012

    Wow! It REALLY IS a Chia head!!!

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  45. moarkdave

    May 28th, 2012

    Obama bows to small boy that looks like Obama’s son, if he had one.

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  46. A

    May 30th, 2012

    Rubbing the head will only make the prick bigger.

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