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Comrades:

There has been recent outlandish revelations regarding President Obama’s innocent youthful indiscretions with pot. A book soon to be released titled “Barack Obama: The Story” by a demented Washington Post associated editor named David Maraniss claims that:

— Obama and his friends at the Punahou School in Hawaii called themselves the “Choom Gang” — choom means smoking weed — and drove around in a Volkswagen bus called the “Choomwagon.”

As soon as this was made public, a video purporting to show Obama driving his “Choom Gang” buddies to school has surfaced. This video is an obvious fake as it never shows Obama leaving the Volkswagen van or shows his image. This is yet just another reichwingger plot to further smear our beloved President along with this sorry hit piece of a book.

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  1. Poonces

    May 27th, 2012

    Fast times at Punahou High.

    Nice skateboard, Barack the Magic stoner dude.

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  2. Troy

    May 27th, 2012

    Didn’t we go through years of Bush being the frat-party boy? I wonder how long until the media latches onto this?
    Oh wait, holiday weekend. Purged by Tuesday.

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 27th, 2012

    Choom Gang? I would prefer Chain Gang!

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  4. wrpspeed

    May 27th, 2012

    Wow dude! Anyone see Mr. Hand?

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  5. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2012

    Updated version of Pee Wee’s Playhouse

    with Obama playing the role of the genie Jambi’s stoner cousin Choombi

    “Mecca, Mecca High, Mecca High Me Ho”

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  6. cfm990

    May 27th, 2012

    Choom Gang. Sounds harmless, doesn’t it? Until you realize that Mexican Choom Gangs, with the help of “fast and Furious”, have slaughtered thousands.

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  7. The Doktor

    May 28th, 2012

    Nice VW Bus, though. Terrible in the Northern Illinois winters!

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  8. Callmelennie

    May 28th, 2012

    @CFM

    You’ve shown talent parodying the old masters. Perhaps you can lend a helping hand to a group effort caled “Choomin’” Here are our fragments so far

    Choomin’ like Spicoli man
    Should live by the river in a veedub van
    Sometimes your grades aren’t worth damn
    But you just don’t let ‘em out

    Choomin’ up to Chicago
    Got new digs thanks to T Rezko
    Got time, to the pen he’ll go
    And we just keep choomin’ on

    What in the world ever became of Sweet Ray
    His head was bashed in by a lover who was gay
    A typical death involving a ball peen hammer
    All a client can say is ain’t it a shame

    Choomin’ up on Mauna Loa
    Been thinkin’ you got to drive down slow
    Slow down or off the road you’ll go
    We just keep choomin’ on

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