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Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrades:
There has been recent outlandish revelations regarding President Obama’s innocent youthful indiscretions with pot. A book soon to be released titled “Barack Obama: The Story” by a demented Washington Post associated editor named David Maraniss claims that:
— Obama and his friends at the Punahou School in Hawaii called themselves the “Choom Gang” — choom means smoking weed — and drove around in a Volkswagen bus called the “Choomwagon.”
As soon as this was made public, a video purporting to show Obama driving his “Choom Gang” buddies to school has surfaced. This video is an obvious fake as it never shows Obama leaving the Volkswagen van or shows his image. This is yet just another reichwingger plot to further smear our beloved President along with this sorry hit piece of a book.
Poonces
May 27th, 2012
Fast times at Punahou High.
Nice skateboard, Barack the Magic stoner dude.
Troy
May 27th, 2012
Didn’t we go through years of Bush being the frat-party boy? I wonder how long until the media latches onto this?
Oh wait, holiday weekend. Purged by Tuesday.
Stirrin the B.S.
May 27th, 2012
Choom Gang? I would prefer Chain Gang!
wrpspeed
May 27th, 2012
Wow dude! Anyone see Mr. Hand?
Dr. Tar
May 27th, 2012
Updated version of Pee Wee’s Playhouse
with Obama playing the role of the genie Jambi’s stoner cousin Choombi
“Mecca, Mecca High, Mecca High Me Ho”
cfm990
May 27th, 2012
Choom Gang. Sounds harmless, doesn’t it? Until you realize that Mexican Choom Gangs, with the help of “fast and Furious”, have slaughtered thousands.
The Doktor
May 28th, 2012
Nice VW Bus, though. Terrible in the Northern Illinois winters!
Callmelennie
May 28th, 2012
@CFM
You’ve shown talent parodying the old masters. Perhaps you can lend a helping hand to a group effort caled “Choomin’” Here are our fragments so far
Choomin’ like Spicoli man
Should live by the river in a veedub van
Sometimes your grades aren’t worth damn
But you just don’t let ‘em out
Choomin’ up to Chicago
Got new digs thanks to T Rezko
Got time, to the pen he’ll go
And we just keep choomin’ on
What in the world ever became of Sweet Ray
His head was bashed in by a lover who was gay
A typical death involving a ball peen hammer
All a client can say is ain’t it a shame
Choomin’ up on Mauna Loa
Been thinkin’ you got to drive down slow
Slow down or off the road you’ll go
We just keep choomin’ on