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BILL CLINTON THROWS ‘WORST PARTY EVER’

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The Telegraph reports on one party even liberal celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow who still support former President Bill Clinton probably wished they missed:

Attendees complained the underground venue “stank,” with perspiration “dripping off the walls” and the rooms too crowded to even see the former president.

One, who called it the “worst party ever” described how “angry people” were waiting in the queue outside while high-profile guests were admitted, and another condemned the event as “unpleasant.”

 

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  1. cracker

    May 24th, 2012

    It’s a different venue when the tax payer isn’t footing the bill.

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  2. Tim

    May 24th, 2012

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Go to a Bill Clinton party – you deserve what you get!

    “C’mon, baby, kiss it! Kiss it!”

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  3. Jerry Manderin

    May 24th, 2012

    Bubba looks like he’s on the Shepherd Smith diet plan. That or the siphilis is shining through.

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  4. fubar

    May 24th, 2012

    was it a bring your own stripper party ?

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  5. hanoverfist

    May 24th, 2012

    Sounds like Jame’s mom’s basement.

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  6. Toaster

    May 24th, 2012

    I guess he had to compensate for the boredom.

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  7. Maudie N Mandeville

    May 24th, 2012

    The ‘stank’ was probably coming from Paltrow. No deodorant, no douche for the enviro friendly.

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  8. norman einstein

    May 24th, 2012

    Yo, Bubba, what’s that thing on your lip? I’d get that looked at!

    FTA, “Ms Phillips, 36, from Islington, London, said…
    “If they can’t organise a party in London, and almost literally can’t organise a p*** up in a brewery, then how are they spending the rest of the charity’s money?…
    She added she would be requesting a refund and donating the money to another charity (she) “had more faith in”.

    BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!
    I love the name of the “charity”… the “Clinton Foundation Millennium Network”.
    Nice one, Bubba.

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 24th, 2012

    He said “Chelsea, you take over hosting this party, I’m headed over to Monaco (Monica?)”.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/23/bill-clinton-porn-stars/

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  10. Toaster

    May 24th, 2012

    Oops, I’ll try that again

    I guess he had to compensate for the boredom.

    Less than a day later, TMZ has a pic of him with porn chicks in Monaco.

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  11. LadyGun12

    May 24th, 2012

    Whew! He’s aging about as gracefully as Hillary!

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  12. reddecaesari

    May 24th, 2012

    @stirrinthebs

    what a guy

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 24th, 2012

    Sorry Toaster, I didn’t mean to duplicate you. I didn’t know that was your link.

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 24th, 2012

    @reddecaesari – he clearly has none of what your avatar contains.

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  15. Toaster

    May 24th, 2012

    @Stirrin – no problem, I’m really twitchy from too much caffeine and I didn’t edit post enough.

    NY Post has the story too…

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/bubba_the_porno_babes_oPxpeJC48uv5RUIlzsXhtK?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost

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  16. LadyGun12

    May 24th, 2012

    Hey, Gwyneth! Honey! It’s called a h-a-i-r-b-r-u-s-h. Use one.

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  17. Jeff

    May 24th, 2012

    Also, Gwyneth, you might want to light-up on the make-up, you are starting to look like Tammy Faye Baker.

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  18. joe

    May 24th, 2012

    Norman, I noticed that red spot on his face too and thought either he cut himself shaving or some of that herpes simplex is showing thru. Wonder who he kissed to get that.

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  19. The Doktor

    May 24th, 2012

    Clinton looks like the Living Dead in this pic.

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  20. Joe Btfsplk

    May 24th, 2012

    Betcha “Willard” has lost a lot of weight too…

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  21. CrustyB

    May 24th, 2012

    (T)he underground venue “stank,” with perspiration “dripping off the walls”

    So the party was held in Bill’s pants?

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    May 24th, 2012

    Bildo looks mighty damn old for 66.

    His mother died of cancer. (Father drowned.)

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  23. Callmelennie

    May 24th, 2012

    It took 65 years, but it appears that Bill has finally lost his baby fat … and hasn’t replaced it with old man fat. I guess something came along to curb his appetites

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  24. Nunya

    May 24th, 2012

    Wow is that Bill? He looks horrible: gaunt and frail-like

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  25. Huda Thunkit

    May 24th, 2012

    That sore on his lip was probably the party killer. Who wants to be on the receiving end of a cigar that’s been there? ON the other hand, that may be how the sore came about.
    Bet Ms Paltry has a matching one that can’t be seen in this photo.

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  26. Jullou

    May 24th, 2012

    A red-nosed bubba with a cold sore doesn’t have the playboy look that he had while president. Now he is allowing photographs of himself with porn stars; this indicates to me he thinks he can get away with anything. If he were a Republican, the media would have a blitz for a month.

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  27. scr_north

    May 24th, 2012

    Wow, he looks really gaunt and appears to be wasting away. I wonder what his blood tests say?

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  28. Poonces

    May 24th, 2012

    What I got from this whole thing is that I have a new respect for makeup artists.

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  29. Tim

    May 24th, 2012

    Hell called – They’re waiting for ya, Bill!

    Oh, yeah, they said to bring the coffee guy with you.

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  30. Mimsey

    May 24th, 2012

    Our first, black , vegan president is not looking so good. Hillary cackled and threw back a cold one and said, “I’ll drink to that.”

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  31. berlet98

    May 25th, 2012

    Does Bill Clinton Really HATE Barack Obama?

    In 2008, a conservative website headlined a story, “Why Bill Clinton Hates Barack Obama AND Hillary” which posited the theory that Bill hated Obama because the latter was everything he was not and his wife because she posed a threat to his legacy.

    “Hatred” and “hate” are powerful words, almost as potent as “racism.”

    Did George Zimmerman hate Trayvon Martin when he shot him, or was he merely defending himself? Did Rev. Jeremiah Wright hate the United States when he screamed “God damn America,” or was he simply angry? Do investors hate Facebook for Zuckering them? Does Barack Hussein Obama hate our country, or does he just act that way?

    Does Bill Clinton, deep-down, hate Barack Obama?

    The effects of the word “hatred” can be mitigated by using euphemisms such as “dislike,” “antipathy,” even “disenchantment,” none of which carry the gut impact of “hatred” and none of those alternatives adequately describes the feelings of politicians who despise an adversary yet must create an aura of amity toward members of their party if they want to remain in its good graces.

    Former President William Blythe Jefferson Clinton, who has expressed deep regret that he couldn’t be president for life, has frequently demonstrated his disdain for the current president, though that disdain has rarely seen the light of day in Obama’s mainstream media.

    We’ll probably never know for certain Bill’s true feelings about Barry since pols are notorious hypocrites who can smile at you while plunging an 8-inch stilletto into your back and Clinton is especially adept at smiling and plunging simultaneously.

    Bubba sure does seem to like Obama. After all, he publicly supported him and campaigned for him four years ago–after then-Senator Obama beat Hillary in the Democrat primaries. Following that bitterly-fought contest, Bubba uttered nary a single negative (mainstream-published) word against the new chief executive.

    However, things are not always what they appear in the smarmy world of political intrigue. . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=24008.)

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