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The Shag Heard Round the World
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The 26-second clip of the woman screaming in apparent ecstasy has had a million hits online.
Mr Moore said: ‘He sounds like a pretty big guy from the noise she was making. He probably wouldn’t be very happy with me.’
Lee used his mobile phone to record the sex noises from a flat two floors below his in Salford, Greater Manchester, after trying – and failing – to fall asleep.
The racket went on for an hour, he said.
It was so loud! I went on the balcony to see where the screams were coming from,’ Mr Moore said.
‘The woman in the apartment below was shouting at them to either shut their windows or shut up.’
Stirrin the B.S.
May 20th, 2012
Yeah baby – I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing! You’re shagadelic, baby!
Is this an audio pun?
iris354
May 20th, 2012
He’s jealous.
iris354
May 20th, 2012
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
norman einstein
May 20th, 2012
The breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming…
Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.
h/t Elaine Benes
Mary Jane Anklestraps
May 20th, 2012
ROTFLMAO!!!
I don’t blame him! No one will interrupt my sleep and not suffer consequences.
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NoMoBo
May 20th, 2012
I was in Las Vegas for business last year. In the room next door (headboard backing up to mine) was a couple that sounded just like this. Rather, the woman sounded like this. In the two days I was there, I was treated to this noise at least 7 times. Not kidding. Once, it was so obnoxious, I called a friend and just held the phone up. He said Holy S**t – you ought to call the front desk. Fortunately they just stayed the weekend and I had the rest of my stay in blissful quiet.
Like @Norman said – Fake!
Billy Fuster
May 20th, 2012
Revenge is sweet.
reddecaesari
May 20th, 2012
fakearoonie
Cate
May 20th, 2012
I think she was my neighbor back in 96.
BigFurHat
May 20th, 2012
I once made a woman sound like this… I stepped on her bunion.
Bad Brad
May 20th, 2012
Sounds like to much work to me. I think this guy parts his hair with his tongue though and has just worn off all his taste buds.
norman einstein
May 20th, 2012
@BFH, LMAO!
Exactly! If she sounds like this…she’s puttin’ on a show.
However…if her eyes roll back in her head and she passes out… your work is done.
Noodengr
May 20th, 2012
I stayed in a B&B a few years ago. I was on the 3rd floor dormer room, another couple with across the landing in another dormer.
I heard similar sounds for an extended time late one night.
The next morning I figured out which couple were the vocalist
when one of them mentioned smelling breakfast from up on the 3rd floor. I tried to keep a straight face.
papadoc
May 20th, 2012
Bud: I couldn’t get to sleep last night. Some lady kept screaming and pounding on my door.
Lou: Did you let her in?
Bud: No, I let her out. (Ba-doomp-bah!)
papadoc
May 20th, 2012
Actually, it was:
Lou:
Bud:
Lou:
Oh well…
shockuhzulu
May 20th, 2012
I’m sorry, but I will not be the million and oneth person to hear this.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
May 20th, 2012
Fluke got a free shipment that day.
Forrest Dump
May 21st, 2012
I wuz with a woomin kinda lak that once. She sed,
Hey big man, give me ten inches and make it hurt.
So I screwed her twiced and then hit her in the head with a brick.
Mawma always sed, doin tha nasty with a stranger in a bus station bathroom is lak a box of chawklets coz you never know whut yer gonna git.
Forrest Dump
May 21st, 2012
@@ NORMAN – its funny you say thayut coz when I have mah way with woomenz, their eyes always roll back lak that. Mawma sed it’s a side effect of them roofies she gets for me.
TooMuchTime
May 21st, 2012
If it’s fake, then she’s bought and paid for. To impress the neighbors, or an ex that lives close by.
If it’s his real girlfriend, then why fake it? So he thinks he’s some Greek God in bed? Any guy can make a woman sound like that, for real, with a moderate amount of effort.