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Al Gore has a girlfriend!
Looks like the environment and the evils of oil have not been the only thing on former Vice-President Al Gore’s mind.
Almost two years after splitting from his wife of 40 years, Gore has apparently found another lady.
According to The Washington Post, Gore, 63, is now dating 50-something environmentalist and Democratic donor, Elizabeth Keadle.
Stirrin the B.S.
May 18th, 2012
Sorry, but who fuckin cares. He’s an asshole, plain and simple.
scribbles
May 18th, 2012
Another pair of grifters.
scribble
May 18th, 2012
oops – “scribble”
Roscoe P. Soultrane
May 18th, 2012
Good ol’ Al. The bastard son of Caspar Weinberger and some sort of crow.
cfm990
May 18th, 2012
If they share a private jet. Think of the fuel they’ll save. A match most assuredly blessed by Gaia.
the aardvark
May 18th, 2012
If she knows what’s good for her she certainly should be running away from Mr. Man Bear Pig as fast she can. Whats in it for her? Al’s probably the most unromantic person ever. Remember he’s the one who claims that he was the inspiration for the movie Love Story. Al should see if Hanoi Jane is available!
Efficacy
May 18th, 2012
Lizzy,
WTF do you see in this POS?
Oh wait, you’re a pithed enviro nut.
OK – now understand the affection.
Bad Brad
May 18th, 2012
She must of had a thing for Fat Bastard in that Austin Powers movie.
Hawaiian
May 18th, 2012
ManBearPig has a huge…..carbon footprint.
persecutor
May 18th, 2012
I guess she’s into sex crazed poodles!
Lance of Lot
May 18th, 2012
You know it’ll never work; they’ll never be able to live together simply because there is not a single domicile in the known universe big enough for her and Al Bore’s ego.
Tracy
May 18th, 2012
They deserve each other. Evils of oil? She seems pretty glistening to me. Astringent anyone?
Al Gore is a fat filthy schemin’ steamin’ clump of blue bottle fly occupied, piss puddle, blood ribboned, sick dog shit. Get slobby an orange jumpsuit ASAP.
NObama2012!
LibertyMark
May 18th, 2012
Man-Bear-Pig has a gorefriend?
Clyde
May 18th, 2012
Give the guy a break – maybe he’s found a “happy ending.”
norman einstein
May 18th, 2012
I admit I stole this from the Comments:
“Every time Al Gore kisses his new girlfirend a polar bear dies.’
sTevo
May 18th, 2012
Two Words: Gold Digger.
I have to ask myself “If there were a Woman Bear Pig, would the Millions cloud my vision?”
How could I live with myself?
The shame.
Millertime
May 18th, 2012
Because there arent enough ketchup magnate queens to go around?
Ten Megaton
May 18th, 2012
I thought he moved to Delaware and married a polar bear.
Moe Tom
May 18th, 2012
Seriously> Thinkaboutit. Can you imagine that stiff phuk mating? With anyfuckingthing?
Moe Tom
May 18th, 2012
Al Gore. The Great Graspy. (He’s got a Hell of a grip with weaklings)
Grouchy Marx
May 18th, 2012
Obviously she has a Tele Tubby fetish.
Buffalobob
May 18th, 2012
The father of the cult of carbon credits is dating 50-something environmentalist and Democratic donor, Elizabeth Keadle. Word on the street is she doesn’t shave under her armpits to save the environment. Question will algore forgo the process of discovery for the divorce to save trees?
Frosteetoes
May 18th, 2012
He bucked the trend by going with a middle aged woman instead of a woman half his age. What’s up with that? There’s something suspicious about this here coupling….
norman einstein
May 18th, 2012
@Moe Tom, in answer to your question, I’d rather not even try.
bitterclinger
May 18th, 2012
Love Story II: Release My Chakra!
Moe Tom
May 19th, 2012
Norman. Imagine for a moment two oily seals on a bed of ice and I’m going to pour myself another on the rocks. Hee’hee
simply enraged
May 19th, 2012
Let me guess – she’s deaf, blind, anosmic, has false teeth and lots of money?
House of Kell
May 19th, 2012
Where’d my comment go? WTF??? It would bum me out to see yahoo censors here…..I posted a ‘lefteye’ comment here to this story and y’all deleted it? Sad…
House of Kell
May 19th, 2012
Hmmm…lets try this again…
Since she’s such a well to do lefty, why doesn’t she spend a few bucks and do something about that hairline?
Man…thats awful…goofy eyed bald women need loving too, I guess!!!
Dyrewulf
May 19th, 2012
http://youtu.be/2atanvbP8hk
Neo
May 19th, 2012
Adelaide, Australia’s Kelsey Towicz is a whore. She wouldn’t want to service poor ol’ manbearpig hunter but at least he has a girlfriend now.
BarnabyBoog
May 21st, 2012
Maybe she likes cozying up to a great white with flatulence in the sack?? ugly gets in your eyes badly.. maybe they enjoy sniffing each other’s carbon FP….lol.