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Major dork points achieved! Lol!

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Is Chicago a magnet for idiots or WTF goes on there?

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I liked one of the videos at the end:

Guitar Printing

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Great video. I always wonder why people buy cars that you can’t legally get out of first gear in most states let alone a city. They don’t have the skill set or training to drive it properly but I suppose if they can afford the car they can afford the insurance. One comment about the people that video’d the crash, while they were laughing at the driver I think they committed a few traffic violations themselves with the various u-turns they were taking. Good thing they didn’t bang into anyone else I suspect we wouldn’t have seen the video.

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They didn’t get a shot of the driver. I’m guessing he’s one of the local ambulance chasers, since NBA players couldn’t begin to FIT into a Lambo.

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LMAO…obama voter, for sure!!! All that money and not a lick of sense!!!

A few years back, maybe 85, I was having a birthday party at my place, 4 kegs, a bud beer truck full of cases, band, free liquor, full bar, , and maybe 40-50 Harley’s parked on the driveway. This young guy comes rolling up the street in a mint, absolutely beautiful ’65 chevy, souped up, fat ass tired, hood scoop with the intake manifolds and all that good shit…a sweet ride, right?
A few of us walk out to look at it and admire, give the driver some props for restoring such a beautiful car to what this car looked like, cobalt blue, flamed and bad as shit…we start egging him on to spin it up…ya’ know…roll those tires for a bit and lets see if it can do what it sounded like it could do…after a few minutes of ragging on the driver, he finally agrees to jump on it for us and we all back up a bit to watch…dude shifts this thing into low gear, starts goosing it…HARD…the tires start to spin and then they start to really roll and smoke the hell out of the street…we’re all cheering and yelling for him to go faster…GO FASTER….and on and on he goes, cranking this beautiful car up to what had to be its limits for a ’65 chevy….then the dude pops the cluth to take off and the entire back axle, ALL of it…axles, wheels, brakes, drive shaft, all of it…separates from the back half of this car and takes off backwards down the road while the front half simply stopped and dropped….we were laughing our asses off….dude gets out of the car screaming and yelling, crying and obviously very upset…and yells “Oh my God…oh my God….its my brothers car!!!”….and we just lost it entirely!!!

Guess ya’ had to be there…..propably a future obama voter, right?

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Kell, that is too funny for words.

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You know how when you’re driving along all mellow, minding your own business,and then for NO REASON a couple of RACISTS cause an accident?

I hate when that happens.

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Yup, definitely Palastine Road… LMAO listening to them talk about whether he was going to go left or not. I don’t think I have ever been in the same location and made a left. Instead you use that position to jump past everyone that got caught at the light you were approaching.

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@ Doktor – Interesting. But I was hoping to see the process.

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The dude needs to step down to something he can handle, a Jetta maybe?

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Just proves that just because you can afford it, don’t mean you have any business driving it.

Truthsayer, I’d say more like a Yaris or even better a SmartCar.

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A funny thing happened on my way to the meth lab.

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