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Newsweek Obama Cover: ‘The First Gay President’

Home - by - May 13, 2012 - 15:22 America/New_York - 49 Comments

This is the first Newsweek cover I’ve ever agreed with. Newsbusters has this wrong to imply that this is a stretch, like Clinton being the first black president. Obama IS a fagala.

What in hell’s bathroom does a “halo” have to do with fagdom? This is a shameless and transparent attempt, isn’t it, at trying to tie gayness and religion together as if that is as right as rain. – bfh

Newsbusters

 

Bill Clinton was the first black president. And now, according to Newsweek, we have the first gay president.

Yes, all the speculation over what cover Tina Brown would choose for Newsweek is over. Despite several suggestions from The New Republic on this crucial subject, Brown refrained from taking their kindly advice and chose a picture of President Obama with a rainbow halo over his head.

This is quite an improvement over the mainstream media’s portrayal of Obama in 2008 with an ordinary halo over his head. Now his MSM iconography includes the rainbow halo. It is hoped that this image will be used often in this campaign. After all, economic issues are trivial when compared to the all-important (in the eyes of Newsweek and liberals) matter of gay marriage.

 

 

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» 49 Comments

  1. Dyrewulf

    May 13th, 2012

    He needs some Elton John Unicorn sunglasses to make the shot complete.

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  2. scribble

    May 13th, 2012

    How cheap can Newsweak be – using Meeshell’s hula hoop as a prop.

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  3. cfm990

    May 13th, 2012

    Shouldn’t this be Not So News Week?
    He may not actually suck one. But, He will hold it in his mouth until it goes soft.

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 13th, 2012

    And all of our enemies look at this picture and the picture of him riding a girl’s bike wearing mom jeans, and think “this country is going down!”

    Thank you feminazis and lgbt nazis. The pursuit of your little, pathetic self-centered agenda may be responsible for destroying the only country where you can freely practice your deviancy.

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  5. scribble

    May 13th, 2012

    One of the other titles above the banner -”A Fiendish New Terror Plot” – should have been the main title on the cover with that photo.

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  6. cfm990

    May 13th, 2012

    @ scribble. Can’t be. I don’t think her hoop, would fit the frame. It takes a mighty big circle, to go round that ass. And by ass, I don’t mean Barry.

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  7. scribble

    May 13th, 2012

    That cover really has to make obama uncomfortable. How long before it’s a poster in gay pride parades and the official logo of Man’s Country?

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  8. Tim

    May 13th, 2012

    I think the shot of BO blowing Clooney woulda been a better pick.

    And the banner should read: “He may not be the first Cocksucking President, but he’s the first to Swallow!”

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  9. persecutor

    May 13th, 2012

    Wonder when the divorce from Mooch is going to be announced and he announces that he and Reggie have registered at Walmart?

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  10. kirbyfrancis

    May 13th, 2012

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

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  11. Screwy Puppy

    May 13th, 2012

    I hope that huka-hoop is for mental exercises, cuz he is the dumbest president ever!

    Prove me wrong. Show me his school transcripts.

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  12. Clyde

    May 13th, 2012

    Old news – or, as Mick Jagger sang in “Yesterday’s Papers…”

    “Who wants yesterdays papers
    Nobody in the world”

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  13. Diann

    May 13th, 2012

    He is a hell of a lot gayer than Clinton was black.

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  14. cfm990

    May 13th, 2012

    Well Diann, know this. Black is a single color. A rainbow is multifaceted. Anyone can be dark. But to be a sizzling, smoldering, closeted, rainbow rump rangering, wanna be, takes some talent.

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  15. Nutjob

    May 13th, 2012

    I wonder if he’ll introduce his gay other half Bawney fwank.

    The muslims are probably ready to issue a fatwah, even though most of them are gay and pound little boys.

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  16. Debbie

    May 13th, 2012

    They’ve photoshopped away most of that lump by his nose.

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  17. Screwy Puppy

    May 13th, 2012

    OMG! Just saw I wrote “huka-hoop”

    You know what I mean, but man, what would a “huka-hoop” look like? How would you use it? The POTUS did drugs. Maybe he would know!

    I’m a bit amused by the mistake.

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  18. Efficacy

    May 13th, 2012

    Yo anyone with the expertise:

    Photoshop his upper lip also as his bottom lip and then … place both vertically … on the Man from Mancountry.

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  19. Dano

    May 13th, 2012

    I KNEW IT! As we all knew for years! He isn’t BOWING to Islam, He’s trolling for COCK!! )

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  20. Nutjob

    May 13th, 2012

    Hey, maybe newsweek figured out the correlation between telling the truth and selling magazines.

    We’ll know for sure if the next one with Obamas pic has “Dumbest President Ever” on it.

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  21. Maudie N Mandeville

    May 13th, 2012

    Send this to all his acolytes in the muslim world. Most muslim men don’t think of themselves as homosexual, rather as ‘deserving’.

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  22. Johnny Freedom

    May 13th, 2012

    You’d think they could have found one of those pictures of him going down on a hot dog.

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  23. Uncle Al

    May 13th, 2012

    I always though his ears stuck out so far because guys would grab them while…

    Um, better left to the imagination.

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  24. MaryfromMarin

    May 13th, 2012

    Hard to believe that this is for real.

    Has to be a preemptive strike.

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  25. Dyrewulf

    May 13th, 2012

    Wal mart? No no no no no… they’ll be spending tax dollars, high dollar shopping only.

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  26. Immortal Fish

    May 13th, 2012

    See, this is why I don’t subscribe to Newsweak. They just don’t get the facts straight. I sincerely doubt that all the other Presidents were completely miserable. One of them must have expressed genuine joy at some point in their lives.

    Oh, we mean the nu hijacked definition for the word? Even then, James Buchanan was the first. Doesn’t matter if he was in the closet, he’s still the first.

    I really hate this reshaping the language business. It’s the linguistic equivalent of Fahrenheit 411.

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  27. Robert Fine

    May 13th, 2012

    We know Newsweek is not ‘news.’ That said, you people are misinterpreting that halo: he really is an alien. (Why do you think there is no history on this guy?)I foget the name of the planet, but it’s a super intelligent species that each decade casts out its dumbest member. Hence, Obama got was sent to Earth.

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  28. scribble

    May 13th, 2012

    I don’t think this has anything to do with his marriage views. I think they just flat out outted him.

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  29. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 13th, 2012

    @Robert – and what planet did you get cast out from?

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  30. Hippie Critic

    May 13th, 2012

    Not that Newsweek cares about accuracy, but James Buchanan was the first gay president.

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  31. Bri

    May 13th, 2012

    MSM a gift that keeps on giving, our recieving.

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  32. charliewalksonwater

    May 13th, 2012

    put a fork in him, he’s done.

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  33. Bob M.

    May 13th, 2012

    Who DIDN’T know this, the moment you laid eyes on him?!?!

    Two words: “Gay” “Dar” :roll:

    And what’s with the rainbow-colored noose about to drop over his head?

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  34. X

    May 13th, 2012

    Reggie? Why, I hardly know him. Hi’s just some guy I blew in the neighborhood.

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  35. Dick Indataco

    May 13th, 2012

    When I first saw this I immediately thought it was satire. I thought I was looking at the cover of a National Lampoon magazine.
    Gone are the days of the subliminal halo. Now, Newsweek is totally up front with the halo, but not just any ol’ halo, a RAINBOW halo!
    This is comedy gold. You can’t make this stuff up.
    Well done! This move is sure to backfire, big time, right along with all the other backfires lately.

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  36. Jethro

    May 13th, 2012

    If we survive this, later in history he will be known as President “kick me”…
    as in the geek who always had a “kick me” note taped to his back…

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

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  37. LadyLiberty

    May 13th, 2012

     
  38. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    May 13th, 2012

    Bwaaahahahhaha!

    This is Joey “I thought it was a good idea at the time” Biden’s fault.

    I’m gonna miss that lil boy.

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  39. Efficacy

    May 13th, 2012

    What you mean by ‘backfire’ Keemosabee?

    Barry been practicing shooting in the back(side) for years.

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  40. Hotlanta Mike

    May 13th, 2012

    Pastor Manning interview with Larry Sinclair, May 10/12

    Will Obama Come Out of the Closet?, Larry Sinclair

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_cr6BSrQ13M#!

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  41. Boobie the Racist Dog

    May 13th, 2012

    Colin Powell’s writing for Newsweek now?

    Retirement must be a real bitch for him.

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  42. danny g

    May 13th, 2012

    @Hotlanta Mike

    ya gotta put some words below the video, otherwise it screws the iOTW for bandwidth

    see bfh for further instructions

    jus sayin

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  43. LibertyMark

    May 13th, 2012

    News? This is not news. Not this week anyway.

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  44. JaneLovesJesus

    May 14th, 2012

    it’s getting so you can’t tell the parodies from reality anymore.

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  45. Chalupa

    May 14th, 2012

    Saint Francis Of A Sissy

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  46. berlet98

    May 14th, 2012

    America’s First Gay President

    We already knew Barack Hussein Obama was America’s first semi-black president. Now, according to Newsweek, he is apparently also our first gay president!

    I don’t know whether the editors at the magazine were trying to out our commander-in-chief as a homosexual or whether Michelle Obama was aware all these years that her hubby had been living in a closet.

    When the editors featured the president on the cover of their latest edition with his head crowned with a multi-colored halo, they may have been figuratively crowning him with the title of King of America’s gay community as an adjunct to his already well-earned titles of Nobel Peace Prize Winner, “the Anointed One,” “Master of the Universe,” etc.

    Unless it’s related to the president’s sudden, truly-miraculous, election-year evolution from being an adversary of same-sex marriage to finally comprehending the moraI and legal rightness of men marrying other men and women wedding other women, I really don’t grasp the editorial rationale of declaring Obama “The First Gay President.”

    Perhaps if I read the leftist rag that is Newsweek, I’d comprehend more.

    I do know that the rainbow halo is a nice touch beautifully complementing all the other halos superimposed on his head by his mainstream media over the last four years. . .

    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=23839.)

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  47. muddjuice

    May 14th, 2012

    A halo? Should be rainbow colored shackles around his limp wrists.

    And, I never liked the idea that the homosexuals took a symbol of God’s covenant to man to never again flood the Earth as their symbol. It’s disrespectful and an intended slap in the face of God….

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  49. Major Mal function

    May 15th, 2012

    Hey, a new photo for Shepard Fairy (YJCMTSU) to steal. This time with the title “GHEY”.

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