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Home - by - May 13, 2012 - 13:30 America/New_York - 37 Comments

They say New York accents sound dumb. Nope. This voice sounds much dumber.

This month TMC is featuring Drew Barrymore, who sits down and discusses films with the host of Essentials, Robert Osborne. It is apropos because Barrymore possesses the quintessential dumb sounding croaky voice, backed up by a confident and powerful 89 IQ.

If you get a chance you should see it, it is HILARIOUS. If you click here and go to 1:15 you’ll hear “the voice.”

I’ve witnessed Barrymore saying -

“If a movie can really scare you, that’s like, great film-making.”

“Sullivan’s Travels is, sorta like, the perfect movie.”

Here is the Drew Barrymore of the deranged incestuous breast-feeding cult. (There is the possibility that people are immune to this annoying vocal affectation. If so, oh well. It’s something that I need to vent about.)

 

 

» 37 Comments

  1. bitterclinger

    May 13th, 2012

    The “you know”s are what did me in, and I only watched about half of it. Maybe some intrepid viewer will count them and let us know how many she had in 3:46.

    As for this being “extreme,” dipstick says those of us who think this need to be “educated about human weaning time.”

    See, she and Bari have re-ed camps in common, but for different reasons.

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  2. eternal cracker p

    May 13th, 2012

    1) If your kid has teeth
    2) If your kid asks for the tit
    3) If your kid can ride a bike
    4) If your kid can chew food

    …IT’S INAPPROPRIATE.

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  3. FaceFaceMan

    May 13th, 2012

    I made it until she said “we have these ‘western’ perspectives…”

    NO.

    just stop it.

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  4. cfm990

    May 13th, 2012

    Poor kid. No chocolate milk. Kinda tough getting the Bosco in the bazangas.

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  5. Jeff Weimer

    May 13th, 2012

    Vocal Fry strikes again.

    There was a lot of discussion of this a few months ago. It used to be a negative, but it seems to be the thing nowadays for idiots to imitate a “sexy, husky voice”.

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  6. Moe Tom

    May 13th, 2012

    God forgive me but there are times when abortion…
    Oh no don’t go there.

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  7. Drackxman

    May 13th, 2012

    Maybe by the 4th year he’ll wean off of the nipples huh…. So what does a mother do who has 2 kids in 3 years ? Do the 2 kids fight for the biggest breast or what ? This is so fucked up I can’t take it anymmore. Who in the hell are these people ?
    Why do these freaks even get publicity on their crazy fucked up lives ?

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  8. scr_north

    May 13th, 2012

    Poor kid is right. I wonder how many times this kid is going to have to go through hell because someone finds this cover? How many times will he get humiliated by his peer group (we all know how understanding and humane kids are), how many times will he take a beating because of this and frankly, how buggered up will this kid grow up to be? The mother and the father should be ashamed of their actions and start right now figuring out how they’re going to repair the damage they have caused. Hell, maybe they’re planning on Obama and the government to fix this a few years down the road when the pictures come home to roost.

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  9. Adrienne

    May 13th, 2012

    Not only is the “croaky” an issue, but the over-all little girl sound of her voice. This is something that my husband and I have discussed often. Today’s women sound like little girls well into what would be considered adulthood and beyond. Just as men’s voices change, so should women’s voices.

    Other than that, that picture is one of the creepiest things I’ve seen in a long time. The kid looks like a spoiled fat brat.

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  10. norman einstein

    May 13th, 2012

    “If we’re both happy (her and the kid) we don’t feel like there’s any reason to stop.”

    So…when he’s eventually weaned, maybe you can start BANGING him.
    Chances are, you’ll both be “happy” with that, too.
    Same exact “logic”.

    Medical researchers, please hurry up with that anti-lib vaccine. We can’t take much more of this.

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  11. Nutjob

    May 13th, 2012

    The whole family was there supporting her and watching……….we call people like that freaks or pervs when someone stares at a breast feeder.

    and she seems to have mistaken the little boy for a baby, but I am bow starting to understand why liberals believe in the government tit their whole life.

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  12. locomotivebreath1901

    May 13th, 2012

    And I bet she can spell ‘attention wh0re,’ too.

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  13. Racist

    May 13th, 2012

    Ok Fur, That’s a LOW Blow! I told ya’ll I had to let my DirecTV go a couple of weeks ago. And I know YOU know that TCM is the only thing I watched anyway. But what you may not have known is that, I have had a thing for Drew since she was in ET! I was little when it came out and I had one of those childhood fantasy crushes, that has persisted and evolved along with us through puberty into adulthood. She is my “celebrity soulmate”. And yes I have heard some of the stupidity that she’s said. But I don’t care… I Love Her anyway!!! The heart wants what the Hard wants!!!

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  14. RANDO

    May 13th, 2012

    Well ,I got through almost 40 seconds of that drivel.

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  15. Reaganite Republican

    May 13th, 2012

    Dumb as half-a-box of dirt

    Completely dirty girl, tho

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  16. Moe Tom

    May 13th, 2012

    Bitterclinger. You know- I counted twenty six, but the hand movements were distracting-you know. I imagine the husband/father must be a fukin eegit.

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  17. Jethro

    May 13th, 2012

    My wife breast fed until the kids grew front teeth – about 12 months. That’s all she could take.
    After about 1 year this breast feeding thing is all for the mom.

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  18. cfm990

    May 13th, 2012

    4 years on the tit. 30 years on the couch. What she saved in formula, will be far outspent in therapy.

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  19. Johnny Pickleduster

    May 13th, 2012

    Quick, someone rush this dranged liberal twat down to the local vets immediately and have her spayed before she can pop out another sprog and ruin that kids life.

    What kind of parent in their right mind would put her kid of this age on the cover of a magazine still sucking on mommy’s firm, pert breasts. This kid will be tormented when he starts school by the other kids. Nice work douchebag parents. Where the hell is the kid’s father. He must be a real piece of work. Sickos.

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  20. BigFurHat

    May 13th, 2012

    If you can remember sucking your mother’s tit and you’re cool with that, you’re frigged in the head.

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  21. super toe

    May 13th, 2012

    When I see a libtard like this I thank God that I was a baby in the late 60s and my mother bottle-fed us with one hand, while she could smoke a cigarette with the other.

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  22. Vinny

    May 13th, 2012

    http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=wVsMJ0ntvmc
    Here’s a funny scene from the movie Grown Ups where a four year old is breast fed.

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  23. Nutjob

    May 13th, 2012

    I see the grown kid breastfeeding on the time magazine cover and the first thing I think of is “Hank” from Me, Myself and Irene, where Jim Cary latches on to the breastfeeding moms tit.

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  24. MaryfromMarin

    May 13th, 2012

    The caption on the cover ticks me off: “Are You Mom Enough?” Like you aren’t if you don’t do this?

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  25. MaryfromMarin

    May 13th, 2012

    Although if this catches on, my husband the therapist will never lack for work.

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  26. Robert Fine

    May 13th, 2012

    Drew Barrymore: the inspiration for the animated Miss Piggy.

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  27. Aunt Liz

    May 13th, 2012

    Frankly, I was embarrassed to bring this magazine into my 86 year old mother’s house. I put it on the chair, face down, on the stuff to go out to the trash. The croaky voice is their “take me seriously” voice.

    I am, regretfully, not a Mom – but I feel very badly for the kids growing up today.

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  28. Aunt Liz

    May 13th, 2012

    Yeesh – let me clarify that I was bringing my mom’s mail in for her – NOT that I purchased the rag for her.

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  29. Bnana

    May 13th, 2012

    Eww, neither could I get through this video! Her voice, hand gestures and trying to explain everything in a sophisticated way made me gag! Liberal, hoity-toity freak. What a fake sounding voice too. Yuck!

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  30. Moe Tom

    May 13th, 2012

    When I was about 12 I came into the Kitchen one day and my Mom was breast feeding my baby brother. My Aunt Eileen, Mom’s sister, hushed me out like I had committed a felony. Out, Out! How times have changed.

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  31. Tenndon

    May 13th, 2012

    Gotta be an Indian – look at those ‘high’ cheekbones!!!!

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  32. TR

    May 13th, 2012

    Its horrible. That dying out nasal voice with the occasional uprising intonaton. One of the techs in my lab had that (or did that) and with straight A’s in college she went to Medical School. Can you imagine her patients?

    Vocal cord placement is a learned thing. Although, I give Bob Dylan the lifetime exception since he was the master at speaking songs. “Darkness at the break of noon, Shawdows even the silver spoon, The handmade blade, the child’s balloon, Eclipses both the sun and moon, To understand you know too soon, There’s no sense in trying.”

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  33. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    May 13th, 2012

    They should have picked someone with double D’s, look at the size of that kid. He’ll have those itty bitty titty’s empty in 2 sips.

    Belch!!!

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  34. Toaster

    May 13th, 2012

    Yeah, my mom was watching TCM a few weeks ago w/Drew Barrymore blabbing before the film. She actually talked about a movie being “progressive” which positively nauseated me (most pr0gs have no idea that Wilson admired the Red October revolution and wished he could do the same in USA). I really don’t think most women who use the croaky voice are aware of it or just how ANNOYING it is.

    So, how long is she gonna’ keep junior on the boob?

    Dies she think she was deprived by her mom taking her off the boob at 6?

    Have they been off limits to her (likely effete) husband for 3+ years?

    A few friends of mine have moved out to CA. One told me a story about a friend whipping out a boob for her kid when he asked for a soda because she didn’t want the little guy to have any of that demon Pepsi. He guessed that the kid was about 7 or 8. Thats how he found out why NOBODY goes to her parties.
    F**king pr0gs.

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  35. Nutjob

    May 13th, 2012

    @Toaster, and you thought it was the spoiled milk whenever she served those funny tasting kahluas at the cookouts.

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  36. Slobyskya Rotchikokov

    May 14th, 2012

    1 I Agree the kid will have problems from his mates= the other boys, and probably their Dads, will ask him to set them up with LactoMom, maybe offer him a toy truck or a Barbie or a Liberace doll…
    2. I also agree that if she thinks that there are no universal guides to morality in normal child development, then why not teach him to masturbate in the tub when he is five? After all, they would both like it, and the family could video the thing to show at holiday gatherings. How old do boy have to be before they develop an erection?
    2.Remember one of those Lampoon movies where the two kids were talking -
    Girl: “I’m only in the sixth grade and I can French Kiss!”
    Boy – “So what, everybody can do that!”
    Girl – “Yeah, but my Daddy says I’m the BEST!”

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  37. Racist

    May 14th, 2012

    My Granny Jenkins, (whose mother actually was 1/2 breed Cherokee), used to tell us about hiding behind the door to get some “Ninny-Pie” when she was on up to 4,5, maybe 6 yrs old. She said it embarrased her to death if there was company in the house, but that she still had to have her ninny-pie every day! Ya know, she was a crazy old bird there toward the end. I sure do miss her! That woman loved me like nobody else in the world, even when the alzheimers took her mind from her and she would forget my name.

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