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My guess is that the dog is in quite a bit of pain, look how far the blinds have dug into his abdomen.

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“Don’t look at me, the cat did it.”

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When Obama walked through the front door. Options were limited.

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Don’t worry dad, I chased the evil monsters away that were lurking outside. Now, can you help out of this bind?

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Son-of-a-bitch!

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Overenthusiastic pillow humping; my dog does it all the time.

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Uh, I don’t have a problem with gay marriage, now where is that buffet?

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Dog attempts a stupid cat trick.

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Damn bird got away again.

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I wonder if he’s been there for very long. He may have peed on the pillows.

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Tried to get out the window when he heard the pot boiling in obama’s kitchen.

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A friend of Obamas over in Indonesia once ask BO about his 3 legged dog.

BO said that the dog saved his life. His friend asked why does he only have 3 legs?

BO replied “a dog that good you don’t want to eat all at once”!

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It’s a Boxer…nuf said.

I own boxers and they are the most intelligent and fun creatures I have ever seen, but they are also the most active and excitable dogs.

This most likely happened in one of two situations. Either he was reacting to his master returning from a day of work or there was a cat outside that window.

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Why certain animals get euthanized.

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“Just having myself some fun, why do you ask?”

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A caption from another pic comes to mind;

Well Master, I saw you walking out the door and I thought that you were NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER comong back and I guess I…. panicked.

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Naw, that dog’s neither hurt nor trapped. The picture was caught at a good moment.

Boobie’s gotten into, and out of, wranglier situations than that easily.

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Blind ambition.

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My opinion, the only type of dog worth owning is one that if you shoot something, it brings it back to you. Everything else just eats and poops.

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What Blinds??

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@Bad Brad, How about one that baby-sits? I didn’t shoot this, but Leo would bring it back safe anyway.

My two boxers are the best at guarding, collecting and entertaining the grand-children. One of the funniest things I’ve seen is when my oldest grand-daughter was about 3 yrs old. She would keep running towards the road and no matter how many times I told her to stay close to me, she just had to get down to that road. Leonidas would follow her and nose her back towards me, but finally seemed to get fed up with that so he took her hand in his mouth and pulled all the way back to the front porch. She was laughing the entire time.
Then it became a game with them. She would run away from the house and look back to make sure he was following her. He would wait until she was several yards away and then run full speed in a loop around her and take her hand, then lead her back to the house.

He was almost 90 lbs and she was barely 25lbs. Never in his entire life did he harm her, even accidentally.

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