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I’d love to get the details. But when the Navy
Seal clobbered that F*cking nosehair, and is now
being tried, what led up to it? We should have a contest on this. Who can come up with the best
reason for this punch?

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BFH start it

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Sylvia reminds me of the Columbia Professor who
punched the Columbia University employee in the face
a few months ago in a bar at 125th st. & Broadway
in NYC.But he was black. This guy is definitely
a luigi.

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That ain’t cool.

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Did he just take out a chick!?

It’s from the “reality show” on MTV, called Jersey Shore.
Lori has been on this since moment one. Now it’s gaining
popularity, I think primarily due to her incessant twittering about it.
This is “Snooky” one of the guidettes getting decked by a guido.
And why haven’t you filled out our survey??? -bfh

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Fargin douchebag. That is wrong on so many levels it beggers the mind.

End of story.

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Nevermind the imagination.

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No, it wasn’t one of the guidos that punched her! The guidos were furious; could not believe someone hit a girl!

It was someone they kept referring to as a “typical college frat guy”, who had been bothering them all, all night at the bar.

Poor snookie

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PS. The cops arrested the total assy douche within seconds. Which was probably lucky for him; the guidos take care of their own. Especially because you never, ever hit a girl. I wonder if there will be a horse head in the jerk’s jail cell? (Godfather reference. Ah, NJ. Guidos and wise guys. I’m homesick! )

-Oh, I stand corrected. It was some other italian guy with hair gel who happened to have gone to college – thus, not a guido?? hehe, please. -bfh

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right

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I can’t hardly remember who likes me and who wahnts me kilt.

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“A woman will slit your throat quick as a Comanche”
Gus McCrea.
Lonesome Dove.

Could have been worse for poor Snookie. The guy in the middle took some of that punch.

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Some things I think I think (w/all apologies to Sydney J. Harris)

If this is TV, I’m glad I don’t watch it;
Alan Greyson should be on receivng end of punch;
When in doubt, apply Grandma’s rule #3 above;
Rock the Vote = PSA = Pretty slutty ad;
There is no middle road – you have to stand for something, or you will fall for anything;

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Being raised in the South by Southern parents, the “never hit a girl” rule was enforced by everyone. If your best friend found out that you had hit one, you were in for an ass whoopin’. I believe it stemmed from the ancient Highlands machismo thing. (plus what if a Sheila kicked your ass????). I have never hit a female, though the thought has crossed my mind many times.

By the way, I have been on both ends of some pretty nice punches over the years, and that one looked pretty hearty….

@ shootersgrandma,

The main reason I do drink alone.

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The “never ever” thing is part of NJ Guidos rules. Good NJ italian boys would never hit a girl– there Mothers would whoop their ass! If you saw the episode, they were flabbergasted. Saying things like I’ve never even heard of such a thing.

Using hair gel doesn’t necessarily mean guido in NJ, heh, though he could be. But,The ass looked more “jock-y” to me. There’s a difference. I know, sadly

I defend guidos, darnit! I’m with Greg Gutfeld when it comes to the show .

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Reality t.v. is definitely spiraling down to public executions. This is proof

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Sleep with the goombahs and you get the knuckles.
Wise up ladies, badboys are just that. Find a decent man, marry him and raise a family.

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P.S. Not defending their skanky actions; I’m no prude either, but the sleeping around stuff makes me feel icky. However, MTv and the “establishment” ie Lefties in Hollywood think it is totally cool IF it is their “kind of people”. Look at the Rock the Vote thing, even! Encouraging kids to dangle threesomes in people’s faces to get them to vote the way they want. And countless specials about Spring Break glorifying all that stuff.

but, when it’s Guidos, it’s a different story. To me, it’s the same as the Better Than You stuff and like making fun of rednecks. It’s the same reason I *hate* the peopleofwalmart site. That site exists solely to poke fun at Walmart and people who shop there because, of course, they must be lesser people. Not as cultured nor enlightened as the “smart” folks.

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Sylvia wasn’t joking. The puncher is a Gym Teacher. From Queens. I knew he was jock-y!! By the way, not fired, of course, but “reassigned”.

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/12/mtv_jersey_shore_snooki_punche.html

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@DeniseVB

I think you mean UP to public execution…I’d spend money for pay per view if they would hang Jane Fonda!

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hanoverfist – that was funny right there. I lol’d

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Those who can, do
Those who can’t do, teach
Those who can’t teach, teach gym. (Woody Allen)

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To me she looks like Garafalo. I enjoyed it and
watched it repeatedly.

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Thanks Snark. Now that I got the whole story. Theguy
is a brute. Would never make a Navy Seal. The
victim is no bargain either. Saw her on a Jay Leno
quiz show for celebs. She’s a dunce.

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Twenty-something years ago, I was living with a woman 3″ taller than myself. She outweighed me a good thirty pounds. She began making a habit of hitting me, because she knew I would not hit her back. One day she started in, and I told her, “If you hit, you will be hit.” She backed off, and was good for about a week. Then she got pissed about something and slugged me, so I decked her.(She went down like a two dollar hooker.) To this day, I can see the look of shock and surprise on her face, and it’s still funny! Ultimately, this did not work either, as her new technique was to stand across the room and throw things. Plates, small statues, whatever. I left, and that was that.

I have NEVER hit a lady, and never will. A woman like that is another story, and given the same circumstances, I would do it again. However, that was a long time ago, and has never happened again, so I didn’t exactly make a habit of it. BFH is right, a line must be drawn somewhere. I don’t know what that clip was all about, and I don’t care. I don’t watch trash TV. I think people that resort to domestic violence are ignorant, and so are the ones who just stand there and take it.

To wrap this up, I would rather drink alone than to keep company with ignorance. Also, if that were Janeane Goralfandblow, it would be the feel-good movie of the season!

In my rant I tried to make it clear that I am not talking specifically about this clip, (this guy was cut off by the bartender so he stole her drink), I was addressing the neanderthal notion that you NEVER EVER hit a girl. That’s ludicrous, and sexist. – bfh

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In terms of violence, whoever instigates it is solely responsible for any results. If a woman hits a man and he hits her back, it’s unfortunate that she put him in that position and she’s solely responsible for being belted.

I saw an article in the paper about this incident. They had the guy’s name and, yes, he was a guido (what a surprise).

Half my family is composed of goombahs and I grew up surrounded by them. Personally, I think they’re deplorable.

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Now that’s what you call a knuckle sandwich.

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@ Rebecca

Those who can’t do –teach
Those who can’t teach — teach gym
Those who can’t teach gym –

Are Proffessors of Education at ASU (or anywhere else)

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Rebecca? Lennie:

Those who can Are Laid Off
Those who can’t Teach
Those who can;t teach Get tenure
Those who teach Can’t

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Tom and Lennie – bodayunz are right (say it out loud, it’s Pittsburghese)

Slimy Bill Ayers-types have infiltrated every school in America, and this is where this leftist bullshit starts.

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replace Snooky’s face with Pelosi’s and it’s funny.

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@ IH8

Especially the part where the goombah’s fist gets stuck in Pelosi’s face

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