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Composite Girlfriends And Assorted Confused Democrats
Have you dated a composite woman? They’re America’s hottest new demographic. As with all the really cool stuff, Barack Obama was doing it years before the rest of us. In “Dreams From My Father”, the world’s all-time most unread best-seller, he spills the inside dope on his composite white girlfriend:
“When we got back to the car she started crying. She couldn’t be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn’t. She could only be herself, and wasn’t that enough.”
But being yourself is never going to be enough in the new composite America.
Moe Tom
May 7th, 2012
Yeah I had a composite girl friend for many years, from 12 to 18 or more, before I got married. She was great under the covers at night. And I never had hair on my palms.
Rightwingfeather
May 7th, 2012
YES!
Moe Tom
May 7th, 2012
Mark Steyn rocks.
Jethro
May 7th, 2012
Composite girlfriend = Rosy Palmer and her five sisters.
ChiefIlliniCake
May 7th, 2012
Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Warren…
Priceless! And I say this as a faux Native American myself.
Moe Tom
May 7th, 2012
I often dream of Nacy Peloci in a BFH bathing suit.
persecutor
May 7th, 2012
Was Dear Leader the composer and lyricist to Atlanta Rhythm Section’s “Imaginary Lover”?
Moe Tom
May 7th, 2012
I wake up screaming and my wife gets all pissed off, she knows I never waS IN COMBAT.
papadoc
May 7th, 2012
So was his education composited? His family history? How much of the rest of his auto-”biography” composited, that is, made up?
Friend of the family
May 7th, 2012
Don’t try to understand women, nor antagonize them. They bite. Hard. As I grow older, I see the depths of their persona and justify my chauvinism with the notion they are mere objects of adoration in which to amuse myself with in conversation. And that’s where it ends. Hey, I’m married. They ain’t getting me in bed, nor are they getting the money I don’t have!
Groucho Marxist
May 7th, 2012
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/composite-women-t8947.html
Bob M.
May 7th, 2012
Composite girl.
Goes with our ‘Composite President’ – a composite of Saul Alinksy, Karl Marx, Bill Ayers, Comrade Mugabe, Spock, Tommy Tune, Tinkerbell, The Weather Underground, Malcolm X, Bobby Seals, White Guilt, Patty Hearst, et.al. …
Sarthurk
May 7th, 2012
Yeah! Just put her in a burka and tell her to just STFU! I think that is what Barry would want. Not me, wife and sister would kill me first. Justified.
TooMuchTime
May 7th, 2012
A 20-something “black” college student with lots of weed and cocaine gets a white girlfriend that cries because she isn’t black? puh-LEEZE! He’s not interested in how “deep” her feelings are. “Come on, baby. Just take a snort and we’ll pretend you’re black. Just like I do.”
On the other hand, if the pronoun was changed instead to he, then I’d believe every word of it.
Plain Jane
May 7th, 2012
Steyn is totally hysterical. If ever Rush retires, I hope Mark Steyn takes over.
Good golly, his intellect and humor make him the sexiest man in media.
Plain Jane
May 7th, 2012
Regarding my last statement – Mark Levin is second sexiest. He has the intellect but is not quite as funny as Steyn.
Nutjob
May 8th, 2012
Barry sounds like he liked preying on ignorant white girls for a lay, then made them feel insecure within their own white guilt when he’d break it off.
What a fucking humanists to be a predator and an asswipe. The fucked up thing to the liberals is he believes situation drama makes him appear to be normal, when all it does is show his fucked up character.
Moose must be proud to be married to such an egomaniac.
FreeMan - Taxed Enough Already
May 8th, 2012
Dittos Plain Jane
Boobie the Racist Dog
May 8th, 2012
Composite?
Like in 90% vinyl and 10% latex?
__________
Or like in:
Ann Barnhardt’s mind + Uma Thurman’s body + Paris Hilton’s money + Laura Bush’s personality?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
May 8th, 2012
And RAMIREZ comes through!
http://www.gocomics.com/michaelramirez/2012/05/06/
Noelegy
May 8th, 2012
I cannot ever imagine crying because I wasn’t black, OR over any other facet of my being that was out of my control!
BarnabyBoog
May 8th, 2012
The point is….. all these stories about Teh ONE and his heterosexual partners in years past are just more sophistry and fictional covermyazz dreams…. nevah happened, nevah will. Now he could tell the truth for ONCE in his miserable life and talk about the BOYFRIENDS…..:(