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Obama to Officially Launch Campaign on the Birthday of Karl Marx

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The lonely Conservative

Oh, I’m sure this is just a coincidence. Wink, wink!

Obama will officially launch his 2012 re-election campain, and no I’m not kidding, on  Karl Marx’s birthday, May 5th!  First, we learn that Earth Day was started on the birthday of Vladimir Lenin, the Communist butcher and founder of the USSR, now we learn that Barack Obama, America’s first Marxist president, is launching his campaign on the father of communism’s birthday?  Come on, now.  This is just too appropriate!  How fitting!

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  1. xthred

    May 5th, 2012

    You guys read Ann Barnhardt today? I’m afraid she’s right.

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  2. Kulak

    May 5th, 2012

    Glorious day comrades! The great leap forward is starting! Forward!

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  3. MADJACK

    May 5th, 2012

    “Obama to Officially Launch Campaign on the Birthday of Karl Marx”

    In honor of his hero. Everything Obaama does in well planned in advance. :mad:

    I read Ann’s blog today and I also am afraid she is right. :sad:

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 5th, 2012

    I wish you guys hadn’t mentioned Ann’s blog. Now I’m depressed. Our only hope – the military – has been compromised also. I’m gonna have a drink!

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  5. Groucho Marxist

    May 5th, 2012

    I’m truly honored by his actions

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  6. ChiefIlliniCake

    May 5th, 2012

    Holy shit am I depressed after reading Ann’s blog.

    So, I put the whole Chief financial enchilada into Krugerrands, right? Who can make change for those again?

    I HAVE TO BELIEVE that the military is still with us if it actually comes down to violence. Hell, the Secret Service is so demoralized guarding this friggin’ asshat that their throwing their careers away over booze and third world whores.

    So who’s pouring here? We doing Bloody Mary’s first?

    God help us.

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  7. ChiefIlliniCake

    May 5th, 2012

    they’re (above)

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    May 5th, 2012

    @Chief – cheers!

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  9. Bad Brad

    May 5th, 2012

    Chief, today would be a mandatory Tequila Day considering.

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  10. scribble

    May 5th, 2012

    LOL! Have you seen this?

    http://weaselzippers.us/

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  11. scribble

    May 5th, 2012

     
  12. Bob M.

    May 5th, 2012

    Commies of a feather (boa), sink together.

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  13. Chiefillinicake

    May 5th, 2012

    Brad

    Cinco de Mayo…of course!!!

    My landscaper used to make a mean margarita.

    Soon I’ll be making them for him I fear!

    Hey, If ya want a good laugh (more like need one after today’s apocalyptic Ms. Barnhardt post) check out Steyn’s headliner at National Review.

    He dubs Squaw Warren “Fauxcohontus”

    Funny shit.

    Now drink, damn you!

    Drink up

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  14. Bad Brad

    May 5th, 2012

    Chief:
    Believe me I will be partaking this evening. Still at work. Let me tell you about my adrenaline filled day. First I pass one of those Ride For the (fill in the blank) bike races, and sure enough one of those dumb shits decides to try and teach the bumper of my Durmax who’s king of the road.
    Then we blew a breaker in the shop at the main. I go outside to open the enclosure, which nobodies been into for a while and there’s a WASP nest right at head level. Which is probably why I initially missed the 3 foot long rattle snake that was making that place his home. You know the good thing about rattle snakes? They rattle.

    As far as Ann’s predictions, I’m out of the market and I agree with the school of thought eventually something bad’s going happen, but I’m not sure how you would prepare for it. But if it is going to all come crashing down I wish it would do it and get it over with so we can start rebuilding.

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  15. 99th Squad Leader

    May 5th, 2012

    Forward or Foreward into Marxism.

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  16. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    May 5th, 2012

    @ChiefIlliniCake: “I HAVE TO BELIEVE that the military is still with us if it actually comes down to violence.”

    The people of pretty much every country ever ground under the statist boot believed that, too. This time ’round might be the exception, but it’s not the way to bet.

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  17. Bad Brad

    May 6th, 2012

    Roscoe, Chief left us both hanging. Can ya believe it. Tells me to start drinking, so naturally I’m expecting some intelligent, well interesting, well o.k. then inebriated conversation and he bails on both of us. We can’t take this lightly. I mean we are brothers and he slapped us hard. We need to remind him of this breach of manhood often.
    By the way, the military, even the people of color, hate you know who. Reason being, they are military first. Stop worrying. I have reliable 411.

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  18. Plain Jane

    May 6th, 2012

    And Ira Einhorn, Earth Day co-founder killed, composted girlfriend

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42711922/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/earth-day-co-founder-killed-composted-girlfriend/#.T6X8Q8UThvU

    The devil’s been tipping his hand for many years now, and we are too blind to see it.

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  19. Michael W Perkins

    May 6th, 2012

    I just got a Leatherwood Scope mounted on the AR, I am ready fir the coming insurrection. Glock for close & AR for anything out to 1000 yards. Obama’s a SOB I NORMALLY Buy a new Guitar for my birthday as it’s the day after Christmas, This year inthe interest of protecting my family against the obamaspawn of OWS I bought an AR Frigging 15! I could have had a n Ibanez Steve Vai Model, BUT NOOOOOOO! Bring it Comrede Oloser. I am well prepared.

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  20. FreedomCat

    May 6th, 2012

    Stupid question, but where can I see Ann Barnhardt’s blog?
    Thanks.

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