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Michelle Obama seems to have tried out a new campaign slogan at today’s fundraiser in Las Vegas.

“I’m not going to kid you,” the first lady said at the fundraiser, according to the pool report. “This journey is going to be long. And it’s going to be hard. And there are going to be plenty of twists and turns along the way. That’s how change always happens in this country. The reality is real change is slow and it never happens all at once.”

Seems like a winning slogan to me! “Change is slow.”

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  1. nobarack08

    May 1st, 2012

    fugly has a face.

    I’m blind, as I gouge my eyes out!

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  2. Reggie Love

    May 1st, 2012

    Change is slow Chewie, and your ass s still a mile wide honey.

    No wonder Barry likes it when I flex my glutes for him on the down low.

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  3. scribble

    May 1st, 2012

    Uh, I think those buttons are supposed to be fastened on the skirt. At least for a normal sized woman.

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  4. D-Bad

    May 1st, 2012

    She’s right, “…real change is slow and it never happens all at once.” Like her backdeck for instance. I’m thinking it took awhile to grow that thing, one Big Mac at a time.

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  5. scribble

    May 1st, 2012

    I’m guessing it took her at least 20 minutes to get into that skirt, unless they sewed it around her. And don’t expect to see it again because she will definitely have to be cut out of it. I can hear the firetruck sirens on their way now….

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  6. norman einstein

    May 1st, 2012

    Speaking of Moose…MOTUS featured BFH’s “FOURWORDS – Get the fu*k out” logo artwork today!
    http://www.michellesmirror.com/

    Cool! Thanks, MOTUS!

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  7. eternal cracker p

    May 1st, 2012

    she sure delivered.. the past 3.5 years have felt like a century. For frig sake.

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  8. Boobie the Racist Dog

    May 1st, 2012

    Is that a XXXL thong or a Depends®?

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  9. Chalupa

    May 1st, 2012

    Victoria’s Secret has a new Moose inspired line – Victoria’s Embarrassment.

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  10. Anonymous

    May 1st, 2012

    … “I’m not going to kid you,” the first lady said at the fundraiser, according to the pool report. “This journey is going to be long. And it’s going to be hard. And there are going to be plenty of twists and turns along the way. That’s how change always happens in this country. ”

    WTF is this crap ?!?!
    is ‘squatch & Teh Won planning our very own “great leap forward”?
    I am so sick of this crap

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  11. Melody

    May 1st, 2012

    My Gawd, who dresses wQQkie? The road to hell is long and slow.

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  12. Melody

    May 1st, 2012

    Looks like she took a long and slow dump in her big azz drawers.

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  13. Moxie Man

    May 1st, 2012

    Is she smuggling sailboats?

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  14. Metprof

    May 1st, 2012

    Nice posture for a first lady.

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  15. conservative cowgirl

    May 1st, 2012

    She sounds like a Fabian socialist. They want the same results as the violent revolutionists, but just more gradual. So, could we call her Flabbyus Clunktator?

    http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/551569/socialism/276343/Fabian-socialism

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  16. Blink

    May 1st, 2012

    I’m hoping for real change that is lighting fast and happens all at once in November.

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  17. conservative cowgirl

    May 1st, 2012

    @Melody, apparently, she has never heard of Spanx or Fat Free Dressing underwear.

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  18. Free4Now

    May 1st, 2012

    Right! One step FØRWARD, Ten steps BARAKWARD.

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  19. Free4Now

    May 1st, 2012

    Tsk – should have been BARACKWARD

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  20. maryd

    May 1st, 2012

    What is she wearing?!

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  21. conservative cowgirl

    May 2nd, 2012

    @maryd, I think it is an expand-o dress that grows along with her ample posterior.

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  22. Nunya

    May 2nd, 2012

    Ever the Biden-worthy plagiarist, Mooch is actually channeling “the hated” George W. Bush’s magnificent speech post-9/11:

    Americans should not expect one battle but a lengthy campaign (text of full speech at http://middleeast.about.com/od/usmideastpolicy/a/bush-war-on-terror-speech.htm, and JFYI HIS speech is just as relevant if not more so today)

    And yeah, Mooch’s dress is WAY too small :P The white triangle panel was definitely an after-market sew-on to cover that fat ass, blech

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  23. Moe Tom

    May 2nd, 2012

    Greyscape stop it right now! Damn it. You’ll get hair on your palms

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  24. Dumbplumber

    May 2nd, 2012

    Let me guess. Change will take at least 35 multi-million dollar vacations, $250 trillion in unfunded liabilities and another $25 trillion in debt.

    There, that ought to do it.

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