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Change is Slow
Michelle Obama seems to have tried out a new campaign slogan at today’s fundraiser in Las Vegas.
“I’m not going to kid you,” the first lady said at the fundraiser, according to the pool report. “This journey is going to be long. And it’s going to be hard. And there are going to be plenty of twists and turns along the way. That’s how change always happens in this country. The reality is real change is slow and it never happens all at once.”
Seems like a winning slogan to me! “Change is slow.”
nobarack08
May 1st, 2012
fugly has a face.
I’m blind, as I gouge my eyes out!
Reggie Love
May 1st, 2012
Change is slow Chewie, and your ass s still a mile wide honey.
No wonder Barry likes it when I flex my glutes for him on the down low.
scribble
May 1st, 2012
Uh, I think those buttons are supposed to be fastened on the skirt. At least for a normal sized woman.
D-Bad
May 1st, 2012
She’s right, “…real change is slow and it never happens all at once.” Like her backdeck for instance. I’m thinking it took awhile to grow that thing, one Big Mac at a time.
scribble
May 1st, 2012
I’m guessing it took her at least 20 minutes to get into that skirt, unless they sewed it around her. And don’t expect to see it again because she will definitely have to be cut out of it. I can hear the firetruck sirens on their way now….
norman einstein
May 1st, 2012
Speaking of Moose…MOTUS featured BFH’s “FOURWORDS – Get the fu*k out” logo artwork today!
http://www.michellesmirror.com/
Cool! Thanks, MOTUS!
eternal cracker p
May 1st, 2012
she sure delivered.. the past 3.5 years have felt like a century. For frig sake.
Boobie the Racist Dog
May 1st, 2012
Is that a XXXL thong or a Depends®?
Chalupa
May 1st, 2012
Victoria’s Secret has a new Moose inspired line – Victoria’s Embarrassment.
Anonymous
May 1st, 2012
… “I’m not going to kid you,” the first lady said at the fundraiser, according to the pool report. “This journey is going to be long. And it’s going to be hard. And there are going to be plenty of twists and turns along the way. That’s how change always happens in this country. ”
WTF is this crap ?!?!
is ‘squatch & Teh Won planning our very own “great leap forward”?
I am so sick of this crap
Melody
May 1st, 2012
My Gawd, who dresses wQQkie? The road to hell is long and slow.
Melody
May 1st, 2012
Looks like she took a long and slow dump in her big azz drawers.
Moxie Man
May 1st, 2012
Is she smuggling sailboats?
Metprof
May 1st, 2012
Nice posture for a first lady.
conservative cowgirl
May 1st, 2012
She sounds like a Fabian socialist. They want the same results as the violent revolutionists, but just more gradual. So, could we call her Flabbyus Clunktator?
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/551569/socialism/276343/Fabian-socialism
Blink
May 1st, 2012
I’m hoping for real change that is lighting fast and happens all at once in November.
conservative cowgirl
May 1st, 2012
@Melody, apparently, she has never heard of Spanx or Fat Free Dressing underwear.
Free4Now
May 1st, 2012
Right! One step FØRWARD, Ten steps BARAKWARD.
Free4Now
May 1st, 2012
Tsk – should have been BARACKWARD
maryd
May 1st, 2012
What is she wearing?!
conservative cowgirl
May 2nd, 2012
@maryd, I think it is an expand-o dress that grows along with her ample posterior.
Nunya
May 2nd, 2012
Ever the Biden-worthy plagiarist, Mooch is actually channeling “the hated” George W. Bush’s magnificent speech post-9/11:
Americans should not expect one battle but a lengthy campaign (text of full speech at http://middleeast.about.com/od/usmideastpolicy/a/bush-war-on-terror-speech.htm, and JFYI HIS speech is just as relevant if not more so today)
And yeah, Mooch’s dress is WAY too small
The white triangle panel was definitely an after-market sew-on to cover that fat ass, blech
Moe Tom
May 2nd, 2012
Greyscape stop it right now! Damn it. You’ll get hair on your palms
Dumbplumber
May 2nd, 2012
Let me guess. Change will take at least 35 multi-million dollar vacations, $250 trillion in unfunded liabilities and another $25 trillion in debt.
There, that ought to do it.