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An iOwnTheWorld Classic Perennial, Our GreeNazi cover commemorating the religious fanatics that worship dirt and Gore on this day. A little trivia: This parody is actually the very first one worked on
and only the second to be published ever. (At that time as a contribution to The Peoples Cube.)

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  1. Diann

    April 22nd, 2012

    Stupid greenies bogarted my birthday and for that I will always despise them.

    Don’t let ‘em! Happy Birthday! – Irony

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  2. the aardvark

    April 22nd, 2012

    Lets all of us have a happy green weenie, baloney, BS, bogus so called earth day today. All so the lefties can really celebrate Lenins birthday. And Ira Einhorn is still a murderer, you know the guya who was supposedly a founder of earth day back in 1970. Me, I’ll be celebrating the day by working delivering flowers from here (Spokane) and up thru N. Idaho, over into western Montana and up to the Canadian border and home, approx. 470 mi. That oughta leave a fairly large carbon footprint. And I’ll probably fart as well just for good measure.

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  3. the aardvark

    April 22nd, 2012

    I meant guy but guya may be a pun about Gaia, who knows.

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  4. beachmom

    April 22nd, 2012

    We’ll turn all the tv’s in the house on and leave the lights on a little longer today. Maybe even go on all the sites that are carrying on about Earth Day and remind them about Ira Einhorn. :)-

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  5. cfm990

    April 22nd, 2012

    Happy Birth Day Diann.

    I will sacrifice a tree, in honor of your birthday.
    And as a double whammy, it will be a burnt offering. Nothing says best wishes, like carbon wafting into the atmosphere.

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  6. Nutjob

    April 22nd, 2012

    I got a brush pile I been meaning to burn, think thats a good enough offering or should I throw some tires on it?

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  7. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    April 22nd, 2012

    I know the fools talked about here, they are fools 24/7/365.

    But April 1st is April Fools Day and not the 22nd. Am I missing something? Is there an April Fools Month?

    You’re just an “April Fool” for believing in Earth Day because it’s crazy…and it’s in April. That’s all. – Irony

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  8. IronyCurtain

    April 22nd, 2012

    Another way to do your part:

    Whenever some company, site, or relative starts insulting your intelligence by pushing this Green Crap on you, look for their contact email. Send them a note of congratulations for STILL believing in this hoax and tell them they’ve won a complimentary issue of GreeNazi…and attach the parody to the email!

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  9. hanoverfist

    April 22nd, 2012

    Happy Birth Day Diann.

    Not sure what I’ll do for Earth Day but I’m
    sure it involves cooking a dead animal or 2
    on the grill.

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  11. GM Car Of The Future

    April 22nd, 2012

    I’m running my lawn mower and leaf-blower all day.
    I gave my wife the Suburban to go buy some lead ammo at Cabela’s.

    Happy Myth Day, hippies!

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  12. MAJ Mike

    April 22nd, 2012

    Watermelons!! That’s what they are!! Green on the outside, red on the inside!!!

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  13. the aardvark

    April 22nd, 2012

    And one other thing, have you noticed that lefties are generally the ones who fall for this bogus made up holiday, just like they also have Kwaanza etc. The rest of us celebrate real holidays like Christmas, Easter, Memorial Day, Independence Day on the 4th of July, Thanksgiving. I guess, if you don’t believe in anything and have a relativistic world view you’ll believe anything that does’nt have its roots in the Judeo-Christian tradition or American historical traditions. I feel sorry for them, but not too much. They’re the ones who’ve been suckered into believing this nonsense about Mother Earth etc.

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  14. norman einstein

    April 22nd, 2012

    That poster is timeless, Irony!

    For some fun, I just visited the ‘official’ Erff Day website.
    They have a “calculator” so you can determine how many (I kid you not) PLANETS it will take to sustain your lifestyle.

    It asks for your email, but you don’t have to give it to take the quiz.
    The questions are so stupid…e.g. “Do your have electricity in your home?”
    Anyway…I found that it will take 12.3 PLANETS to sustain my lifestyle. Try it, it’s fun:
    http://www.earthday.org/footprint-calculator

    Good tip! And why should they miss out? I just sent them a complimentary subscription to GreeNazi. – Irony

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  15. norman einstein

    April 22nd, 2012

    Happy Birthday, Diann!
    I think you should put lots of nice smoky candles on your cake in celebration!

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  16. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    April 22nd, 2012

    The Greenwashing of America continues.

    Ever notice that when they take a hit they lay low for a few months, then pop up with the same old dribble like it was new?

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  17. Dr. Tar

    April 22nd, 2012

    @Diann Happy Birthday and I hope you enjoy all the conveniences of a modern society while generating a humongous carbon footprint.

    I know I will.

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  18. Dan Ryan Galt

    April 22nd, 2012

    So these quotes from our betters were right all along?

    Link found at Doug Ross @ Journal

    http://www.mrc.org/media-reality-check/earth-day-special-medias-top-25-worst-environmental-quotes

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  19. reddecaesari

    April 22nd, 2012

    happy birthday diann

    in your honor, i will drive my pre-emissions standard car around town, leave the lights on in all starbucks after a toilet birthday flush salute.

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  20. MAJMike

    April 22nd, 2012

    Well, I plan on grilling NY Strip steaks on my charcoal grill (in about an 90 minutes or so), thus adding to the pollution of Ghia. Those steaks come from bovine quadrapeds who release large amounts of methene into the atmosphere (as do I), so perhaps there deaths will somewhat offset the CO2 emissions from my charcoal grill.

    As we grill, we will drink adult beverages produced by electrically powered devices and kept cold by yet another ozone producing device.

    My son will join us after having driven his 11 year old gasoline powered vehicle from college 50 miles away.

    Meanwhile, the a/c coolsour home to comfortable 74 degrees.

    Sounds like a plan.

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  21. conservative cowgirl

    April 22nd, 2012

    Happy Birthday, Diann!!

    I think we will celebrate your birthday by driving my son’s big, old Ford F100 (I call her Beaulah) into San Franfreako for some trap shooting!

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  22. Aunt Liz

    April 22nd, 2012

    Great work Mr. Irony Curtain!

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  23. conservative cowgirl

    April 22nd, 2012

    @norman einstein, I only need 7.1 planets. :( It looks like I will have to work harder to increase my planet usage! Starting today! Lol!

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  24. Menderman

    April 22nd, 2012

     
  25. Jerry Manderin

    April 22nd, 2012

    This poster is classic! “Mein Kampost.” BWAHAHAHA!!!

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  26. SheVee

    April 22nd, 2012

    NEW FOR EARTH DAY 2012!!!

    EPA solicits 6-word essay submissions celebrating Earth and EPA, not necessarily in that order:
    http://michellemalkin.com/2012/04/18/epa-earth/

    I’m so sick of the Greentards.

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  27. Menderman

    April 22nd, 2012

    What smelly hippies do on Earth day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G880gxjj9dI&feature=player_embedded
    ..

    What I do on Earth Day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy01t3w5hA8&feature=relmfu
    ..

    Make a hippie cry today, burn a tree!

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  28. Hawaiian

    April 22nd, 2012

    Happy 142nd Birthday Vlad Lenin!

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  29. ChiefIlliniCake

    April 22nd, 2012

    I just brushed my teeth and left the water running THE WHOLE TIME!

    And the toilet? Let’s just say the yellow wasn’t allowed to mellow wink wink.

    I do this for you. Happy Bearth Day, Diann.

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  30. LibertyMark

    April 22nd, 2012

    In honor of earth day, I am using power tools – especially my chain saw, burning all my lights, and spraying my weeds with Roundup.

    I may go for a drive in my SUV just for the helluvit, too.

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  31. Libra

    April 22nd, 2012

    That little Bobby, Jr. may be a bigger asshole than Al Gore which is no small accomplishment.

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  32. Moxie Man

    April 22nd, 2012

    GreeNazi is one of the best ever! It is “timeless”, which is unfortunate, because it means they’ve still got too many of the comrades stymied.

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  33. Moxie Man

    April 22nd, 2012

    I’m smoking a pork shoulder in my Traeger today. If the wind is just right, there will be a pig-scented Joe Btfsplk cloud hovering over my Libtard neighbor’s backyard all day.

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  34. ChiefIlliniCake

    April 22nd, 2012

    Moxie

    How do you like that Traeger?

    They have a roadshow going at Costco this weekend…

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  35. ChiefIlliniCake

    April 22nd, 2012

    Although Jim Sinegal of Costco is big Leftard…

    I’d rather buy one at Sam’s Club!

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  36. Moxie Man

    April 22nd, 2012

    @Chief – I got mine at a Costco Roadshow a few months back. I bought the Junior (my 1st foray into smoking). It was $299 ($100 less than list price. I love it – be sure to follow their instructions for pellets and pre-heating. If you can afford it, go for the Texan(?), that has a variable temperature control.

    Best purchase after that is a Maverick Remote meat thermometer ($39 at Bed Bath Beyond, 20% off if you sign up for their emails). It allows me to monitor internal temp, from inside the house and never having to open the smoker.

    Sorry to hijack the thread, but I’m just doing my part to promote healthy meat-eating. :)

    Enjoy

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  37. Moxie Man

    April 22nd, 2012

    Oops, the Junior has 3 temperature settings. Works great for me.

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  38. ChiefIlliniCake

    April 22nd, 2012

    MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MEAT!!!!

    Thanks Moxie. I’m saddling up now.

    You may now return to your regular thread, folks.

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  39. Ohio Dan

    April 22nd, 2012

    Brilliant Post!

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  40. conservative cowgirl

    April 22nd, 2012

    @Menderman, the smelly hippies video is comedy GOLD! LOLOL!

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  41. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    April 22nd, 2012

    Hey, remember that group, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement?

    Good news! It ain’t voluntary anymore.

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  42. Vinny

    April 22nd, 2012

    The best looking tree is a low-cut stump!

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  43. Zombie Jim Miller

    April 22nd, 2012

    @Vinny: “The best looking tree is a low-cut stump!”

    You ain’t kiddin’, brother.

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  44. Birdie Num Num

    April 22nd, 2012

    I posted a photo of a raging 80-dayold tire fire as my profile picture on facebook.

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  46. sara

    April 23rd, 2012

    I took the earth quiz and purposely chose every “correct” answer, vegan, no car, green house etc. Even with the “perfect” lifestyle the quiz says we would need 3.5 PLANETS to sustain life if everyone on earth lived that way. Bullshit.

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  47. Nunya

    April 24th, 2012

    Oh darn I missed deliberately forgot about Earth Day this weekend! Meh it was quiet here: just left the flat-screen TV and A/C on all day (even whilst I was napping) and ate a hughjass steak for dinner

    Happy Belated Diann!

    Say is there a thread where we can add our birthday or do we just email it to info@? Y’all missed mine for this year just sayin’ ;)

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  48. Nunya

    April 25th, 2012

    @ norman: thanks for the quiz that was fun! 6.1 planets for me, and my biggest consumption is food and shelter (and “Services” whatever that means)! Greentards won’t be happy ’til I’m starving and homeless… :(

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