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New Black Panthers Use Zimmerman Bounty For Trip To Disney World

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SANFORD, FLA – After receiving the news that George Zimmerman had been arrested for killing Trayvon Martin, the New Black Panther Party announced that they’ve retracted the $10,000 bounty they’d placed on Zimmerman’s head and will instead use the money for a trip to Disney World. Black Panther spokesman Mikhail Muhammad told reporters the revolutionary group will re-issue the bounty should George Zimmerman be acquitted of the charge. When a reporter inquired about his recent threats of a race war, Muhammad paused before answering.

“The race war has been put on hold until we return from Disney World,” he sighed. “It’s been a long and hard 400 years and nothing can ease the pain of repression like a visit with Mickey Mouse. When I get back I’ll be exploring race riot options with Al Sharpton and Spike Lee. Although I can assure you a race riot is imminent, at this point our timetable is open-ended.”

Anonymous sources close to the New Black Panther Party told the Daily Rash that not only was the group unable to raise the $10,000 bounty they offered for Zimmerman, but the sum total in their petty cash drawer was only $137.47.

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  1. Keith in Seattle

    April 17th, 2012

    what do you expect from a bunch of broke ass black men that can’t find a job.

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  2. DeniseVB

    April 17th, 2012

    Isn’t The Daily Rash an Onion-like site ?

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  3. hanoverfist

    April 17th, 2012

    Dont these clowns know WE hold our guns the right way?

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  4. the aardvark

    April 17th, 2012

    I see that they got not no takers on raising a bounty of $10,000 if all they could get was $137.47. They could have probably raised more money panhandling. What a bunch of losers. Too bad they didn’t take EBT cards!

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  5. Mary

    April 17th, 2012

    This article Is a joke, right?

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  6. CrustyB

    April 17th, 2012

    It wasn’t until the 2nd paragraph that I realized this was a joke. Only because the gap between reality and ludicrous fantasy is very narrow when it comes to the Black Panthers, today and in the 60s.

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  7. DavidD

    April 17th, 2012

    The article may be satire but, sadly, this part is only too believable:

    “Black Panther spokesman Mikhail Muhammad told reporters the revolutionary group will re-issue the bounty should George Zimmerman be acquitted of the charge.”

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  8. DeniseVB

    April 17th, 2012

    I wouldn’t put it past NBPP’s to reissue that bounty for an aquittal :( I enjoy snark, but this was too close to reality.

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  9. GI-had Joe

    April 17th, 2012

    90% of all murders of black men are committed by other black men. Why not a bounty on themselves. Like shooting ducks in a barrel. Idjits.

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  10. Millertime

    April 17th, 2012

    Cash Balance was $137.47

    Rasheed hit the drawer for a bag of Doritos and a 40oz malt liquor from that damn racist Korean corner store…new balance is $133.56

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  11. iamthegps

    April 17th, 2012

    It actually took me a bit to realize this was a parody… that makes me sad. :( You’d almost think it wasn’t, going by what they usually do… ^-^

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  12. Chalupa

    April 17th, 2012

    You’ve committed an illegal act against a civilian, you’ve made Al Sharpton look like an even bigger buffoon than he already is, you’ve made relations between the races even more toxic than they already were, you’ve angered the God of heaven whose Son is a fair complected Jew – now what are you going to do?

    We be goin’ ta Diddleyland!!

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  13. Nunya

    April 17th, 2012

    @ the coming race riot: so who’s got the over-under on NBPP vs KKK? Pass the popcorn!

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  14. TooMuchTime

    April 17th, 2012

    @Nunya — The democrats versus the democrats?

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  15. the aardvark

    April 17th, 2012

    Chalupa, is Diddleyland named after Bo Diddley or Walt Diddley or just plain Diddleysquat so these losers have a place to go where they don’t do diddley? Just askin?

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  16. Martha A. Durham

    April 17th, 2012

    Your acting like the White Supremist who terrorized your acestors. I guess you can be called the Black Supremist! Your acting just like them.

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  17. scr_north

    April 17th, 2012

    The article is a joke but damn, I’d like to see the Black Panthers flood into Disneyland, dressed in their combat fatigues etc. It may give the Disney execs (the ones that run ABC, HBO etc etc) a little taste of reaping what they sow.

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