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His Bank Account is In the Sh*tter
Police said a 49-year-old man tried to rob a central New York bank armed with a toilet plunger.
Utica police told local media outlets that Lawrence Deptola went into a city bank Thursday afternoon and threatened a teller with the plunger.
Your money or your clog!
Police responded after two other banks had previously called authorities about a suspicious man entering their buildings.
Deptola was arrested after a foot chase and charged with attempted third-degree robbery.
scr_north
April 15th, 2012
You wanna bet the progs will try to ban toilet plungers now or at the least create a toilet plunger registry.
mkultra
April 15th, 2012
I predict he’ll plead guilty to aggressive roto-rootering (a misdemeanor).
CrustyB
April 15th, 2012
If he got shot during the robbery attempt, would people around the country be marching with toilet plungers in their hands?
beezzer
April 15th, 2012
When they outlaw toilet plungers, only outlaws will have them.
GM Car Of The Future
April 15th, 2012
Be thankful Mr. Deptoilet didn’t bring a Drano Bomb.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/13/nypd-issues-warning-about-dangerous-and-explosive-drano-bombs/
Death_By_Farts
April 15th, 2012
I feel the most appropriate punishment would be cleaning the toilets in prison every day for the rest of his life.
His nickname shall be “Poopy”
Tim
April 15th, 2012
If he’da stuck a Baby Ruth on it, he mighta got some money.
boozy
April 15th, 2012
Hell…he voted for Obama…whada ya expect?
Maudie N Mandeville
April 15th, 2012
I Obama had a son….
cfm990
April 15th, 2012
Gimmie dat money or Ima buss a clog in yo ass
MAJMike
April 15th, 2012
Is the action that the New Black Panther Party called for?
Stirrin the B.S.
April 15th, 2012
He heard that the bank’s revenues were plunging, so he just wanted to git him sum before there was none left!
FreeMan - Tax Slave
April 15th, 2012
Stand back, it is loaded and he knows how to use it.
Death_By_Farts – How about Poop Doggy dog. Or Poo Shitty.
Frosteetoes
April 15th, 2012
That guy is 49? He doesn’t even look like a guy in his 30′s.
Chuck U Farley
April 15th, 2012
Egad! Not another Obama relative!