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Police said a 49-year-old man tried to rob a central New York bank armed with a toilet plunger.

Utica police told local media outlets that Lawrence Deptola went into a city bank Thursday afternoon and threatened a teller with the plunger.

Your money or your clog!

Police responded after two other banks had previously called authorities about a suspicious man entering their buildings.

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Deptola was arrested after a foot chase and charged with attempted third-degree robbery.

» 15 Comments

  1. scr_north

    April 15th, 2012

    You wanna bet the progs will try to ban toilet plungers now or at the least create a toilet plunger registry.

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  2. mkultra

    April 15th, 2012

    I predict he’ll plead guilty to aggressive roto-rootering (a misdemeanor).

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  3. CrustyB

    April 15th, 2012

    If he got shot during the robbery attempt, would people around the country be marching with toilet plungers in their hands?

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  4. beezzer

    April 15th, 2012

    When they outlaw toilet plungers, only outlaws will have them.

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  5. GM Car Of The Future

    April 15th, 2012

     
  6. Death_By_Farts

    April 15th, 2012

    I feel the most appropriate punishment would be cleaning the toilets in prison every day for the rest of his life.

    His nickname shall be “Poopy”

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  7. Tim

    April 15th, 2012

    If he’da stuck a Baby Ruth on it, he mighta got some money.

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  8. boozy

    April 15th, 2012

    Hell…he voted for Obama…whada ya expect?

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    April 15th, 2012

    I Obama had a son….

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  10. cfm990

    April 15th, 2012

    Gimmie dat money or Ima buss a clog in yo ass

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  11. MAJMike

    April 15th, 2012

    Is the action that the New Black Panther Party called for?

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    April 15th, 2012

    He heard that the bank’s revenues were plunging, so he just wanted to git him sum before there was none left!

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  13. FreeMan - Tax Slave

    April 15th, 2012

    Stand back, it is loaded and he knows how to use it.

    Death_By_Farts – How about Poop Doggy dog. Or Poo Shitty.

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  14. Frosteetoes

    April 15th, 2012

    That guy is 49? He doesn’t even look like a guy in his 30′s.

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  15. Chuck U Farley

    April 15th, 2012

    Egad! Not another Obama relative!

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