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Al Sharpton Interviews Pilot of Navy Jet That Crashed Into Apartment Building
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA – One of the two pilots of the Navy F-18 jet that crashed into a Virginia apartment building on Friday appeared on MSNBC’sPolitics Nation with host Al Sharpton. The pilots were able to eject from the aircraft before it crashed into the apartment complex, engulfing several buildings in flames. During his interview the pilot expressed heartfelt remorse about the crash. Following is a transcript of the show.
AL SHARPTON: I appreciate you have accepted our gracious inquest in your time of great need.
BARTHOLOMEW: I’m sorry?
AL SHARPTON: Now, I must tell my audience that you have asked me to call you Bart-a ?
BARTHOLOMEW: Bartholomew
AL SHARPTON: Can you clarify for my audience why you’re not using your real name? Is this not America?
BARTHOLOMEW: I agreed to the interview on the condition that my identity remain anonymous.
AL SHARPTON: What does being an Adonis have to do with crashing your plane into an innocent apartment building?
BARTHOLOMEW: Pardon?
AL SHARPTON: Mr. Bartha?
BARTHOLOMEW: Bartholomew
AL SHARPTON: How ’bout I just call you Bert?
BARTHOLOMEW: Sure
AL SHARPTON: Now, Bert, I want you to be honest because you’re on live TV and I want to ask you, were you texting on your cellphone when you crashed the plane?
BARTHOLOMEW: No, of course not.
AL SHARPTON: No defense, but when Al Sharpton investigates a story the hard questions are gonna be heard.
BARTHOLOMEW: I understand. No uh, defense taken.
[SNIP] LOL
Noah
April 9th, 2012
Then promptly called pilot racist for trying to take out black people in the complex.
Noah
April 9th, 2012
No Defense.. really??? Not I don’t mean to offend you.?
Al Sharpton proving MSNBC will put any moronic idiot on T.V. for a hour.
Do you think Al’s show is a tax deduction?
Joecondor
April 9th, 2012
“you have accepted our gracious inquest”
Normally the use of the term ‘inquest’ refers to the investigation of a suspicious death.
Considering the source though, it was probably the most impressive ‘impotant’ word in the Rev’s media handbook.
Moxie Man
April 9th, 2012
Is Professor Irwin Corey his speech coach?
Joecondor
April 9th, 2012
LOL…just read the rest of the interview!
Nunya
April 9th, 2012
Musta been a white plane that crashed into a black building…why else would a race hustler like Sharpton need to insert himself in this?
(sorry folks rough week last and this, and I’m feeling pissy)
Birdie Num Num formerly known as Cliff Weismeyer
April 9th, 2012
“Idiocracy” is here.
Zonga
April 9th, 2012
He is a very sarcastic man.
I’d say Sharpton should be on stage, his act taped before a live audience, like other comedians.
hanoverfist
April 9th, 2012
Fly you much?
Anonymous
April 9th, 2012
Sharpton sounds more lucid than usual in this interview.
mkultra
April 9th, 2012
I am highly insinuated and ensalted that you do a grate man like Sharpton like dat.
Zonga
April 9th, 2012
Good show.
bobdog
April 9th, 2012
Mother of God. That man is an idiot.
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
April 9th, 2012
The dailyrash.com has proven that when it comes to Al Sharpton, it is virtually impossible to write a satirical piece that is truly understood to be satire.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
April 9th, 2012
I read it and if it weren’t a fact that it was satire, I could totally see Sharpton doing this interview. Hilarious!
Stirrin the B.S.
April 9th, 2012
So yer sayin that Rev Al doesn’t meet Joe Biden’s high standards to be POTUS – namely, he isn’t an articulate, bright and clean black man.
Efficacy
April 9th, 2012
Wyatt, you be speakin the Truth Ruth & Fact Jack – nye impossible to use the variety of malapropisms and basic BS as the Rev Al.
If he wasn’t such a piece of sh!t, this would be an authentic hardy-har-har.
Nutjob
April 9th, 2012
I knew it was satire when no money was mentioned.
General Ripper
April 9th, 2012
There is NO WAY that was the Irreverend Al Dullton. HE SOUNDED TOO LITERATE. Al Sharpton is a lot dumber and more poorly spoken than that guy masquerading as Al Dullton.
Pickled Liver
April 10th, 2012
Stupid we much?