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Home - by - April 8, 2012 - 08:54 America/New_York - 31 Comments

Easter Sunday. Here’s the homepage of a popular search engine site today, you know – the folks who honor the 1,687th birthday of the guy who invented the Church Fart with a clever graphic and a thousand links. It’s just little their way of saying, “F#@& Off, Christians…in your face!”

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  1. I'm Your Huckleberry

    April 8th, 2012

    hey google…, google THIS, assholes

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  2. Twellsy

    April 8th, 2012

    This is why I use Bing. At least they have fuzzy bunnies on their page.

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  3. Bruce

    April 8th, 2012

    On other days:

    Apr 4, 2012

    Senegal Independence Day 2012

    Apr 1, 2012

    13th Anniversary of the 4 unit VLT telescope: Antu, Kueyen, Melipal and Yepun

    Mar 27, 2012

    Mies van der Rohe’s 126th Birthday

    Mar 23, 2012

    Juan Gris’ 125th Birthday

    Mar 20, 2012

    First Day of Spring 2012

    Mar 20, 2012

    First Day of Fall 2012

    Mar 20, 2012

    Persian New Year 2012

    Mar 20, 2012

    Tunisia National Day 2012

    http://www.google.com/doodles/finder/2012/All%20doodles

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  4. Annie

    April 8th, 2012

    To google: well that really changes things.

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  5. joe

    April 8th, 2012

    I use another search engine now. I was having a lot of interference in Glenn Beck broadcasts with Google. Don’t have that anymore.

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  6. I Luv Bacon

    April 8th, 2012

    Boycott Godless, soulless, bastards.

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  7. Rightwingfeather

    April 8th, 2012

    Wow. Any suggestions on a new search engine?

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  8. Ornery1

    April 8th, 2012

    No worries they will surely make up for the oversight on May Day.

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  9. John Difool

    April 8th, 2012

    Google does however acknowledge Ramadan

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  10. Nordic

    April 8th, 2012

    I’ve been using duckduckgo.com for quite some time now. Does the job nicely.

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  11. super toe

    April 8th, 2012

    “If the world hates you, remember it hated Me
    first”.
    John 15:18

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  12. GM Car Of The Future

    April 8th, 2012

    The last time Google acknowledged Easter was 2000.

    http://www.google.com/doodles/happy-easter-2000

    The last time I used Google (before today) was 2009.

    May they rot in Cyber Hell. :eek:

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  13. Mr.Gates

    April 8th, 2012

    I’m going to try bing for a while. Any other suggestions?

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  14. sandybanks

    April 8th, 2012

    I’ve been using

    https://ixquick.com/

    for several years. Like it. They do not save your IP address

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  15. Name Redacted™

    April 8th, 2012

    I use Yahoo most of the time, just to not use Google.

    There’s another one I use sometimes called “GoodSearch,” which allows you to pick a charity which receives a stipend for your searches. I should switch back to it permanently:

    http://www.goodsearch.com/

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  16. Joycebo

    April 8th, 2012

    I also switched to Bing over a year ago when Google didn’t commemorate Veterans Day or Memorial Day. Made me crazy !
    Bing shows flags on our patriotic holidays. What a concept !

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  17. Mr.Gates

    April 8th, 2012

    Thanks for the suggestions. Here’s a huge list of search engines: http://www.thesearchenginelist.com/

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  18. Hawaiian

    April 8th, 2012

    They never do anything on Christmas Day either, just a “Happy Holidays” on the 23rd.

    They always remember Lenin’s Birthda…..errrrr, I mean, Earth Day.

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  19. mkultra

    April 8th, 2012

    Amen, super toe. The world hates Jesus for two main reasons. One is that he testifies that its works are evil (John 7:7). The second is that he rejects the popular ‘there are many ways to God’ philosophy by plainly stating ‘No man comes to the Father except through me’ (John 14:6).

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  20. RANDO

    April 8th, 2012

    Wow. Seems like they could have used a couple of colored eggs to replace the O’s without too much trouble…

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  21. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    April 8th, 2012

    I use BING, but the best they could do is throw in 3 bunnies with twitchy noses. Maybe next year they’ll throw in a lamb or something. Lol

    But yeah, they’re patriotic at least. Can’t say that for g00gle.

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  22. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    April 8th, 2012

    Thanks for the other “Search” suggestions, guys.

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  23. TooMuchTime

    April 8th, 2012

    Another search engine to use is Dogpile. It actually searches a lot of other search engines to come up with many more results.

    My problem is that my blog is on Blogspot which is Google. And so is YouTube. It’s difficult to get away from them. But I’m thinking of moving my blog to my own website and using DailyMotion or Vimeo as my video repository.

    Google can rot in hell.

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  24. RANDO

    April 8th, 2012

    Anybody have an opinion on Mozilla/Firefox?

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  25. Bob M.

    April 8th, 2012

    Ok… for HOW long now have I called beer gOOgles, the electronic anti-Christ?!?! Hint: YEARS (plural).

    The defense, rests. >:-(

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  26. 99th Squad Leader

    April 8th, 2012

    Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that Jesus is Lord – Philippians 2:9-10(KJV), including Google.

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  27. Robert Fine

    April 8th, 2012

    That’s why I avoid using any of their products. You have to vote with your pocketbook and your feet.

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  28. scr_north

    April 8th, 2012

    @Mr. Gates; Interesting list. It looks like Google put it together though (some of the comments are pretty snarky except for the description of Google). I’ve been using Bing more and more often. I’m not a real fan of MicroSoft but it’s like of like the choice of lesser evils.

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  29. Woody

    April 8th, 2012

    I was going to send them an email and ask the reason why and see what bull shit answer I’d get, but cannot find one. Do the jackasses even have a working email?

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  30. Blacksmith8✡

    April 9th, 2012

    Shake the dust from your feet as testimony against them.

    Jesus said vote with your feet.

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  31. Snowball the Sourpuss

    April 9th, 2012

    Oh, but today they’re commemorating Eadweard J. Muybridge’s 182nd B-day….

    Fuck ‘em.

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