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Tiger beats Santa.
Tiger: Eleven HOS and countin’

Santa: only three HOS.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

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“You Know You’re Gonna Try It”

If you mean shaggin’ blondes, OK. But if I get a Big Bertha up my butt from the little woman, I’m calling dibs on IronyCurtain’s room over the garage.

Deal?

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Highest score I could get wa 69…that calls for a drink!

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You have no Big Bertha worries Ralph !

The “little woman” gave away your new Callaway clubs last week after she heard you’ve been hiding the Yule Log with cousin Virginia.

I think you’re yelling “OH…YES, VIRGINIA…” in your sleep tipped her off.

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Maybe the second times the charm

It’s the lie of the tiger, it’s the cause of the fight
Driving off fromthe challenge of his wife Oh
And the iron wielding wife stalks her prey in the night
And she’s swinging because of the LIE … of the Tiger

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WTF…that was RALPH in the red suit and white beard??? I suspected that answer to my letter to the newspaper was a crock of crap all along.

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Lennie well gone beats algore’s mumble

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well done

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I got a 69 too. Does that mean anything?

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I got 161! Woot!

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Mary M. after happy hour, my score did improve. I’m now up to 92.

Single Malt Scotch…Breakfast of Champions!

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Karnak- answer- Tally Ho. question- what does Tiger really do with his scorecards?

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Tiger, Tiger burning bright

’cause your bride has you in a fright

and you try to escape into the night

but she whacked you with all her might

now repentance you will do

and never more get a strange screw

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He better learn to sleep with one eye open…Remember John Wayne Bobbit??? I remember when Bobbit was just a noun…Now it’s also a VERB!

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Sorry I won’t be available today. I’m frantically barricading that room over the garage.

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Whether it means anything would depend on your gender

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Not touching any keys nets a time of 53. If you hit everything you get a 20. Hey it’s a golf game, right? Lowest score wins.

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I understand that Tiger wants to lower his profile, so he is changing his nickname from Tiger to Cheetah.

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