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She’s just middle aged now and hasn’t had the surgery like her contemporaries who are around the same age.

As for Buscemi, as creepy looking as he is there is still something about him that makes him hot.

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Steve Buscemi doing Old Spice commercials? LOLOLOL!!

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No argument here, I can’t recall a time that I ever referred to SJP — a.k.a. “Horse Face” — as “pretty”

Minor correction though: considering that SJP is the same age as me (47), SHE IS NOT OLD! However, Brooke Shields is also the same age as me and SJP, is also a model like SJP, but unlike SJP (or me) does look very pretty (still)

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She did not age well. I’m two years older and I even I look younger than she does.

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I guess she got tired having to use a jackhammer every night to remove all of the make up we’re used to seeing on her.

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@historicus – and you probably aren’t a size zero (which is a good thing!) extremely thin women show their age earlier. I’m a healthy weight (size 8) and often get told I look 10 years younger. My super skinny friends look their age and then some.

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I have no idea why my “eight” turned into a smiley face…

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Maybe ole leatherneck shoud try some saddle soap followed up with saddle oil.

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[You just told all the creepy guys exactly what they want to hear.]

I’ve been known to be eccentric and peculiar.

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Huh? Steve Buscemi isn’t Jamaican.

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I could never figure out how SHE got the lead part in that chick flick series, when Kim Cattrall and that brunette were in the cast.
But then, considering the “audience” I suppose they loved her because she WAS such an ugly duckling.

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@janey – I don’t know why you’re 8 turned into a smiley face either, but you are probably right about the size difference. I suspect having to stay rail thin as an actress/model is taking it’s toll.

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Janey, my wife and I were talking about ratings and the conversation came around to me giving my 56 yr old wife “a good, solid ’8′”. When I asked her what she would give me, the answer was ‘a divorce.’
Woman has no sensa yuma.

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Oh, yeah, the pictures: all I can say is:
WWWHHHIINEEhehehehe – snorrrrt!

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Those pics of her tell me her body is probably really skinny. Fashion designer love the way clothes hang on skinny bodies.

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we can all agree that youth is fleeting.
she isn’t attractive BUT will give her a medal for not altering her face with surgery etc.

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I remember “Square Pegs.” She used to be cute, and I found her popularity encouraging, because, well, I also have a prominent nose. But she’s not aging well, and it’s because she is so freaking scrawny. That she’s being somehow held up as an example of natural beauty–for these pictures, and not the product endorsement shots where she’s been airbrushed into someone completely different–is a bit hard to take.

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If she and John Kerry had a kid, it would look like Jeff Dunham’s Jose Jalapeno: http://www.jeffdunham.com/#/jose .

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Wyatt and I.C You guys made my day!

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@Irony Curtain: Matthew Broderick’s not aging well either. He’s suffering from Billy Crystal bloat.

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Look at those cheek bones, look at the clavicles. The woman is doing smack.

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I don’t know if she’s very bright, either.
Back when the dreaded “Y2K” was looming, I saw her on one of the late night talk shows. She said she was afraid something might go wrong with the banks, so she withdrew all her money and put it “somewhere safe”. Then she forgot where she put it.
No shit.

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I liked her in LA Story as the dizzy blonde with the big cans.

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Like Nunya, I’ve referred to SJP as Horseface for years. Can’t stand the dumb c**t!

And like Rosie O’Donnell, the ugliness inside her shows right on through to the outside.

Remember the time Parker was whining about her “poor” relatives needing gubmint handouts and someone asked her, “You’re rich! Why don’t YOU help them out?” (followed by the sound of crickets chirping….)

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Hate to say it but I still like her! At least we haven’t had to listen to her tell us how wonderful it is on the dark side!

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She has a very pleasant, feminine voice……and that’s about it….

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Tell me her politics, then I’ll tell you if she’s attractive or not.

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“A fresh-faced Sarah Jessica Parker perfects the art of minimal make-up with a small splash of colour”

I would suggest a touch of embalming fluid.

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I get the Parker gist, but why the picture of Jay Leno in between?

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Now, now,let’s be nice! I think she is a fantastic model -a near perfect poster girl for why picking up chicks while drunk is a very bad idea. You might find yourself waking up the next morning next to her!

“I meet you at the Hotel Delavin
I asked you up to my room
and we had a little sin
The next morning when I woke up
my dog said to me,
Harry, what the hell did you drag in!?”

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I have NEVER understood why so many people think she’s sexy. UglY? No, not really, she looks like a real person, but sexy? Not at all.

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There’s always this Onion classic:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/from-horseface-to-household-name,10316/

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What the hell did she do with all those Dalmatians?

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Ralph, she made a dog fur coat out of them.

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Is she a vegan, or…alien?

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While I agree she’s not perfect, few women are. Her politics and personality are also rather grating, and she may not be the sharpest spoon in the drawer; However, I’d take SJP EVERY TIME, if offered her or that Kardashian monster.

+1

its Witchie-Poo

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Moon Man in the toy car cracked me up. Excellent reference!

+1

If I had any fear of looking haggish, you just made it all better.

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Is she really only 47 years old?

+1

SJP…Why the long face?

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Wow, If they ever remake ‘ wizard of oz ‘ she definitely wicked witch of the west material!

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I think she is starting to look like Wayland Flower’s Madame.
I guess her and Brodrick can do that as a new act on Broadway.

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I never could figure out how she was so successful. ??? It heartens me that BFH and other guys here never did find her attractive. She never was beautiful–just skinny.

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