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Obama’s Son Would Not Look Like Trayvon

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WASHINGTON (BHN) –  A campaigning President Barack Obama weighed in Friday on the shooting of unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin, claiming the boy looked like his son – if he had one.

“My main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin. You know, if I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon,” the President said.

A prominent scientist was quick to disagree, saying the spawn of Barack and Michelle Obama would look nothing like Trayvon Martin. The California geneticist posted the below image to show exactly what an Obama boy of Trayvon’s age would actually look like.

My comments: Holy Pope-on-a-rope, talk about justifiable homicide!

 

Trayvon Obama

Geneticist’s rendition of Barack and Michelle Obama’s son

 

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» 18 Comments

  1. Friend of the family

    March 25th, 2012

    No zoo will have it.

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  2. reddecaesari

    March 25th, 2012

    don’t argue with a scientist.

    you are on a rolllllllllll

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  3. CrustyB

    March 25th, 2012

    Given his mother’s breeding habits, Obama’s kid could come out looking like almost anything.

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  4. mkultra

    March 25th, 2012

    he’s probably hung like his mother.

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  5. ChiefIlliniCake

    March 25th, 2012

    Every time I visit Big Hairy I laugh my balls off as I simultaneously feel like a major line has been crossed. Which tells me that their balance is just about right.

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  6. Chunkdog

    March 25th, 2012

    That has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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  7. ChiefIlliniCake

    March 25th, 2012

    I heard that Malia O. had the Secret Service dole out sizable tips to sex performers after today’s Jell-O shot/Donkey Show extravaganza.

    I don’t know about you folks, but when I was on Spring Break when I was thirteen (in my mind) we barely had the cash to slip pesos, let alone greenbacks, into “the talent’s” banana slings.

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  8. John

    March 25th, 2012

    The Chupacabra revealed!

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  9. Truthsayer221

    March 25th, 2012

    It would be more believable for Obama to have an authentic American birth certificate than to believe he could produce even one Y chromosome. This post however is a bit “over the top.” This punk is beat, we can fight him with honor instead of reckless banter. This entire faux Presidency needs to be exposed with the risk of not doing so, resulting in the voluntary sacrifice of our God given freedom! All we need is the TRUTH!

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  10. Grandpa

    March 26th, 2012

    A $10,000 NFL bounty for a knock out football hit is bad.

    A $10,000 NBP bounty for George Zimmerman Dead or Alive is, well, (((crickets)))

    It takes an odd kind of pretzel logic to reconcile a Black Panther rally with “Stop the Killing” signs, while passing out Wanted Dead or Alive flyers?

    Must just be me…. :(

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  11. geofraz

    March 26th, 2012

    What I am truly curious about is by what criteria does Al “Chasing A Cadillac Driven By A White Lady Wearing Pearls Who Just Blew Exhaust Pipe Smoke On A Young Black Man” Sharpton decide a ‘Hate Crime’ has been comitted?!

    Rhetorical question. I know that Al believes that anything involving ‘harm against a black person by a white person’ is a HATE Crime! But the opposite has never been true or persued by Sharpton. Its not his concern. Why? Because he is not about racial equality and fairness, but black progression and even superiority!

    Soooo… why do we flinch at doing the same? Because we’ve been conditioned in school, at work and through liberal media to do so out of someone’s “white guilt”.

    Are you getting as tired of it as I am? Well the first step is to defeat Obama in 2012. The rest we’ll talk about later (if you have a strong enough stomach).

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  12. geofraz

    March 26th, 2012

    @Grandpa ~ The so called “Black Panthers” are now as always a racist hate mongering group that cannot excuse, through any amount of finger pointing, their racist, hateful and often violent attitudes towards non-black persons.

    But what they can, and will do is allow white folk to return (guilt-free) to the days of the Klan! Yep. And since there are 5 times as many white folk and our racist organizational violence is unprecedented, I they the “Black Panthers” should consider treading a little more lightly as well as Louie Farakhan!

    But, what do I know with my measily phd in sociology.

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  13. Alxandro

    March 26th, 2012

    I doubt Obama would even let that thug in the White House if he ever came calling for Malia.

    Speaks for itself….
    http://i40.tinypic.com/29y0ig.jpg

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  14. old_oaks

    March 26th, 2012

    He had another kid this weekend!!!

    Only this time it was a white mattress that shot the kid.

    Should have used velcro I guess.

    CHICAGO – Authorities said a 4-year-old girl has been hospitalized after she was struck by a bullet when a gun hidden between two mattresses at her Chicago home discharged as she was jumping on the bed.

    Chicago police spokesman Darryl Baety said the girl is in good condition after treatment for an ankle injury.

    She was at home early Saturday when she jumped on the bed. Authorities said the gun discharged and a bullet hit the child.

    Police charged the 21-year-old boyfriend of the girl’s mother on Sunday and he was taken into custody.

    Jarquise Upton (LOL!) faces several charges, including one count of misdemeanor theft of lost or mislaid property. He is due in bond court on Monday.

    A listed phone number for Upton would not take messages Monday. It was immediately unclear if he had an attorney.

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/26/chicago-girl-hospitalized-after-gun-in-mattress-fires/#ixzz1qEUfwcJ1

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  15. RANDO

    March 26th, 2012

    It’s funny because it’s true!

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  16. Goldenfoxx

    March 26th, 2012

    That rendition of Obummers kid is perfect. It fits, big teeth and big ears. Under Obummer care, us taxpayers will be paying up the ass for his plastic surgery. Damn that’s one ugly kid, give him a banana.

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  17. beachmom

    March 26th, 2012

    Is she Gollum’s sister?

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  18. norman einstein

    March 26th, 2012

    We should be thankful that it’s just a ‘close-up’ and not a full length shot.
    I’m picturing an ass the size of Alaska parked on a pair of bird legs.

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