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Highlights of Michelle’s Appearance on David Letterman
I’m sure you saw Michelle Obama’s appearance on David Letterman’s show. After all, it’s mandatory under Obamacare.
However, if you’re now a felon fleeing justice, I’ll recap a few of the highlights so you can squeak by with “reasonable doubt” during your trial:
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* Her embarrasingly effusive praise for Frank J.’s “brilliant scholarly research” on her husband.
* The awkward silence after she joked that “America’s not ready for a white First Lady.”
* Her admission that she and Oprah are actually the same person.
* That whole “being carried onto the stage by shirtless Secret Service agents” thing.
* When she snuck out halfway through the interview because of an uncontrollable urge to shop at Target.
* Those clips of her in the Green Room, throttling interns while screaming “where the f@#$ are my tamales?”
Plain Jane
March 22nd, 2012
Golly, I missed her performance.
FreeMan - Remember
March 22nd, 2012
Mailman who?
Did he hit on her?
old_oaks
March 22nd, 2012
Totally missed Letterman.
Where do I and whom do I owe the fine?
serfer62
March 22nd, 2012
Is he still alive?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
March 22nd, 2012
LOL. Damn. They’re gonna have to prescribe TV through 0bamacare to make us watch Letterman.
mkultra
March 22nd, 2012
I know this is satire because she has no ‘Paris Hilton’ shot. A John Holmes shot, yes. Paris Hilton shot, noooooo.
99th Squad Leader
March 22nd, 2012
Slept right through another Queen Mooch late night tv appearance.
Moxie Man
March 22nd, 2012
Did she take up the whole couch?
Racist
March 22nd, 2012
Either Rush or Glenn today brought up a stunning little observation that I had never realized before. Obama had NEVER set foot inside the US Mainland before coming here for college!!!
TortillapetePs
March 23rd, 2012
Shave a wookie and see Michelle…
The Doktor
March 23rd, 2012
TWO Douche Bags on one stage!?!?
The smell of vinegar was over-fuking-whelming!
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Angrymike
March 23rd, 2012
Who is this Letterhead..er man of which you speak?
Noodengr
March 23rd, 2012
How about the top ten reasons not to watch the first wookie on letterman?
I will get it started with
10. I have enough nightmares to deal with without seeing those two before I fall asleep.
mkultra
March 23rd, 2012
9. She was funnier in the Patterson Footage.
Cruisin' Cat
March 23rd, 2012
I thought she was going to feature a healthy cooking segment…
Son of Bob
March 23rd, 2012
8. Because once someone actually sees Bigfoot sit down and do an interview on TV, there’s no more mystery.
The Doktor
March 23rd, 2012
7. He’s not wearing any pants!!
Ho Buster
March 23rd, 2012
Littleman and Mooch get it on together ! WOW bet that was a wrestling scene HeH . Who ended up at superiour position ???.were two by fours need to keep from falling in ????