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Highlights of Michelle’s Appearance on David Letterman

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I’m sure you saw Michelle Obama’s appearance on David Letterman’s show. After all, it’s mandatory under Obamacare.

However, if you’re now a felon fleeing justice, I’ll recap a few of the highlights so you can squeak by with “reasonable doubt” during your trial:

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* Her embarrasingly effusive praise for Frank J.’s “brilliant scholarly research” on her husband.
* The awkward silence after she joked that “America’s not ready for a white First Lady.”

* Her admission that she and Oprah are actually the same person.

* That whole “being carried onto the stage by shirtless Secret Service agents” thing.

* When she snuck out halfway through the interview because of an uncontrollable urge to shop at Target.

* Those clips of her in the Green Room, throttling interns while screaming “where the f@#$ are my tamales?”

 

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  1. Plain Jane

    March 22nd, 2012

    Golly, I missed her performance.

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  2. FreeMan - Remember

    March 22nd, 2012

    Mailman who?

    Did he hit on her?

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  3. old_oaks

    March 22nd, 2012

    Totally missed Letterman.

    Where do I and whom do I owe the fine?

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  4. serfer62

    March 22nd, 2012

    Is he still alive?

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    March 22nd, 2012

    LOL. Damn. They’re gonna have to prescribe TV through 0bamacare to make us watch Letterman.

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  6. mkultra

    March 22nd, 2012

    I know this is satire because she has no ‘Paris Hilton’ shot. A John Holmes shot, yes. Paris Hilton shot, noooooo.

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  7. 99th Squad Leader

    March 22nd, 2012

    Slept right through another Queen Mooch late night tv appearance.

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  8. Moxie Man

    March 22nd, 2012

    Did she take up the whole couch?

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  9. Racist

    March 22nd, 2012

    Either Rush or Glenn today brought up a stunning little observation that I had never realized before. Obama had NEVER set foot inside the US Mainland before coming here for college!!!

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  10. TortillapetePs

    March 23rd, 2012

    Shave a wookie and see Michelle…

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  11. The Doktor

    March 23rd, 2012

    TWO Douche Bags on one stage!?!?
    The smell of vinegar was over-fuking-whelming!

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  13. Angrymike

    March 23rd, 2012

    Who is this Letterhead..er man of which you speak?

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  14. Noodengr

    March 23rd, 2012

    How about the top ten reasons not to watch the first wookie on letterman?

    I will get it started with

    10. I have enough nightmares to deal with without seeing those two before I fall asleep.

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  15. mkultra

    March 23rd, 2012

    9. She was funnier in the Patterson Footage.

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  16. Cruisin' Cat

    March 23rd, 2012

    I thought she was going to feature a healthy cooking segment…

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  17. Son of Bob

    March 23rd, 2012

    8. Because once someone actually sees Bigfoot sit down and do an interview on TV, there’s no more mystery.

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  18. The Doktor

    March 23rd, 2012

    7. He’s not wearing any pants!!

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  19. Ho Buster

    March 23rd, 2012

    Littleman and Mooch get it on together ! WOW bet that was a wrestling scene HeH . Who ended up at superiour position ???.were two by fours need to keep from falling in ????

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