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The Xceptionals

Great Satan’s Girlfriend

They travel in packs -  more like a posse really – drop dead hot and built like M1 panzers. Deploying a motto of “Hey ya’ll! Watch this!!” with a cruel code best understood as “Guys have feelings too? Like, who cares!!”

Infamous, avec a built in magical ability to angle their Vic Sec bods to create other angles, smashing fashion, More cunning than intellect”l,  they are highly desirable high dollar high maintenance high timing arm candy.

Easily distinguished in weapons range -some cats never recover from truly innocent encounters, mac, pine, plead and obsess in repeated attempts to interject themselves in the posse’s bizzy bizzy somewhat crazy assetted life. The posse constantly maintains air superiority with dramalicious drama (often self inflicted) in amazing amounts whenever the need – or even opportunity arises.

They are the exceptionals!

May such chiz be applied into the realm of the diplopolititary?

Oh! It is so!

Great Satan’s birthright as a nation of immigrants that magically created the first modern ‘democrazy’ are sweetly mirrored imaged in Little Satan, Canada and Australia – indeed – a one of a kind posse of “exceptionals”.

Like the posse prose”d abovethe Exceptionals are highly visible on the world stage

Tolerant, egalitarian über literate societies with a penchant for periodic, transparent elections, a free uncensored press, a nat’l treasury under public scrutiny, a military under civie control, an independent judiciary under elected gov oversight and the ability to enforce Writ of State.

Nearly every nation on earth looks to the past. Past glories — like when France had Napoleon driving them to empire – or when Persia ruled the known world – or when Palestine stretched from  Atlas Mountains to Taiwan (just teasing on the last one there).

Or, nations look to past injustices – Like when Deutschland lost her empire at Versailles or like when Palestine lost her goodies as a desperate Little Satan absorbed surprise blitzes, counter attacked and acquired real estate booty in not one, but several real wars. Or when a gigantic Syria was cut down to smaller, bite size bits
The Exceptionals exceptionally look to the future. No holy tribal turf, no sacred bloodlines, and no past grievances.

The Exceptionals have shed blood in every corner of the globe, usually in defense of someone elses freedom — the ultimate in humanitarianism.

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» 40 Comments

  1. Sarthurk

    March 20th, 2012

    WTF?

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  2. Corona

    March 20th, 2012

    Sarthurk stole my thunder. So I just gotta say…what the zam hell are you talking about. If Dennis Miller were here he’d launch where I left off. And I’d love to read that instead of this emo rendition of a post.

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  3. Moe Tom

    March 20th, 2012

    Sarthurk/Corona beat me to it.

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  4. Sarthurk

    March 20th, 2012

    Sorry Corona. Yeah, I can almost hear Dennis talking right now. What would Breitbart say?

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  5. Corona

    March 20th, 2012

    Heh heh.

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  6. Moxie Man

    March 20th, 2012

    It reads like some of the web pages I get redirected to when I’m searching for porn.

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  7. Corona

    March 20th, 2012

    OWS porn?

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  8. Burrth Cirle of Hell

    March 20th, 2012

    Semi Literacy = Demon in the sack.

    Besides, they embrace Evil and Emily the Strange.

    In other words, my customer base.

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  9. Moe Tom

    March 20th, 2012

    Is Cardigan really BFH breaking balls?

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  10. Burrth Cirle of Hell

    March 20th, 2012

    C’mon Moe, we’ve seen em’ come and we’ve seen em’ go. Just wait it out.

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  11. Carbon Pootprint

    March 20th, 2012

    sluts

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  12. Moxie Man

    March 20th, 2012

    Cardigan = Ginger in a sweater?

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  13. Burrth Cirle of Hell

    March 20th, 2012

    I hadn’t considered that. I thought she just really liked the band of the same name.

    But we’re all in agreement that it’s some skirt trying to make our lives a living Hell.

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  14. reddecaesari

    March 20th, 2012

    as soon as the word “avec” appeared, i moved on.
    hate it when people pepper their paragraphs with parley vuuuuu.

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  15. conservative cowgirl

    March 20th, 2012

    What the heck is this article about? I’m not clicking on that link. I’m afraid it will lead to more indecipherable weirdness.

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  16. Gracie

    March 21st, 2012

    I wasn’t even going to post a comment, as all of the above have said it all in a nutshell.
    But I really do have to add my WTF was that all about??!!

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  17. orbitup

    March 21st, 2012

    I never know what she’s saying.

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  18. Plain Jane

    March 21st, 2012

    I thought “huh?” Until I went to the “dictionary” on the site.

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  19. Maksim

    March 21st, 2012

    Hot, clever, non-lib/progs, pro-America, what’s not to like? Although I doubt I’ll ever visit again, it’s beyond my hipness, and I’m certainly not in their age demographic.

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  20. MaryfromMarin

    March 21st, 2012

    “There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission…For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Cardigan Limits.”

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  21. Bad Brad

    March 21st, 2012

    If they travel in packs they are a lot easier to hunt.

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  22. Cardigan

    March 21st, 2012

    Hey I don’t write this shit, I just post it. lol

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  23. Cardigan

    March 21st, 2012

    Moe…No one’s interested in your balls, sweetie.

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  24. Johnny Freedom

    March 21st, 2012

    I’m not sure what this is a bout, but I see a definite reason for using the Oxford comma:

    “…Little Satan, Canada and Australia …”

    Is this saying Little Satan IS Canada and Australia, or is it including Little Satan WITH Canada and Australia?

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  25. SgtZim

    March 21st, 2012

    I’m guessing it would make more sense if one were stoned.

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  26. Hannah

    March 21st, 2012

    Cardigan = mary jane ankle straps.

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  27. Corona

    March 21st, 2012

    Forget this mess, what’s the JWOW?

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  28. LadyGun12

    March 21st, 2012

    Hannah, why would you do that?

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  29. Hannah

    March 21st, 2012

    oh it was supposed to be a secret? it was kinda obvious.

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  30. muddjuice

    March 21st, 2012

    Okay. Whew. I thought maybe I had been dropped on my head by my dad while he skateboarded in an empty pool or something. I’m glad I’m not the only one who went, “What in the wide world of sports is this idiot blathering about?”

    I feel better now.

    Hey Hannah, is Cardigan/MJA also Angry Pancreas?

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  31. Hannah

    March 21st, 2012

    yeah

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  32. The Doktor

    March 21st, 2012

    I don’t care – I HATE sweaters that button!!

    ;-)

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  33. muddjuice

    March 21st, 2012

    @ Hannah

    And you’re formally hot cracker with a gun. Got it.

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  34. Hannah

    March 21st, 2012

    That is correct. lol

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  35. The Doktor

    March 21st, 2012

    Oh, great. Now I’m questioning my own identity! Am I DoktorFranken? The Doktor? Eric Gilmour? Sonny Tuffs?

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  36. norman einstein

    March 21st, 2012

    @Cardigan, “Hey I don’t write this shit, I just post it.”
    And therein lies the problem.

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  37. Maksim

    March 21st, 2012

    I know I’m going to catch hell for this but this is an example of why conservatives have such a hard time making inroads with the yutes and pop culture. And by “this” I mean, the most popular comment on this thread is WTF? Face it folks we are a bunch of squares. For those of you who could care less about pop culture you need to hear what Breitbart said about it, he’s right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlD71m59bs

    I’m not saying we need to understand or even like GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD but we should at least recognize it’s value and perhaps help promote it. We need more GSGFs, lots more.

    P.S. GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD could really use a better web design, ack.

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  38. MaryfromMarin

    March 21st, 2012

    @The Doktor–

    I vote for Sonny Tufts. Or Sonny Bono.

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  39. drew phillips, exterminator

    March 21st, 2012

    “Is this saying Little Satan IS Canada and Australia, or is it including Little Satan WITH Canada and Australia?”

    not at all… ‘cordin’ to international izzies and especially whackfordinnajiad: the great satan is the good ol U. S. of A.

    Premium Freedom and Liberty. (well, before Woody Willson)

    antithetical the shari’a

    that’s why the Little Satan would be the tiny nation state of Israel (a floating raft of civility in an enormous cesspool of supremacism)and is the near future to be wiped off the face of the earth (‘cordin’ to whackfordinnajiad)

    try:
    investigativeproject.org
    jihadwatch.org
    atlasshrugs.com

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  40. loiseller

    March 21st, 2012

    Y’all are kidding, right. GSG is one of the best intel & world politics sites out there…. They just have a different way of presenting it.

    Sheesh.

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