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The Pork Eating Crusader Patch Is A Huge Hit With Troops In Afghanistan

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Pork Eating Crusader
With tensions at an all time high in Afghanistan following the Koran burnings, the urination video, and the killing of 16 civilians, attention is now falling on a long line of “Infidel” apparel and gear.Exhausted from how they feel they’re being perceived, troops have taken to wearing patches and carrying items that label themselves infidels, and offer translation in local dialect.

In the Muslim world an infidel means literally “one without faith” who rejects the central teachings of Islam.

Infidel Zippo

Soldier Systems

The Infidel Zippo

Military.com tracked down Clayton Montgomery at Mil-Spec Monkey, a large online seller of infidel gear, who says his most popular item by far is the “Pork Eating Crusader Patch.”

The patch includes an image of a knight in a Crusade’s tunic, eating what appears to be a large ham hock, and lest there be any confusion — a translation in Arabic.

Pork Patch
ht/ tn


  1. Snowball the Sourpuss

    March 18th, 2012

    Those are so cool! I’m gonna get a patch for my levi jacket!

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  2. Plain Jane

    March 18th, 2012

    Me too Snowball.

    Do you think we could sent a bunch of them to the Pentagon for Christmas? :-)

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  3. grayscape

    March 18th, 2012

    Awesome. Do they have the one with Mo getting fucked by a dog?

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  4. Dadof3

    March 18th, 2012

    Gosh! I hope it doesn’t make them so mad they want to kill us!


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  5. Stirrin my heart

    March 18th, 2012

    I’m just waiting for the day when the military says enough is enough, and they turn on their marxist anti-American-in-Chief. They are our only hope.

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  6. Plain Jane

    March 18th, 2012

    Six bucks. Page 5 in “patches.”

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  7. Dr. Tar

    March 18th, 2012

    This patch is going to be banned by the military within 48 hours of this getting in the press.

    Then Obama will apologize (again) and Karzi will demand that we leave (also again), and some upstanding tolerant Afgan citizens will burn our flag or God forbid do harm to our troops.

    Yep, like clock work.

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    March 18th, 2012

    Some sharp entrepreneur needs to get started selling perfume that smells like bacon.


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  9. Doc

    March 18th, 2012

    The asshole in chief will want the troops beheaded for wearing in!

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  10. cfm990

    March 18th, 2012

    What a coincidence, I’m having baked ham for supper. ALLAH PHOOEY!

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  11. Wraith

    March 18th, 2012

    We have BIG, THICK-CUT SLABS OF BACON with our weekend breakfasts here at the House of Wraith. And the Jihadists can have our bacon when they pump it from our cold, dead stomachs! ;)

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  12. Callmelennie

    March 18th, 2012

    You probably don’t have to worry about that, Dadof3, Arabic isn’t the native language of Afghanistan and most Afghans are illiterate anyhow, so they won’t understand the chickenscratch on the bottom of the patch any better than an American

    Afghans also couldn’t give a morning squat about the Crusades, seeing as that all happened 1000 miles away from Afghanistan and didn’t involve a single Afghan. And if you want to know the truth, even Arabs aren’t all that concerned about the Crusades, seeing as how they were the victors. All this outrage about the Crusades that Muslims supposedly feel is complete bullshit

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  13. Bob M.

    March 18th, 2012

    I have one of those STICKERS on my gun cabinet. >:-D

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  14. Noelegy

    March 18th, 2012


    There are some other amusing patches on that site as well.

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  15. FreeMan - Remember

    March 18th, 2012

    Does it come in Bacon?? If so I want one.

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  16. Racist

    March 19th, 2012

    My son’s Cub Scout pack had our annual Breakfast Buffet Fundraiser on Sat. I started cooking at 5am, and stood at that grill until 10 steadily cooking bacon and sausage on these huge griddles we made to use on our pig cooker. Besides all the pancakes and biscuits and such that the ladies cooked inside, we made, and SOLD OUT OF, 25lbs of bacon, 30lbs of sausage, and 30 some odd dozen eggs. We started serving at 7, and by 10 we had to send someone to the grocery store for more, because we had advertised as running until 11. The smell of pork grease and smoke is saturated into my very skin. I ooze the aroma of bacon from my very pores! God I love Bacon!!!

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  17. Chad Robertson

    March 19th, 2012

    I just changed my fantasy baseball team’s name.

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