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WASHINGTON (BHN) – The love-struck fawning between UK Prime Minister David Cameron and President Obama during Cameron’s state visit this week is making Brits at home want to puke, according to a story in the UK newspaper Daily Mail.

The article lampoons the tepid ‘bromance’ between the two unpopular leaders, taking special aim at Cameron’s unbearably sappy toast to Obama at the formal White House dinner Wednesday night.

“Almost immediately Cameron, like a lovesick school girl, breathlessly hailed Obama’s “strong and beautiful words,” and “slim and athletic build.” It went downhill from there – it was literally impossible not to throw up,” said the article.

Other UK publications agreed with the Mail, with one questioning whether Cameron “might be coming home with a ‘bun in the oven.’”

My comments: I have to admit – next to the Wookie, Cameron’s not that bad…

 

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» 23 Comments

  1. grayscape

    March 18th, 2012

    Looks like O found a replacement for Reggie.

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  2. CrustyB

    March 18th, 2012

    WOOKIEE!!

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  3. FreeMan - Remember

    March 18th, 2012

    Yeah – He loved O so much he gave him this.

    David Cameron’s table tennis table gift to Barack Obama made in China

    Table tennis table given to US President Barack Obama by visiting Prime Minister David Cameron was ‘designed and branded’ in the UK, but manufactured in China.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9151444/David-Camerons-table-tennis-table-gift-to-Barack-Obama-made-in-China.html

    That should make up for the DVD’s they gave to the Queen.

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  4. cfm990

    March 18th, 2012

    Don’t ask Don’t tell diplomacy.
    The definition of head of state, will forever be altered.

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  5. Moxie Man

    March 18th, 2012

    Call Branson! Sorry about the pot, but we’ve got at least 80 lbs. of crack!

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  6. Stirrin my heart

    March 18th, 2012

    That smacks of an un-holy alliance, which quite frankly defines our usurper-in-chief.

    Cameron – the only person that Obamarxist will follow (besides Chavez, Castro, Ahhmadeadinnerjacket and Prince Saud) – is taking his country down the path of dhimitude.

    Obamarxist: “Where you lead, we will follow”

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  7. grayscape

    March 18th, 2012

    I think O prefers to rub Cameron’s ass….probably in anticipation.

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  8. Patriot

    March 18th, 2012

    I guess the UK collective hasn’t yet been treated to Dear Leader’s bare chested swimming photos from Hawaii, treating the many little people to incredible glimpses of his gross gynomastia, err I meant “chiseled pecs” of course (sorry).

    Why it’s truly a wonder how ANY world leader can keep their head while in the awe inspiring presence of King Putt, err I mean Captian Incredible!

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  9. Dr. Tar

    March 18th, 2012

    Sweet Judy’s Petuty! Now that is what Sir Mix’a'Lot was talking about.

    I think Obama’s trying to lift Cameron’s wallet. He’s just not raising enough on the rubber chicken dinnder circuit – even at 5 events a day.

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  10. FreeMan - Remember

    March 18th, 2012

    It looks like they will have to take the doors off the hinges or take her around back to the loading dock.

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  11. Moe Tom

    March 18th, 2012

    Oh come on! for fu*k sake is her waist and ass that way? Is obamur grabbing the brits ass? Gimme afu*kin’ break.

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  12. Moe Tom

    March 18th, 2012

    Tell me this is a joke. Photo enhancement? Please!

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  13. Moe Tom

    March 18th, 2012

    Oh that poor fu*king Honor Guard. God Help.\ us.

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  14. Burred In

    March 18th, 2012

    Moe…you’re startin’ to turn me on.

    Care for some bangers and mash? (wink wink)

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  15. melody

    March 18th, 2012

    That butt is so big, it could have it’s own zip code.

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  16. Stevo

    March 18th, 2012

    Someone make sure Sir Mix-A-Lot didn’t just have a heart attack.

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  17. irony Curtain

    March 18th, 2012

    Then: UK Prime Ministers were famous for the Stiff Upper Lip.

    Now: UK Prime Minister is famous for having something Stiff on his Upper Lip.

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  18. Moe Tom

    March 18th, 2012

    I just give up. This shit is outrageous. Get t”fu*k outta here. Gimme a fuc*in break. Please.

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  19. Bad Brad

    March 18th, 2012

    Great photo shop job, but your forgot the tail with a barb on it and the pitch fork.

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  20. norman einstein

    March 18th, 2012

    @Moe Tom, take it easy. No point getting the BP out of whack.

    But check out the EARS, FFS!
    I LMFAO!

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  21. MSgt. Willie Pete

    March 19th, 2012

    Moe Tom has been possessed by the Spirit of Drinking With Bob ;o)
    But seriously, Obongo brought a special gift for the new Man On Top, er, PM Cameron. He brought him a pair of knee pads with the presidential seal so that Cameron can properly pay homage to Teh Wan.

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  22. Cruisin' Cat

    March 19th, 2012

    Didn’t realize Wookies are 7 ft. tall…

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  23. BarnabyBoog

    March 20th, 2012

    If you can get past the fag’s grabbin the PM butt cheek, and the spread of the buttside 40 acres and height on the Wookie, you can then see her head turned to look at her “husband” playing with the mangina on the PM….what have we sunk to in the WH??????? ghettos don’t do that bad…

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