Home - by BigFurHat - March 6, 2012 - 18:54 America/New_York - 39 Comments
My Call to Pro Flowers
March 6th, 2012
Now that’s funny!
The calls just keep getting better! Go Breitfur!
Don't Tread On Me
CALLER: “Ah.. is this Sleep Number Bed? Hello?”
REP: “Yes sir, this is Sleep Number and my name is Jim, how can I help you today?”
CALLER: “Well, I need a good bed for support. For my back. I have a condition.”
REP: “Well I know we can help you with that. I’d like to send you some information- what’s your main complaint? Muscle aches? Snoring? May I ask?”
Caller: “I have no spine.”
REP: “Uh…. wow. Really? Wow. Uh…. well, let me get your name and address for that information. Name please? First and last?”
CALLER: “B-A-R-A-C-K, O-B-A-M-A. President.”
Oh my! LOL!
I see you are well-versed in the art of trolling… I’m surprised the poor guy didn’t hang up on you the moment you started talking about sex. ^-^
How can I do this without getting into trouble? I mean, I’m a citizen after all. I’m responsible for my actions. Oh wait, I just now realized that non – citizens and constitutional detractors are exempt from any rules….
phuch it, I’m gonna raise hell anyway…
@conservative cowgirl I like the new name..Breitfur!!! : )
Stirrin the B.S.
HAHAHAHA – you’re getting better with each call.
I mean really, a bed is part of the sexual experience, so why wouldn’t Obumphukcare cover it? I’m on board with that.
Hahaha! BF Hat, were you ever on stage? You’re a natural!
“it’s part of my sexual being”. Soda came out my nose! Flucking genius! Now if you pose as an insurance plan executive willing to cover the sleep number bed if prescribed by a Planned Parenthood affiliated physician … I wonder how far you get run with that one …
“Sleep” Numb-her bed
It’s not the number you can have in the bed, it’s the number of times you can have “it” in the bed.
Really funny shtick.
Czar of Defenestration
I hesitated in the first “phone call” post.
But, OMG, Fur, you sound like a Woody Allen DOPPELGÄNGER.
(…you’re not doing your adopted daughter, are you?!?)
Keep up the good work!
this is great! kudos to our furry friend
Try to take out a loan now with Quicken Loans for your girlfriend’s birth control because the d*** insurance won’t pay for it.
Not only that, but Rush has given several shout-outs to Sleep Number Bed during his broadcast, even gave one away once on-air
I assume the call from Mr Hat is because SNB bailed on Rush? And also to expose leftist hypocrisy? If so, then well done “Mr B.F. Hat” LOL
P.S. I like your NY accent too; where’s it from?
Hilarious! This is why no one can out-troll you, BFH. You are the master.
He furhat you are about as good as Roy D. Mercer, a guy we have here in Oklahoma
All you need to do now is start opening a can of wup-ass!
Oh for fuck sake that was hillfuckinglairous BFH. you are the Devil. I approve this message
Great stuff. Ridiculously funny. Next time, demand to speak to a supervisor.
It’s not a war on Women,
it’s a war on freedom. *via Rush
another great one bfh!
is there anything leftists think people should pay for themselves?
not abortions. or contraceptives. or education. or mortgages. or education. or daycare. retirement. or even gender reassignment.
and what they don’t think the government should buy for them, they want a subsidy for.
they feel they have the right to make us to pay for their crap and when they get it they think it’s “free”.
they think that it’s fair to have a government take away what we sweat for so the government can give it to them
that isn’t economic justice; it’s grand larceny.
and it ain’t taking from the rich to give to the poor.
it’s burdening the productive to pay for the unproductive.
and that diminishes production and makes us all poorer.
i say, if a social need is one that would be embarrassing to have a charity for, then the government has no business under-writing it.
can you imagine anyone seriously hosting a telethon for law students’ contraceptives?
the left is freakin’ insane!
“is there anything leftists think people should pay for themselves?”
Yes, reliapundit, if they can afford it, people should pay their own taxes!
Oh, wait a minute, there’s still Earned Income Credit, isnt’ there?!?!
I am just hoping that there is a lube company that pulls their advertising next.
Is there such thing as reverse misogyny? Obama said this about contraception:
“Insurance companies will be required to provide contraception coverage to these women free of charge.”
Shouldn’t dudes get free rubbers?
context here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/02/10/fact-sheet-women-s-preventive-services-and-religious-institutions
I wonder if Mark Levin will take this case. I feel violated and discriminated against. I’ll bet there are about 1,000 laws and 100 or so government agencies designed to prevent this blatant gender discrimination. What about folks with gender identy issues that schools have to accomodate? Do they get fre pills and rubbers?
Isn’t Fluke all about gender equality even if you are not sure what gender you are? Shouldn’t she be advocating for free rubbers for dudes with boobs? What about free dental dams for butt munchers? I read about that need…apparently “rimming” is like nasty and really bad for your mouth…all this is so confusing….
GROSS to the above comment
Thank You ERB.
Better than the Jerky Boys fo sho’!
Is there anything leftists think people should pay for themselves?
Well, since Mr. Joshua Thompson of Livonia, MI is going to sue movie theaters for overcharging, I’ll bet these will be paid for by the taxpayers too. I’m sure hollyweird will go for that. Guaranteed revenues and all.
Here’s my take on taxpayers paying for “rights.”
The Ugly American
BFH has taken up the Breitbart sword and declared No Prisoners.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Bwaahaahahaha! “my girlfriend went in front of congress..”
March 7th, 2012
Fur (or BF, as you prefer to be known)…I so love your ‘Noo Yawk’ accent…and soooo love your ‘Breitfurness’ in making these calls.
You got nuttin’…nuttin’ but GENIUS!
Wickedly funny, really strung me along trying to anticipate the punch line – never saw it coming.
Thats some funny shit!
Silly fur, everyone knows the sleep number in Flukes case means take a number to be next in line to sleep with her in bed….thus the reason she wants condoms paid for.
I’ll bet if congress pressed her enough they would’ve found out she also meant douches.
Okay, I am calling in and acting as the boyfriend of Fluke. I am going to ask for a free bed for my sexual fantasies. I deserve it! Breitbart was my inspiration and tomorrow BFH is my example. I will drive them crazy!
Deer in the headlights on that last remark!!! Nice job BFH!!! …btw…as far as Fluke…did you have to take a now serving # like you have to at the deli?
What the fluke! that was fluking amazing! You ARE da man! ( In a non sexist, non-misogynistic, gender neutral manner, of course) and you never lose control, snort, sniggle or chortle.
Is it true that the slut is now trying to emphasize her sincerity by leaving her name and number on all the men’s room walls at school, and asking that people of good will would wash out their used condoms and send to her?
What a fluking tard she is!
Well, as my horny old grandpa use to say, in the moment of passion, to his vinyl blow up doll – Keep on flukin’, baby!
Slutney McFluke no relation to Crabs
BTW – it is true that I had to have a special Y shaped bed made, as I can’t seem to keep my legs together. And at night, I can only dream about being savaged by that throbbing hunk of man-meant called The Rushmeister! I awaken from my sweat drenched dreams, screaming, Rushie, rushie, make me a woman! But then his face melds into that of Nappy Napolitano, and she growls, “That ain’t gonna happen!”
I am so sad and confused!
- your everready pal, Slutney
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