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Funny, well, not really, but still… – Police release composite sketch of man they say attacked woman in a shower and OH MY GOD THEY WANT KENNY

by sundancecracker, The Conservative Treehouse
The story isn’t funny, not in the least, so please don’t condemn me. But the composite sketch of the suspect is where you just gotta ask, “seriously”?

PITTSBURGH – Pittsburgh police have released  a composite sketch of a man who they said attacked a South Side woman while she  was showering.

Police said the man entered the 23-year-old woman’s apartment on Feb. 2  and sexually assaulted her before she was able to scare him away.

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Go here to see the sketch.

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» 16 Comments

  1. Moe Tom

    March 3rd, 2012

    barack obama. Pick him up and book him.

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  2. cfm990

    March 3rd, 2012

    YOU BASTARD!

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  3. SgtZim

    March 3rd, 2012

    I’d say it’s Rachael Madcow in a hoodie but the eyes are way too feminine looking.

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  4. Angrymike

    March 3rd, 2012

    Cfm
    I think it’s, Those Basterds!

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  5. shootersgrandma

    March 3rd, 2012

    Twelve-year-old suffering from the anxieties of puberty.

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  6. old_oaks

    March 3rd, 2012

    Well it’s right around the corner, here’s another quality sketch.

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  7. Racist

    March 3rd, 2012

    The man is described as white, 30 to 35 years old, about 5 feet 9 inches tall and 155 pounds

    WOW! Looks like a 15yr old black lesbian to me! That is not the nose of any White Man I’ve ever seen. Maybe the sketch artist is just so used to drawing black teenagers that that’s the only nose he knows how to draw!

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  8. Janif

    March 3rd, 2012

    I knew Kenny would have turned out bad, I mean, if he hadn’t been killed so much.

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  9. Joecondor

    March 4th, 2012

    Seriously, that is Justin Bieber.

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  10. Ralph

    March 4th, 2012

    Hey, Stymie. I think we’re in the clear.

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  11. Stymie

    March 4th, 2012

    Maybe so, Ralph, but my butt still stings. :eek:

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  12. Stymie's babysitter

    March 4th, 2012

    Ix-nay on the atter-chay.

    :roll:

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  13. Anonymous

    March 4th, 2012

    I think Mohammed needs more buck teeth, and more of a Down’s Syndrome appearance, from all that Mohammedan in-breeding.

    Otherwise, it looks about right! :thumbup:

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  14. Bloodless Coup

    March 4th, 2012

    Speaking Truth To Power by J. D. Flynn

    ‘Speaking truth to power’, so leftist, so cliché’, but as with everything else in life, turn-a-bouts fair play.

    How about Salman Rushdie and his Satanic Verse? That got a fatwa placed on him, does oppression get much worse?

    Or how about this songwriter, her name is Ash Soular, she wrote ObamaNation and became a YouTube Star.

    The death threats followed quickly, it seems she went too far. This ‘speaking truth to power’ is becoming so bizarre.

    Here’s one you never heard of, her last name is Nasrin, her books are banned in Bangladesh, where they created quite a scene.

    Islamic demonstrations, demands that she be gagged, it seems this ‘truth to power’ crap might get brave soldiers fragged!

    Now their calling on the FCC to censor old “Faux News”,
    The slogan for the left should be, free speech, we think it’s good for all of us,
    but not so much for you.

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  15. To man

    March 4th, 2012

    It’s as useful for identification as all those pictures of women in full burqas on drivers licenses.

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  16. Stache

    March 5th, 2012

    @old_oaks: did they cut that artist’s sketch from a box of Lucky Charms?

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