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The Guy Who Wrote This Story Sounds Like He Has a Dented Head
This story is a mess.
It has been reported that the head of a famous personality have been reshaped by using fat of his stomach. Tim Barter has worked with Doctor Who. He had a serious accident, which affected his head severely.
Because of the fatal accident, he was in coma for almost 10 days. It has been reported that Tim Barter fell from the drainpipe which cause him brain haemorrhage, broken leg and shattered eye socket. A part of his scalp had to be removed to avoid swelling on his brain.
After a year, titanium plate was placed on his scalp. It has been informed that fat was injected into his temple to fill out the head. The crushed eye socket of Tim was also fixed by using titanium plates. The devastating accident took place in his life when he accidently locked himself out of his own house.
He tried to enter into the house by climbing through the drainpipe. As he was trying to climb up to reach an open window, he fell down. He was spotted in an unconscious state by his neighbors. His neighbors after findings him unconscious, took him to the trauma centre at King’s College Hospital.
While narrating the whole incident, Tim said, “Life stopped for a number of months. I couldn’t work and I had double vision. I was frightened that my eyesight would never go back to normal and that I would have to give up my job for good”.
Because of the accident, his daily routine activities like going to washroom began to cause agony to him. Mr. Bentley from King’s has been monitoring the health of Tim. He said that his injuries and consequent recover highlights the expertise of the hospital.
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I think I could have fixed this guy’s problem with a creative haircut.
Tim
March 1st, 2012
Is Joey Biden writing, now?
Vinny
March 1st, 2012
This is the kind of writing you get when you have a libtard, a keyboard, and a big ‘ol bag of weed!
MNHawk
March 1st, 2012
We all know how much of a bitch it is, recovering “form” fatal head injuries.
Starfighter
March 1st, 2012
Was this written by the same guy that writes the instruction manuals for all the stuff made in China?
Commissar M
March 1st, 2012
Nice recovery “form” that “fatal” injury. :p
MrsGilbertCracker
March 1st, 2012
My name Peggy… You got problem? Transfer!
MrsGilbertCracker
March 1st, 2012
oops… i meant just the link…. my bad….
Chuck U Farley
March 1st, 2012
Your edumacational system at work.
Proud gradgiate of NEA sponsored schools, current Obama supporter and future Edumacation Czar in the reign of Obama the First.
Chuck U Farley
March 1st, 2012
No wonder he had drain bramage.
He was “climbing through the drainpipe.”
LadyGun12
March 1st, 2012
Fatal accident, huh? So, he’s a zombie?
Screwy Puppy
March 1st, 2012
All of the authors stories read like that:
http://topnews.us/users/jonathan-sanders/track
He must be writing them in a different language and then runs them through a translator. He might even be using BadTranslator:
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator