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Gay Pornstar Claims He’s Not Gay

Home - by - February 29, 2012 - 23:15 America/New_York - 28 Comments

He says he “needed the money.”

Because there is no such thing as straight porn.

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The ‘MMA is totally gay’ folks just got some heavy-duty firepower. Dakota Cochrane is a gay pornstar, and he’s also a fighter on the new season of the UFC’s “The Ultimate Fighter”.

Whenever a new season of the show comes out, the UFC will release the cast about a week or two before the season premiere. MMA dorks then proceed to scour through the list to find out if they know anything about the fighters.

… as people started digging a little deeper, Cochrane’s other career came to light. UFC fighter Tom Lawlor went on the popular UG forum to talk about it. Middle Easy actually posted pics – censored ones so simma down — and the news has spread like wildfire.

Cochrane told MMA fighting that he regrets doing the videos, but needed money. He also said that he is not gay, and that the UFC is well aware of his past. He’s now a father of two kids and soon to be married.

Don’t be alarmed by these pics. He’s not gay.

What’s interesting is that he doesn’t really even have a martial arts background. He was a track star at the University of Nebraska-Kearney, where he was a pole vaulter and 4×100 meter relay-runner.

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Pole vaulter, eh?

» 28 Comments

  1. Chuck U Farley

    February 29th, 2012

    “…he was a pole vaulter…”

    who’da guessed?

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  2. Elwin Ransom

    February 29th, 2012

    I still remember Cartman trying to explain to his friends why his mother was in Crackwhore Magazine.
    “Hey, she was young and needed the money!”

    “Dude, that last weeks issue!

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  3. Anonymous

    February 29th, 2012

    If one man can “perform” with another man I’m guessing he’s pretty gay.

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  4. Bad Brad

    February 29th, 2012

    And he was an MMA fighter. Take my word for it, all the pussies are MMA fighters. I’m in the gym 6 out of 7. And I swear, every other 19 to 30 year old is a MMA fighter. It’s getting boring. Especially if you take it up the poop chute.

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    February 29th, 2012

    Well he must be a great magician, then. Lolololtomcruiseisntgayeither

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  6. geofraz

    February 29th, 2012

    Listen, I’m 6’2″ 250lb. And though I’ve never been to prison, I know that there’s nothing I could do if a bunch of 5’7″ MS13 mexican gangsters wanted to rape in jail!

    With that said, “Cochrane” is a faggot, and that’s okay. More pussy for us. But there is no such thing as “Bi-sexual”. As Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay once said,…”You either SUCK DICK, or YOU DO NOT SUCK DICK”!!!! I’m inclined to agree with the gentleman.

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  7. Anonymous

    February 29th, 2012

    In obama’s economy this gig must have been a government program for the unemployed.

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  8. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    February 29th, 2012

    Once a pole vaulter, always a pole vaulter.

    Or sumthin’ like that.

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  9. Ohio Dan

    February 29th, 2012

    “I needed the money”? I have never needed money that bad. If I needed money for a heart transplant I still wouldn’t need it bad enough to take it up the squeakhole. Since he is trying to raise a family and has a wife I and kids I wish him the best of luck but lame ass excusses make hime sound like a politician or something worse.

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  10. AnusPresley

    February 29th, 2012

    This is Peter North aka Matt Ramsey all over again

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  11. Stevo

    February 29th, 2012

    That’s ‘pole smoker,’ not ‘pole vaulter.’

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  12. Cynic

    February 29th, 2012

    His word is about as good as the president’s

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  13. John F.

    February 29th, 2012

    Oh yeah, he puts the “mixed” in MMA.

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  14. Starfighter

    March 1st, 2012

    Why not? Every season Survivor has someone who’s gay; Big Brother has someone who’s gay. So UFC might as well, too.

    BTW, I don’t watch that drivel. My wife does, like it’s some kind of religious experience. Whenever I pass through the TV room (on the way out of it) it always seems like the gay contestant is speaking.

    I’m wondering when ABC is finally going to go all the way (pun intended) and have a Bachelor or Bachelorette with same sex contestants?

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  15. Eric

    March 1st, 2012

    Technically, the line that there is no such thing as straight porn, is not incorrect, in the world today.

    Consider the anus…(objectively, not contemplatively), it is an asexual orifice, not unlike a mouth, or ear, or nostril. Each are openings in the body, and each are equal and present on both sexes. They serve the same purpose male or female.

    Hence, any male who would engage in anal intercourse with male or female does not care if the body the anus happens to reside in has a vagina, or a penis on the other end of the taint. Thus; all sodomy is asexual, or even homosexual, and it shouldn’t be a secret that all pron today now involves some anal penetration.

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  16. norman einstein

    March 1st, 2012

    Total bullshit!
    If he needed the money (yeah, right), why didn’t he make STRAIGHT porn?

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  17. norman einstein

    March 1st, 2012

    @Eric, DUDE! That’s real fucked up!
    So, if “all sodomy is asexual”…I suppose goat-fucking is cool, too, right? I mean…it’s an “orifice”.

    BTW, who are you trying to convince?

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  18. Bad Brad

    March 1st, 2012

    Norman, Stop and think about what you just said. Maybe he’s a little lacking in the part that is supposed to pertrude. Maybe he has an inney, not talking belly buttons here.

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  19. geofraz

    March 1st, 2012

    @Norman ~ I have to agree with you vs. ‘Eric’.

    ‘Eric’, If you think that ‘backdooring’ a woman is no different than with a man, well I’ll bet you havn’t ‘backdoored’ a female in a looooong time… if ever.

    My wife is 5’8″ and 44DD-32-40!!! YEAH! Got your friggin’ attention then, didn’t I?! Well, I mean, not if you’re a faggot who has no idea of the glory of having a 40″ round rump backed up against yer junk!… but…

    Sorry. I’ve gotta go. Gotta wake my sweetie up for some ‘Midnight Delight’! That or do a really quick porn search.

    Heh!

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  20. The O must go

    March 1st, 2012

    gay “pole” vaulter, gay Marine, gay Wiki-Leak Traitor / Nobel Prize nominee. I was under the impression that only 10% of the population was gay (and even that’s a lie invented by a cultural Marxist with an agenda).

    I’m perplexed by the amount of “surprise” homosexuality appearing in the media. Why don’t they just re-name “Reality TV” to ” Crouching Tiger, Hiden Butt Pirate”

    I can’t even post anything at sites using “intense debate” (Breitbart, Front Page Magazine) that use the word “gay”. The thought police are moderating the forums. At least they don’t seem to notice “ghey ” yet .

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  21. Nutjob

    March 1st, 2012

    I don’t care how broke I am or was I never resorted to an ass reaming for money.

    His wife needs to leave him before her gullability finds out the real truth one day when she comes home early and finds manuel the yardman pounding him.
    He’ll probaly just tell her manuel charges $15 and all he had was a $20.
    The red flag should be her proctology bill and him never wanting to hit the cooter.

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  22. Nutjob

    March 1st, 2012

    Heres a poem for the gay fuck.

    Hickory dickory dock
    cochrane up the but
    Cochrane struck one
    down the jizz run
    hickory dickory gayfuck

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  23. Moe Tom

    March 1st, 2012

    What a shitty fucking conversation. GTFOOH and fu*k the guest.

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  24. Vinny

    March 1st, 2012

    As Rodney Carrington said, you can try catsup on you ice cream but you don’t try dick!
    He’s not gay like Barack isn’t black!

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  25. Angrymike

    March 1st, 2012

    As they say, it takes 10 or something years as an apprentice to become a master plummer, but you suck one cock your a cock sucker the rest of your life.

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  26. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    March 1st, 2012

    What’s MMA?

    Cassius Clay may have been a cocksucker but I don’t believe he ever sucked dick.

    I agree with Moe Tom on this.

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  27. Jeff

    March 1st, 2012

    The expression my old man used to use was: I may have been born in the dark, but it wasn’t last night. Partaking in a porn flick is a choice. It is also a choice to let yourself be filmed engaging in homosexual acts for money. That dude is a faggot. Behavior is truth.

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  28. reddecaesari

    March 1st, 2012

    meanwhile, his father with the plug, also denies the “label”.

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