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Anatomy of a Deranged Doucheblob

Home - by - February 22, 2012 - 23:00 America/New_York - 33 Comments

Confirmed – This blob lives in his parents basement. This blob was the guy who published Michelle Malkin’s address and phone number on one of his tumbleweed blogs. This blob is the guy who said a disgusting thing about a blogger’s recently deceased wife. This blob is a Jew-hater. This blob is on the right.

You think we have troubles with our mentally unstable commenters who melt down right before our eyes? You haven’t seen nothing yet.

ZILLA HAS THE STORY

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» 33 Comments

  1. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    February 22nd, 2012

    Hey, who are you calling a “mentally unstable” commenter who melts down…..oh.

    Nevermind.

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  2. Chuck U Farley

    February 22nd, 2012

    Wow, what a steaming pile of Obamament.

    Future prediction: After mom dies, he’s found, festering in an oozing organic growth of his own feces and urine, Twinkies, Yoo Hoo and Cheeze Doodles have run out and they have to lift the house to crain-lift his Jaba The Hutt ass onto a flatbed trailer. Only to suffer a tragic death when the trailer jack-knifes into a sewage hauler, where he drowns while trying to consume the contents.

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  3. TooMuchTime

    February 22nd, 2012

    @Chuck — that was truly disgusting. Accurate, but truly disgusting.

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  4. Andy from Beaverton

    February 22nd, 2012

    Please tell me he is a Cerebral Paulsie.

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  5. Frosteetoes

    February 22nd, 2012

    Blutto!!

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  6. Genl Ripper

    February 22nd, 2012

    Is it just me, but doesn’t he look like a human version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons?

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  7. conservativeBC

    February 22nd, 2012

    I have run into this waste of flesh before…

    I hope people realize that he is not the norm.

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  8. Genl Ripper

    February 22nd, 2012

    WTF, I’ll give a Comic Book Guy review of “Patrick” – Worst Blogger Ever!

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  9. Friend of the family

    February 22nd, 2012

    The word that comes to mind is malice. The WEB is filled with too many creeps like this. If a bully comes to the playground, do we shut it down? No. We try to reason with him before kicking his butt out or having him arrested so that others may continue to have fun. I may be nuts, but I’m not crazed with evil intent in my heart, and I certainly want to go on enjoying my rants and raves on the Internet! He’s a spoiler to say the least.

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  10. LadyGun12

    February 22nd, 2012

    Publish HIS picture, HIS address, and HIS phone number. He’ll defecate in his pants.

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  11. Nutjob

    February 22nd, 2012

    Why would anyone think he had a job?

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  12. Bad Brad

    February 22nd, 2012

    Somebody should hit him in the face, but who wants to get puss om them. Lowest life form.

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  13. TooMuchTime

    February 22nd, 2012

    Publish HIS picture, HIS address, and HIS phone number. He’ll defecate in his pants.

    @LadyGun12 — And how would that would be different from any other day?

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  14. RosalindJ

    February 22nd, 2012

    Looks to be an interesting piece of work. I don’t mean that in a good way.

    http://disqus.com/DetroitRight/

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  15. ABCUlater

    February 22nd, 2012

    He even looks like the typical Repubican

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  16. Merry Poppet

    February 22nd, 2012

    He’s a nasty, pathetic piece of crap without the intelligence or the will to get a real life. Let’s hope his parents leave him money because otherwise we’ll be paying for his hot pockets when they kick off.

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  17. Joey Biden

    February 22nd, 2012

    ABCUlater

    You even sound like the typical ass sniffing, window licking leftard genius.

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  18. Bad Brad

    February 23rd, 2012

    Piece of shit. I really, really hope he enjoys looking st himself in the mirror. Probably does not bother some one like this.

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  19. taudry audry

    February 23rd, 2012

    Psycho much?

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  20. Name Redacted™

    February 23rd, 2012

    I smell trolls.

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  21. mkultra

    February 23rd, 2012

    The male version of Deborah Frisch.

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  22. Friend of the family

    February 23rd, 2012

    @Name

    I got the bug spray.

    Come here little ABC. C’mon. Right here. Dooon’t move!

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  23. The Doktor

    February 23rd, 2012

    What I Commented on FB regarding this hosebag:

    Wow! That was a long and winding (if you follow some of the links) read. We all have experienced asshats such as this, I’m sure. This one is damned lucky, so far, that he has STAYED in his Mom’s basement and not showed his face in public too often. It might take on a macabre, deformed look to it otherwise.

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  24. The Doktor

    February 23rd, 2012

    AH! I just looked again at the photo above of this gasbag jerkoff. It seems someone has ALREADY turned his face into a punching bag at one time!

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  25. angrymike

    February 23rd, 2012

    This a$$hole is a real idiot, some ppl should only give their opinions to their mothers cat, the poor cat probably hates him to. LAZY, FAT AND STUPID is no way to go through life, jerk!

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  26. Zilla

    February 23rd, 2012

    Thanks for linking to me and helping to get the word out! He is able to cause so much damage because people don’t initially recognize him when he resurfaces with a new alias or they are unaware of his history. I don’t want to see any more nice people get hurt because of him.
    BTW last night he posted a death threat to Stacy McCain on Twitter. The creep is obsessed with Stacy.

    @Chuck U Farley: I nearly fell off my chair laughing at your comment. But it is likely an accurate prediction.

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  27. 1389AD

    February 23rd, 2012

    By the way… if you have a Twitter account, and you see someone named DetroitRight or kjvhosting following you, that’s him. You might want to block those accounts.

    He’s just about the last person that anybody in his right mind would want to buy hosting services from.

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  28. Stache

    February 23rd, 2012

    @ABCulater: great handle. How many times have you quit blogging forever this week?

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  29. Noelegy

    February 23rd, 2012

    This is reminding me a bit of someone I used to know. He started out being the sweetest, nicest friend you could imagine, and then a few years into the friendship, I learned that if you crossed him, he could get nasty in numerous ways. This was in the early days of bulletin boards, and one of his favored ways of getting back at someone was to log in as that person and change their password and eff up their stuff as much as possible.

    The guy’s been working in network administration for going on 20 years, naturally.

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  30. MissInMich

    February 23rd, 2012

    From what I can tell of the photo (blob), he appears to be wearing “Death Goggles”..Dare we hope?

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  31. Commissar M

    February 23rd, 2012

    Dear Lord, this guy is the epitome of the internet troll cliche’. Fat, neckbeard, psychotic, unemployed and living in his parent’s basement. You almost shudder to think what sort of stuff he has stored on his computer hard drives.

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  32. conservative cowgirl

    February 23rd, 2012

    There’s nothing like the internet to draw slimebags out of their dark hidey holes. What a freak.

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  33. Tom Mannis

    February 23rd, 2012

    Yah, Zilla gave me a heads up on this today and it creeped me out. I’ve had my own sickos haunting me on the web, too, but this POS has a stronger stench than most. Glad to see the word getting out. Stay well, BFH.

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