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Al Gore, Not Just a Tool Any Longer
Al Gore isn’t just a lying tool. Now, he is also a big fat wuss.
Former Vice President Al Gore on Thursday abruptly canceled a Dec. 16 personal appearance that was to be staged during the United Nation’s Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, which begins next week.
As described in The Washington TImes’ Inside the Beltway column Tuesday, the multi-media public event to promote Mr. Gore’s new book “Our Choice” included $1,209 VIP tickets that granted the holder a photo opportunity with Mr. Gore and a “light snack.”
“We have had a clear-cut agreement, and it is unusual with great disappointment that we have to announce that Al Gore cancels. We had a huge expectation for the event. … We do not yet know the detailed reasons for the cancellation,” said Lisbeth Knudsen, CEO of Berlingske Media, in a statement posted by the company.
Yeah, Ms Knudsen? I’m pretty sure that I know the reason for the cancellation. At first, I thought maybe it was due to the “light snack”. The words light and snack obviously do not compute in Al Gore’s brain, based on his ever-growing girth. However, I do believe the main reason is quite obvious: he is a scaredy cat. He has just been exposed as an outright liar and one of the biggest crooks of all time – Bernie Madoff has nothing on him – what with his carbon offset schemes based on abject lies and falsified data.
Like most on the Left, Al Gore can’t face facts, can’t take personal responsibility and can’t admit any wrong-doing. Well, you can’t blame Bush for this one, buddy. It’s all you. Talk about an Inconvenient Truth. Oh, the sweet, sweet irony. Schadenfreude never tasted quite so delicious. (sorry, Al. It’s not really edible)
(h/t Jim Treacher)




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BETTY
December 3rd, 2009
Will Al Gore attempt to collect unemployment?
matt
December 3rd, 2009
Why wont that dillusional hack take time and do an actual interview?
Althing
December 3rd, 2009
He will NEVER do any kind of real interview, Matt. Look at that guy getting cut off for mentioning polar bear numbers on the climb. He’ll hide and hide and hide until he’s completely forgetten by everyone but the few remaining idiots still swooning from kool-aid. I wonder if over time and due to evolution if liberals’ tails will just stay between their legs.
cakes
December 3rd, 2009
He was in on the scam from the start. I think he might be afraid of all those people who want their carbon credit money back from his scamming million dollar company.
If Gore goes there, it’d be like Bernie Madoff going to the International Hadassah meeting. Not pretty.
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Tom Mo
December 3rd, 2009
Althing.. Yes. Film maker Phelin McAleer was cut
off by Gore goons. He was ridiculed when
he questioned Gore.
Mc.Aleer also exposed Professor Stephen
Schneider of Stanford University who, in
the short span od 30 years changed from
the comming Ice Age, to Global Warming.
Check out “Not evil, Just Wrong.”
I’d much rather deal with Tony Soprano
than with these ivyleague a*swipes.
Don't Win Friends With Salad
December 3rd, 2009
He should just go back to over-eating like he did after the election.
Marka in the Keys
December 3rd, 2009
Prosecution and lawsuits are in order. After all, people’s livelihoods, businesses, governments have been scammed. Madoff is peanuts compared to Gore and the IPCC and the Democrats.
shootersgrandma
December 3rd, 2009
I agree! Now what am I supposed to do with this stupid windmill out in my back 40? Hang clothes out to dry?
Just kidding about the windmill. I’d no sooner put in a green machine than I would drive a Prius.
Rebecca83095
December 3rd, 2009
And grow another beard, he’ll look like Orson Whales again
Frank G
December 3rd, 2009
I think a goatee, or a dorsal fin. Whatever makes him identifiable and poster-sized for “sanction” posters once the policy impacts and pure green-greed becomes clear. I just want green executions or jail sentences, perhaps composting post-sentence?
Elektracutie
December 3rd, 2009
…a photo opportunity with Mr. Gore and a “light snack.”
I couldn’t concentrate on anything after I read “light snack”. Is the ticket holder the “light snack” for Gore? LoL
Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Retired
December 3rd, 2009
I guess the R.E.M. from his days as a Corporal are catching up to his fat useless ass. Must be Mikey Moore’s twin, eh?
As per his SOP, fat algore sounds retreat at the first sign of resistance. But he is one of the most worthless excuses for a human being that has ever walked the face of the earth.
BTW, the pics of Cpl. Algore in Vietnam in his tiger stripes with M-16 were taken just outside the backdoor of the quonset hut that held his desk and typewriter. I say again, R.E.M. M***********!
Sicktoy
December 4th, 2009
Plain and simple – algore is a chickens$$t. No one deserves this turn of fate more than him. What a hypocrite! And remember when Tipper went on her campaign to put advisory warnings on records that contained foul language (one of my Ted Nugent albums had one)? Pride goes before the fall – so alot of pride (arrogance) must mean a LOT of falling.
reeko
December 4th, 2009
for a truly hilarious (and outrageous) read, check out Al Gore’s interview today with Politico:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1209/30063.html
yet not a single word about climategate and the reason this blowhard cancelled his trip to Hopenhagen. here’s the last paragraph:
“I’m interested in figuring out how to solve the climate crisis. Full stop. And that involves science; it involves politics. Turns out it involves neuroscience; it involves economics and other subjects. And I do enjoy digging into these areas and trying to pull out the things that are most relevant to solving the climate crisis.”
hmmm… “trying to pull out the things that are most relevant” (yep, he said that!) …could that be like getting him to “pull out” his head from his ass? no?
didn’t think so. what a maroon.
FREE
December 4th, 2009
Jail time? It needs to be done from the big 0 all the way down to the so called scientists at many universities around the globe.
Bertie
December 7th, 2009
Have another Twinkie!
http://home.att.net/~networldnews/goretwinkie.jpg