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Did I Mention That Jesse Ventura Was A Jerk?
Ventura actually handles himself pretty well here.
Okay, the problem isn’t that Jim Norton isn’t treating Mr. Ventura with respect. The problem is he isn’t treating him with the respect that Jesse imagines he deserves, which is more than any one human can possibly muster. The other problem is that Jim Norton has little respect for anyone. Which makes this clip as about as tension filled as a clip can be.
When you’re a truther, you’re obnoxious about it, and you’re thin-skinned, you’re the trifecta. You’re the perfect storm, where massive ego meets limited mental capacity. This could have gone very badly for Norton. You can actually see Ventura having a flash forward where he sees himself in court, handing over all his worldly possessions to the Norton estate, as Norton sits in a Captain Pike wheelchair with an iron halo bolted to his skull. This is must see TV. Hat tip to Mr. Pinko.
ScratchNSniff
December 3rd, 2009
The “truth” is there will always be conspiracies. Take Big Foot for example, and his cousins that now reside in the White House “Big B-utt and Big Ears.”
Comrade Whoopie
December 3rd, 2009
Ventura sounds a lot like “venturi” which is a small hole you blow through to create a vacuum.
Mr. Pinko
December 3rd, 2009
Funny! Riff Raff Rocky Horror hair-do
Althing
December 3rd, 2009
That was friggin’ awesome. Ventura wanted to rip his little bald head off. Kudos to Jim for standing up to his conspiracy theory crap. I wish a Predator would come down and blow a huge cavity through his ignorant chest for real. I’m gonna watch that scene and daydream now.
matt
December 3rd, 2009
Is that what happens when two douchebags collide at light speed?
Dan Vull
December 3rd, 2009
What a putz. He served a tour in uniform- big deal. Me too. Does that give me a right to be an asshole? Nope- Jimmy held the hill and Jesse Douchenozzle ran for the exit.
Randi Rhoids
December 3rd, 2009
As a former Signal 31M and son of a retired full CPO, I wish he’d be a “Truther” when it comes to SEALs and UDTs.
What a douché bag.
http://cursor.org/stories/seal_or_udt.htm
Sam
December 3rd, 2009
You can’t fight with someone more informed and smarter than you. In Jesse’s case, that’s everyone.
Reiuxcat
December 3rd, 2009
well, is Bill O reading IOTW? Or is he too dense to realize he’s been scooped again?
Buffoon
December 3rd, 2009
Big fan of O&A…. I think Jimmy should have gone Ted Sheckler on the gub’nor.